The programmer and his woman

I was concentrating on studying the computer when I heard someone knocking on the door. "Bang, bang, bang." "Dongzi, open the door. It's me, Hou Wei."

When I heard someone talking outside the house, I realized it was my brother with glasses who came to look for me, so I quickly got up and opened the door. "Glasses, why are you here? Come in." I stepped aside to let Glasses in. There was a fat boy following him. After I let them both in, I closed the door.

Glasses couldn't wait to pull my hand and said, "Let's go to my house. I'll show you what good things I have added to my house."

At this time, the fat boy pulled the glasses' clothes and whispered, "Hey, Monkey Brother."

"What's wrong, Fatty?" asked Glasses.

The fat boy leaned close to the glasses and whispered softly: "Didn't you say that you would buy a computer only for your family?"

Glasses frowned in confusion and asked, "Yeah, what's wrong, Fatty?"

"Brother Monkey, look," the fat boy signaled with his eyes to look in the direction he said.

Glasses followed the fat man's gaze and looked over. "Oh my god, Dongzi, your family also bought a computer? Great, you are really a hidden talent. When did you buy it? I didn't see it the last time I came to your house. What's going on?" Glasses shouted excitedly.

I was still wondering just now, but when I heard Glasses asking this, I realized that they were whispering something just now. He pointed at the computer and said casually: "This is an old computer. Our boss stopped making it, and the computer was given to me as a salary."

When Glasses heard this, he continued excitedly, "You are really good, you have only been there for a month or two, and you have earned enough to buy a computer in that time. Not bad, you have a bright future."

I changed the subject, pointed at the fat boy next to me curiously, and asked, "Hey, Glasses, you haven't introduced me to this fat handsome guy yet, who is he?"

Glasses turned around, smiled, patted the "fatty" on the shoulder and said, "Oh, he is my classmate, everyone is used to calling him Fatty."

"Go away, don't listen to his nonsense. I have a name, my name is Tian Yong. Brother Dong, I know you. Brother Monkey always mentions you in front of me, saying that you are an expert in computer technology.

Today, Brother Monkey and I came here to ask you, Brother Dong, to come with us. Brother Monkey’s computer is broken, and we need you to fix it for him.”

When Yan Jing heard this, he was so angry that he punched the fat man with his fist: "Hey, you fat guy, didn't you agree to give Dongzi a surprise?"

The fat man retorted with disdain: "What's the point of being surprised? It's Brother Dong who's giving you a surprise!"

After hearing what the fat man said, Glasses nodded, thinking that the fat man was right. He didn't expect that when he came to my house today and saw that I also had a computer, I really gave him a bigger surprise.

"Hey Dongzi, let me be frank with you. My family bought a new computer a few days ago, but it has been broken for the past two days and keeps freezing. We came here just to ask you to help me fix it."

When I learned that Glasses had finally bought the computer he had always dreamed of, I was also very happy: "Great, Glasses, I'm so happy for you. Don't worry, I happen to be free now, I'll go over and show it to you right away."

When I walked into the optical shop, my eyes lit up and I saw a brand new computer in the small bedroom. The transparent design of the computer case seemed to be able to see through the sophisticated structure inside, full of a sense of technology.

I couldn't help but exclaim: "Oh, your computer is so beautiful! The case is transparent, it's really unique and full of technology!"

"What? It looks good but is useless. This computer gives me a bad look every day," said Glasses.

"Does the computer have facial expressions? What kind of expressions?" I asked puzzledly.

"Blue screen, Dongzi, please take a look for me. The computer has been very slow to boot up these past two days. It's like boiling a pot, with all these crackling noises. Hey, listen, the strings are being plucked again." As Glasses spoke, he heard the computer's floppy disk drive making a "clicking" sound as it read the disk.

I thought about it and said, "The problem with your computer now may be a virus."

"What 'virus'?" the man with glasses and the fat man said in unison, "What the hell is this?"

"How do you say computer virus?" I thought for a moment and continued, "It's a program that destroys computers. I don't know if you've heard of it, but recently there's a worm virus that's very popular. The condition of your computer right now is very similar to the symptoms of a worm virus as described in the book."

When Glasses heard this, he panicked and said with a frustrated face: "Oh my god, I just bought it for a few days and it's sick. Is it going to die?"

I comforted him, "It's okay, I just happen to have anti-virus software, I can just use it to kill the virus."

"Yeah, is that okay? Did you buy this antivirus software?" Glasses asked excitedly as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw.

"It's from the CD that came with those computer magazines I bought before. I just installed it on my computer today. I'm going home to get it now and will bring it over to install it for you."

"Okay, then Dongzi, you better go quickly and come back soon," Glasses said anxiously.

After I left, Glasses' father came back and saw Glasses reading faces on the computer at home. He asked in confusion, "Xiaowei, oh, Tian Yong is here too, how is this new computer? Is it working well?"

"What can I do? I've been infected with the virus," said Glasses.

"What? This thing can be poisonous? What kind of poison?" Hou Wei's father asked anxiously.

"Uncle Hou, I heard that this is an insect virus. Oh, yes, it's called an insect virus," the fat man interrupted.

"This computer is so delicate!" Hou Wei's father sighed, and then walked out of the house again.

I remember reading a joke in a computer magazine about a man who found out his computer was infected with a virus and took it to the hospital for treatment.

At the time, I just thought it was a boring joke. I never expected that when I came back with the software and was scanning the computer for viruses, I would see something like this.

At this time, the father of Glasses came back with a bottle of medicine in his hand. He said that the pharmacy said that the medicine was for anti-parasitic diseases. I was shocked. It made me realize that the boring joke I thought was might not be a joke but a real thing. I can only say that people’s understanding of computers was very vague at that time.

However, when Glasses' father said this, Glasses blushed with embarrassment. He immediately stood up and pushed his father out.

"Oh, Dad, this is a computer. Where are you putting the medicine that is supposed to cure people? Wang Dong has already brought anti-virus software to kill viruses for me. Please don't make trouble here. It's so embarrassing."

"Beep, beep, beep" was the only sound he could hear, and the window showed the virus files that had been killed one by one. Glasses was frightened when he heard the terrible sound and asked hurriedly, "What's wrong with Dongzi's computer? What is it calling?"

"Don't worry, it's all right," I consoled her. "That's the sound of killing viruses. Look at the window that pops up on your computer now. It shows how many viruses have been killed."

Glasses looked at the content displayed in the window and shouted excitedly: "That's good, it's killed, it's killed, the computer is revived again."

Seeing Glasses crying and laughing, I shook my head helplessly and asked, "Glasses, why did you set up the system like this right after you bought the computer? What did you install?"

As he spoke, Glasses took out a game disc from the drawer of the computer desk and showed it to me.

"Look Dongzi, I only installed a few games and nothing else. I was able to play them just fine a few days ago, but it suddenly became like this in the past two days."

I took the CD that Yan Jing mentioned, put it into the computer, and scanned it with anti-virus software, but no viruses were found.

"There's no virus on the optical disc, so it shouldn't be the problem. Think about it carefully, what else could be the problem? We need to find the root of the problem, or the computer will be infected with a virus again."

"What else?" Glasses scratched his head and thought, "Oh, now I remember, it's the floppy disk I took from Xiao Bai a few days ago."

"Floppy disk, what floppy disk?" The fat man and I looked at the glasses in confusion at the same time.

At this time, Glasses became shy and began to hesitate: "Ah, what, oh, forget it, I'll let you see it. I didn't want to show it to you. This is my idol, but I spent 20 yuan to get it."

The fat guy and I looked at each other again, and I wondered what was wrong with Glasses. I had never seen him like this before.

So I took the floppy disk that Glasses handed to me. It was an ordinary 3.5-inch floppy disk. After I inserted the floppy disk into the floppy disk drive on the computer, I clicked on the floppy drive icon in the computer system. At this time, I heard two crisp "click" sounds of reading the disk, and the floppy disk opened.

After opening it, I saw that there were only five picture files in it. I clicked on them and immediately became nervous. This picture showed a popular female star, but that was not the point. The point was that these pictures were all of them without clothes, and the next one was another popular female star.

Oh my god, I was watching her TV show yesterday, and today I saw these. But why does her skin look so old, not like someone of her age, I was confused, and continued to look at her chest, which was also sagging. The last picture was even more outrageous, the head and body didn't seem to be at the same angle, and the fat man seemed to have noticed something and asked me: "Brother Dong, do you think this head and body don't seem to be from the same person?" At this time, we looked at it at the same time, and after such a careful look, we both felt that there was a problem. The skin color at the neck was obviously different. After discovering the flaw, these pictures looked more and more fake.

The three of us looked at each other, and after a moment of silence, Glasses suddenly got angry and yelled at Xiaobai: "How dare you cheat me? I'm going to ask him for my money back tomorrow."

So we tried to persuade Glasses to calm down and get the money back tomorrow, there was no need to be so angry, but Glasses said, "What do you know? Do you know how much toilet paper I have wasted these past few days? It was all wasted on these fakes."

Well, the fat guy and I couldn’t help laughing at this time.

I suddenly remembered something I hadn't done yet, so I clicked the scan button on the antivirus software and performed a comprehensive scan on the floppy disk. At this time, I heard the computer issue that loud and urgent alarm again, "Haha, it turns out that the virus is hidden in this floppy disk."

Seeing that the glasses seemed to have figured everything out, the anger that had just subsided was rekindled, "No, Dongzi, Fatty, I can't wait any longer. Come on, follow me, let's go find Xiaobai to settle the score. I know his family, let's go to his house to find him now."

Seeing that we couldn't stop him no matter what, we had no choice but to follow Yan Jing and walk towards Xiaobai's house.

Then Yan Jing came to Xiao Bai's house angrily and banged on the door.

After the door opened, Glasses asked Xiao Bai rudely, "You are really good, you have deceived your brother Hou."

"Ah, what's the matter, Brother Monkey? Let's go into the house and talk," Xiaobai let us into the house.

"What's wrong? You're not ashamed to ask. It's the floppy disk you sold me."

"Ah, Monkey, what's wrong? Doesn't it look good?"

"Still playing dumb? It's all fake, the head is just spliced ​​on," said the man with glasses angrily.

"Is this true?" Xiaobai expressed doubt.

"You're still pretending to be stupid," said Glasses, pretending to kick him.

Xiao Bai immediately gave in, "Hey~ Stop hitting me, I bought this from someone else."

"So you didn't notice anything wrong after reading it?" he asked again.

"Well, that..." Xiaobai answered hesitantly, "I felt something was wrong, so I just got rid of it right away."

"Just let it go and give it to me, right?" I saw that Glasses was about to kick again, so the fat man and I stepped forward to stop Glasses.

"Give me back my money now," said Glasses.

"This money...this money...can't be refunded!" Xiaobai said softly.

"What! Are you trying to be a rogue?" Glasses was angry and was about to go up and hit him again.

"No, no, Brother Monkey, listen to me. I spent the money you gave me."

"What did you buy?"

"Hey, good stuff." Xiao Bai paused mysteriously and continued, "Fashion album."

"When did you start liking to look at picture albums?" asked Glasses.

"This picture album of Monkey Brother is extraordinary. Just wait, I will give it to you so that you can also broaden your horizons."

I saw Xiaobai gently pull out a beautifully printed picture album from the innermost part of the cabinet.

"Hurry up and give it to me. What's so mysterious about this?", Glasses snatched it away.

As soon as he flipped open a page, he exclaimed, "Wow, Xiaobai, you are awesome. You have such a good thing and you took it out earlier."

"What?" The fat guy and I also came over. "Oh my god," I saw the big words "Body Art" printed on the cover. The cover was so hot. Glasses casually flipped through a few pages, each page was more exciting than the last.

At this time, Glasses closed the album, scratched his head and said, "What about Xiaobai? I'll take this first, and let's forget about today's matter."

Xiao Bai got anxious when he heard this: "Hey, hey, no, Brother Monkey, I asked my friend to buy this with great difficulty, and I also spent ten dollars myself."

"What's wrong? That's it. I'll give it back to you after I finish reading it. I'll take it first."

"Go, go, go," Glasses urged us.

At this time, Xiao Bai was also chasing us from behind: "Hey, no, hey, why are you grabbing it so clearly, where is my floppy disk, Monkey?"

"Your floppy disk is full of viruses. My computer is infected. I'm afraid you will get infected again, so I'll throw away the floppy disk for you. You don't have to thank me."

Glasses put the book in his arms and said, "Come on, let's go back to my house and study art together."