The programmer and his woman

I pushed open the door and a little boy appeared in front of me. "Hello, classmate!"

The boy nodded politely and responded, "Hello, teacher. I have a question I want to ask you. The female teacher just now said that she couldn't answer my question and said that she would ask other teachers to help me answer it."

So that's why the kid came here after seeing the advertisement yesterday. Then, the little boy looked around and said, "The teaching environment here is really good, but when I think about the tuition fee, I'm still a little undecided. After all, the learning effect is the most important. Also, the performance of the female teacher just now also makes me a little worried..."

Hearing this, I smiled and explained, "Student, don't misunderstand. The female teacher just now is actually our consulting teacher. Her job is mainly to answer questions about tuition, course content and course time. She is not the teacher responsible for teaching. The teachers who actually teach you are all experienced and professionally competent excellent teachers. So, you don't have to worry about the quality of teaching at all."

"Oh, I see." The boy nodded and continued, "I like playing games. I majored in software. I want to make a game myself, but when I drew the game background in the window, I felt something was wrong. When I moved the game character to walk on the game background, I felt that the computer was stuck and the screen flickered. After a while, the computer crashed. Teacher, I think my thinking seems to be wrong."

"So what game are you going to make?" I asked.

The boy blurted out: "Red alert."

Hey, I thought to myself, this is Glasses’ favorite, and I have played this game before. I thought about how to make this issue clear.

"Then let me ask you, classmate, when you play this game, have you ever created a map yourself using the map editing tools provided by the game?" I asked.

"Of course I have. After I make a map, I can choose the map I made in the game to play against the computer. It's very interesting." The boy answered.

"So how do you make a map?" I continued to ask.

"Isn't there a toolbox? Just fill in the required terrain and props little by little like painting a wall. After filling in the entire map, save it and give it a name." At this point, the boy seemed to have figured out something. "Teacher, are you saying that when you actually draw a map, you draw it piece by piece? Is it really that troublesome?"

I looked at the boy and smiled and said, "You just said that your computer crashed when you were drawing the background picture. That's because you loaded the entire picture into the memory at once at the beginning. But your current window display area may not even account for 5% of the entire picture. Displaying 5% of the content occupies 100% of the memory. Wouldn't the computer be stuck? If the memory only loads the displayed content and the undisplayed content is released from the memory, does it mean that the memory always only occupies 5%?

And there is another point. If you put a crystal mine on the map, will it disappear after mining? Then should you draw this crystal mine on the map at the beginning or not? "

"On the painting?" the boy asked uncertainly.

"Then this mine already existed when you made the map. How did you make it disappear after you mined it?" I asked.

"This..." The boy was speechless for a moment.

I added, "Let me give you an example. For example, if you use 0 to represent normal grass and 1 to represent mineral resources on the grass, then drawing a row of grass is equivalent to drawing a row of 0s. If you want to draw a mineral resource in the middle of this row of grass, you can write a 0 in the middle of this row of 1s. In that case, a crystal mine will appear in the middle of this row of grass."

"It sounds like that." The boy nodded.

I thought the boy must have understood, so I continued, "If you draw a patch of grass when you read 0, you can divide the whole map."

"Oh, teacher, please stop talking. I think I understand what I should do." The boy shouted excitedly.

I nodded and smiled: "Student, you are very smart. Go home and look at the file generated by the Red Alert Map Editor. Open it and you will understand."

Oh, it was like waking up from a dream: "I have signed up for this course, I will go and pay the fee now."

"Okay, Teacher Wang's consultation conversion rate is 100%. This is the second one today. I'll ask Teacher Qi to give you a chicken drumstick later." Sun Lingling joked, "Hurry up, there's another one waiting in that room."

"Hey you~." I saw her repeatedly lashing out at the student who had come to consult me. Just when I was about to lose my temper, I saw her begging again: "Oh, okay~ Teacher Wang, please hurry up, people have been waiting for a long time, just in this room. I have a phone call, so I'll leave first."

I shook my head helplessly, thinking that it was probably another question asking professional questions. As I thought so, I pushed the door open and saw that this time it was a female student who was quite pretty.

She took the initiative to greet me: "Hello, teacher."

"Hello classmate, do you have any questions you need advice on?" I asked.

I just feel that the female teacher is not professional enough and would like to introduce a male teacher to me.

Oh, what do you want to ask, classmate? Have you read the brochure?

I have seen it, and I want to ask some questions about art.

Oh, I'm not too professional in this area. Tell me what you think and I'll see if I can answer you.

Teacher, please take a look at my usual paintings first, the girl handed me a drawing paper, I took it and saw that it was a sketch. The drawing was very good, and it was a cartoon character.

I think you draw well. With such a good foundation it should be easier to learn art courses in the future. Do you want to be a game artist in the future?

Well, teacher, there are some realistic paintings at the back, please help me take a look at them too.

Oh, there's more to come? After I turned over the first page, I found there were more pictures.

This is it! I was surprised. It was also a sketch, but what shocked me was that it was a nude art painting, the same kind of painting as in Xiao Bai's nude art album. Could it be that they studied art? This is normal, and I am a little surprised? It seems that there are more paintings at the back. Turning back, there are also paintings of this kind, in different poses.

Looking up at the top of the painting, this face! I looked at the painting, then looked up at the girl, then looked at the painting again, then looked up at the girl again. The person in the painting seemed to be herself. I wondered if all art students were so open-minded?

I would like to ask, who is the person in this painting?

Yes, that's me.

Some of them were drawn by me in front of the mirror, and some were drawn by others. Teacher, please draw one for me.

As she said that, she started to take off her clothes. I hurried forward to stop her and asked, "Hey, classmate, what are you doing?"

Teacher, please draw a picture for me.

It's not this classmate, you may be mistaken, I'm not an art teacher, I'm the programming teacher. I can't help you, put on your clothes quickly, I said, and I was about to open the door and go out.

But she stepped forward and blocked the door and said.

Teacher, if you dare to go out, I will go out with you and accuse you of molesting me.

Ah~! Hearing this, I was stunned, my body stiffly stood there, staring at her with wide eyes, my face full of astonishment. After a long while, I came back to my senses and asked in a trembling voice: "You...what do you want to do?" At this moment, my heartbeat accelerated rapidly, my hands shook uncontrollably, and even a thin layer of sweat appeared on my forehead.

However, what I didn't expect was that the female student burst into laughter when she saw me in such an awkward state. She laughed and said, "Hahahaha, this is so funny! I didn't expect you to be so timid. Look how scared you are. Okay, I won't tease you anymore. I'm leaving now!" After that, she turned around and left the room, leaving me standing there alone, unable to calm down for a long time.

As I watched her walk away, I thought to myself: Is there something wrong with this person? How could there be such a person in the world?

After bidding farewell to the female classmate with a nervous mood, I rushed to Teacher Qi's office without stopping. As soon as I saw Teacher Qi, I couldn't wait to say, "Master, the consulting workload here is really too heavy. Sun Lingling can't handle it alone! Besides, we are still short of an art teacher."

Teacher Qi looked at me with an anxious face, smiled amiably, and consoled me: "Oh, Teacher Wang, I think you are doing a great job in student reception! Not only that, but the conversion rate of consultation is also quite high. If it were someone else, I would be a little worried. But don't worry, we are currently recruiting new consultants, and we have found a suitable candidate for the art teacher, who will be on duty in a few days."

Hearing this news, I felt relieved and responded ecstatically: "Great! An art teacher will join us in a few days!" Then, I asked with a little concern: "What should we do during this period?"

Teacher Qi patted my shoulder and said earnestly: "Yes, although the new art teacher is coming soon, you may need to work hard before that. I hope you can continue to assist Xiao Sun in the reception work. She also often tells me that some students' consulting problems leave her helpless. Therefore, it depends on you to support her work more."

Well, from what Teacher Qi said, he doesn't want to add more staff for consultation for the time being. He probably knows that even if he adds more staff, he still can't answer the students' questions. He is still thinking about me. It seems that I am on a pirate ship and can't get off. There is no way, I have to continue to receive students. Fortunately, an art teacher is coming in a few days, so I don't have to receive art students anymore, and I can transfer to the new art teacher.

At this time, I heard Sun Lingling calling me from a distance: "Teacher Wang, where have you been? I've been looking for you for a long time. There are students in the counseling room looking for you again."

Why do you say that? Can't you receive?

She specifically wanted to find a teacher who knows painting. I know nothing, so I can only find you.

Is he studying fine arts again? Is he a man or a woman?

Girls, go ahead, you're pretty.

Ah! I won't go. You should go and receive them.

I just went there, and they said they were looking for someone who knows art.

I don’t understand again.

You don’t understand. Is there anyone in this room who understands?

Oh, please, Teacher Wang, please go quickly.

Hey~hey, don’t pull, don’t tear my clothes, okay, I’ll go, I’ll go.

I thought it was probably just a coincidence and I wouldn't be so unlucky, so I made up my mind and walked in.

I felt relieved when I saw this girl. She was dressed quite tightly and it would definitely not be as easy for her to be stripped naked as the girl just now. And judging from her appearance, she was a gentle and shy girl.

However, when I came in, sat down and greeted each other, the girl actually handed me a piece of drawing paper. When I saw that it was another cartoon sketch, my heart suddenly tightened.

I can’t be so unlucky, I started to get nervous, and the hand holding the drawing paper began to shake involuntarily. I thought the next one wouldn’t be like that, right? I was wondering if it would be, and then I slowly turned to the next page. When I saw the picture on it, I breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, I wasn’t scared to death.

Since it is not that kind, let the students take a good look at this painting. I have studied art for a period of time before, and I have also drawn some cartoons at home. The feeling I get is this kind of anime cartoon. If you have learned a little bit or even if you are interested in painting, you draw often and draw a lot, the effect of this kind of anime cartoon is generally good. It is not as difficult to draw as realistic characters. Of course, this is my personal feeling when I first started learning painting.

Judging from this classmate's paintings, his brushwork is not smooth, and there are obvious signs of multiple revisions. The proportions of the characters are also slightly uncoordinated. He probably has not studied art professionally, and this is just a personal hobby. However, it can be clearly felt from these paintings that he is painting seriously.

I thought that since she was so serious about her attitude, I couldn't discourage her. Besides, I hadn't learned painting for a long time and I had no right to judge others, so I said.

Classmate, I can see from your paintings that you paint very seriously. I personally think that your paintings are very good. If you come here and undergo more systematic and professional learning, you will make great progress.

Do you really think I draw well?

Yes.

Let me tell you, I just draw the cartoon characters from the books without any special training, but I really like drawing and I really want to work in this field in the future. Teacher, do you think I can find a job in this field after studying here?

Our school promises that you will get a diploma after graduation, and the school is responsible for helping students find employment. As long as you study hard and get good grades, I think it should be no problem for you to work in this field in the future.

As I was talking, I saw this female classmate burst into tears. What was going on? I didn't say anything to irritate her, so why did I make her cry?

I said, classmate, are you okay?

It's okay, I just remembered something sad.

Oh, classmate, do you consider studying here?

My family doesn't have the money to send me to school here. I just saw the ad in the newspaper and wanted to come here to ask the teacher to help me see if my current painting level is good enough.

Teacher, can you teach me? As long as you are willing to teach me, I can be your girlfriend.

Oh my God, why do I keep encountering such weird things today? Before I could open my mouth to refuse, the girl came over and sat down next to me, then grabbed my arm.

My family is really in financial difficulty. Teacher, please teach me, please. I really want to learn.

Classmate, please let go of your hands and listen to me. First of all, I understand your feelings very well, but I am not an art teacher and I cannot teach you how to paint. Our art teacher is not in school today.

Aren't you? No, I feel like you should be, you're lying to me.

I really didn't lie to you. I'm just like you, it's also a hobby for me. I studied it for a while, but it's just a hobby. I guess my level is not as good as yours. I'm a programming teacher. The art teacher is not here today, so I came to meet you.

The girl was obviously disappointed after hearing this, so I had to comfort and encourage her again and then send her out of the school.