Genshin Impact: Furninna, sister, I am really not a pervert

"Wow, that Villette cane! It's awesome. I've been wanting to play with it for a long time!"

Finina looked at the black cane in her hands, then raised her head as if possessed by a ghost and met her sister's strange eyes.

A trace of doubt rose in Fu Nina's heart, and she couldn't help but ask: "Sister, what's wrong with you?"

"Hush--wait a moment, Furninna."

Fu Nina looked at Funina with strange eyes, then took a pair of white non-prescription glasses from the side and put them on Funina's face.

Fu Nina took a few steps back, then looked at Fu Nina with her eyes, and then said with great satisfaction:

"Funina, I would be very satisfied if you would shout, 'Of course I am loyal to you!' and then bend your legs and break your cane in two."

After hearing this, Funina nodded thoughtfully, then smiled and said to her sister: "It sounds fun, I'll try it now!"

"stop it--"

Navelette, who had been tortured countless times by the two sisters, slid past Funina at high speed across the floor in her lolita skirt, and quickly snatched the cane that belonged to her from Funina's hands.

Because she was wearing a blue Lolita princess dress, and because she was a man, Navelette had no awareness of being a woman wearing a skirt. Naturally, she did not have this precious awareness during the sliding process, which caused her to accidentally make a move that made her wish she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Skirt + slide, there is no need to explain what it means!

"Wow——, as expected of Navelette!" x2

It is said that two people who spend time together will gradually become similar in their behavior. Funina is no exception. Her words, deeds and movements will naturally be influenced by her sister. This kind of behavior of two people who love each other becoming more and more similar seems to be called...

Um - what's it called?

"Shut up! I don't want this!"

Navelette hugged her cane tightly, feeling as if her heart was broken. He should not have come to see Lady Fenina today, otherwise she would not have been "ruined" because of this.

She even felt that after drinking the potion, her characteristics in all aspects were gradually becoming closer to that of the little girl.

"Don't get excited, Navelette. Don't worry about me. I will try my best to find an antidote for you."

Fonina patted her chest and said firmly.

"really?"

Navelette looked at Fenina with expectant eyes. If she hadn't kept reminding herself that the other person was Navelette, Fenina would have wanted to hug her in her arms and ravage her hard at her pitiful look.

Thinking of this, Fenina cleared her throat guiltily, looked at Navelette with a sincere look and said, "It's fake, but I will try my best to help you find a solution."

Navelette's face suddenly drooped and she looked worried.

"but……"

Fernina's voice rekindled the hope in Navelette's heart. Fernina looked down at her and said with some emotion:

"If you really can't change back, I will tell the outside world that you have retired, and then let you take over this position as a follower of the water god. How about that?"

"Don't worry, I will arrange your food, clothing, housing and transportation, and you will also have one day off every year. How about it, are you interested?"

"..."

After hearing this, Navelette fell silent. She just became shorter, not stupider.

You are a dragon, not a mule.

There is only one day off a year, and even capitalists would cry when they see it.

"Ms. Funina, although I don't have any plans for my vacation, I will still be working in the office as usual during the holidays."

Navelette raised her head and looked at Fenina expressionlessly, and said, "But I still hope that I can have a vacation in the written sense, so that at least I won't feel that you are exploiting me in my work."

"Um, sister. Isn't this against the Fontaine Labor Management Law?"

Funina, who still had some kindness in her heart, couldn't stand it anymore. Although she was now the god of a country and the head of capital for the entire country, she usually looked down upon such big bosses who exploited workers.

Fu Nina put her hands on her waist and looked at her sister angrily. She snorted and said, "Sister, workers also need to rest."

"Oh, okay." Furnina spread her hands, shrugged her shoulders, looked at her stubborn sister and asked, "So what do you think we should do?"

"I suggest that we change the one-day off per year to one-day off per month, how about that?"

Funina smiled slightly and gave a more friendly answer.

"...Okay, okay, I think Funina's suggestion is very good!"

Fernina clapped her hands with a smile, then looked at Navelette and asked with a smile: "Navelette, what do you think of this proposal?"

"I personally suggest that the two water gods should not discuss this matter in front of the parties next time."

Navelette lowered her head and sighed helplessly, looking at the two water gods in front of her who were occasionally unreliable, she couldn't help feeling a little tired.

Never mind, one day off in January is also a holiday, it’s better than nothing.

Wait, that's not right! There's no evidence to prove that I can't change back, so why do people assume that I will always be a girl in the future and keep speculating?

"Ms. Fernina, I still want to go back to my old self." Navelette sighed slowly, looked at Fernina, who was the same person as Holmes, and asked softly, "Do you have a solution?"

"Any solution? Uh, no, at the moment."

Fenina shook her head helplessly. It was the first time that she intuitively understood Holmes' attainments in alchemy. She didn't even know whether Holmes had developed an antidote in this regard.

Fu Nina put her hands on her waist and laughed triumphantly twice, then said to Fu Nina confidently: "Oh, sister is so stupid! I didn't expect that sister is not as smart as me!"

Hearing this, Finina and Navelette looked at Finina who was standing beside them. They never expected that Finina, who had never made any effective and constructive suggestions, would speak so wildly at this moment.

"Do you have any idea?"

Furnina raised her eyebrows slightly and asked with great interest.

"Of course, sister, haven't you heard of [fighting poison with poison]?"

Furninha laughed triumphantly, then looked at everyone and said confidently: "Since Navelette became like this because of drinking that bottle of wine, her current condition is like food poisoning. In this case, maybe if she drinks a few more times, she can [fight poison with poison] and expel all the toxins from her body. Hahaha——"

Her laughter was full of the innocent confidence of a young girl, as well as a bit of the silliness of a girl who was illiterate.

"..."

"..."

"…What's wrong? Am I wrong?"

Fonina and Navelette turned around in tacit understanding and whispered to each other with their backs to Fonina.

Navelette raised her head and looked at Fernina, and asked in a gentle tone, "Has Ms. Fernina always been like this?"

"I'm sorry, it's my fault. I didn't teach her the art of language well. I should have let her read more books before going out." Fenina covered her face with her hands, obviously feeling a little embarrassed.

It has been a while since I have secretly tutored Funina. Why not take some time these days to help her improve her cultural shortcomings so that she doesn't lose face by using strange idioms in front of others.