Genshin Impact: Furninna, sister, I am really not a pervert

"Be careful, Paimon. This will arouse suspicion." Ying looked at the somewhat embarrassed Paimon in front of him and reminded him helplessly, "Don't forget the commission that Villette entrusted to us."

"I'm not the only one who knows how to eat. Of course I remember it!"

Paimon, floating in the air, put his hands on his waist and said angrily: "Bring back Furninna who went back to the past timeline, and don't disrupt the timeline of the world of Teyvat."

Paimon just finished speaking, and then he thought of something and asked with a depressed look: "Well, Traveler. Since we have returned to the past timeline, it means that Fu Nina is still in Fontaine at this time, right?"

"Yeah." After a moment of silence, Ying patted little Paimon's head and comforted him, "This is her choice. We can't interfere with her."

"I know, but I really can't imagine it." Paimon shook his head and said dejectedly, "A person deceived his relatives and companions who had been traveling with him for five hundred years, and even his own sister..."

Ying smiled helplessly, rubbed Paimeng's hair and said softly: "Don't think about it anymore, Paimeng. Do you remember our mission? If we don't bring back Funina who disrupted the timeline, we can imagine what the consequences will be."

Ying looked at the parchment torn from Furnina's relic "Record of the Sea of ​​Peace and Abyss", and saw the common language of the natives of Teyvat depicted on it. She smiled helplessly and said, "Although this is very unfair to Furnina, we only have one chance and we can't afford to lose. We can't let Furnina live in the past forever. She should try to look forward. This is also her sister's wish."

Because of his inner loss, the crown on Paimon's head drooped down unconsciously.

"I understand, Traveler."

Ying smiled faintly, rubbed Paimon's little head, put her hands on her waist and said calmly: "Paimon, this is our first time traveling back to the past in Teyvat. Although it may be the last time, I personally think there are a few things to pay attention to."

"First, we can't do anything that attracts attention in Fontaine. If we are caught and interrogated by the special training team, we two strangers with unknown origins will definitely be arrested."

"Second, we will most likely be dealing with Fernina at this time, so don't arouse her suspicion."

"Third, carefully distinguish the Funina in the past timeline and the Funina in the future timeline before taking action."

Hearing this, Paimon couldn't help but interrupt and said, "Traveler, why does your words sound weird? It's as if we are the kidnappers who kidnapped the beautiful girl."

"Ahem, a slip of the tongue!" Ying coughed and continued, "The last point, we must have a plan for every step, and it would be best to use gentle persuasion on Funina in the finale."

"Yeah! I know, I know. We must have a plan." Paimon happily spun in the air and said proudly, "What? It doesn't seem that difficult!"

"By the way, traveler. What period is Fontaine in now?"

"Let me think..." Ying said after thinking for a moment, "According to what Vilet said, if I'm not mistaken, it should be in the early stage of the resurrection of the monster Erinace. It is said that the Fatui are also involved. Maybe Fenina has already sent the special patrol team to take action."

"Ah?" Paimon hesitated for a moment and couldn't help asking, "Traveler, I mean hypothetically, hypothetically! Suppose the special training team has been ordered by Furniture to investigate suspicious persons in Fontaine, then we two suspicious persons with unknown origins will not be arrested by the special training team!"

"That shouldn't be the case, right?"

Ying's eyes were wandering and she subconsciously looked to the side.

"..."

Paimon was silent for a moment, then said speechlessly: "So you're not sure either!"

"It's okay, Paimon. As long as we try not to interact with the special training team..." Ying put her hands on her waist and said arrogantly, "Don't worry, I'm here, I will definitely protect you."

"Traveler, I know you will protect me, you don't need to emphasize it again." Paimon's face was a little hot, and then he said to Ying excitedly, "Traveler, I am a little curious about what Fontaine looked like five hundred years ago."

"Yeah, me too." Ying crossed her arms and smiled, "But don't forget our plan!"

"I know, I know!"

Paimon and Ying walked out of the alley happily one after another. The moment they walked out of the alley, several black gun barrels suddenly came in front of them from all directions.

Faced with the dozen or so black holes that were almost hitting their faces, Ying and Paimon raised their hands at the same time as if by conditioned reflex.

"Put down your weapons, put your hands on your head, and squat against the wall!" The leader, a man in black with black glasses and a black hat, pointed at Ying and Paimon and shouted angrily, "From the moment that floating flying object appeared just now, I felt that you two strangers were sneaking around and didn't look like good people."

"We have heard your plan just now. You are so brave! I didn't expect you to even plan to attack Lady Fininna. Tell me! Are you spies sent by the Fatui?"

"If you don't tell the truth, you'll all go to Mellow Petersburg and screw screws!"

"Traveler, Traveler..." Paimon asked Ying in a low voice with a pale face, "Is this also part of your plan?"

"No, absolutely not!" Ying's face turned dark. He didn't expect that what Paimeng said was right. The special training team was really searching for the Fatui in Fontaine.

I'm so unlucky. Previously, I was sent to Melo Petersburg by Villette on the charge of stealing Funina's cake in order to investigate the young master's disappearance. Could I be sent to Melo Petersburg again on the charge of attempted assassination of Funina this time?

"What are you mumbling about!" The leading black-clad man shouted, "Follow us obediently, and Vice Captain Rastignac will come to interrogate you in person in a moment!"

Ying's face turned dark, and she looked as if the sky was falling.

Now is a special period. If I am caught by the special training team, I might have to face Fonina directly. With Fonina's sister-con personality, she will definitely order me to be locked up for 17 or 18 years without thinking twice. After being caught, all my actions in Fontaine will be restricted.

Given the special training team's efficiency in handling cases, it would be extremely difficult to investigate Funina's whereabouts in the future.

Ying's heart sank, and she gave Paimon a look. Paimon understood what she meant, knowing that it was time for her and the traveler to start killing each other again.

She quacked, and the travelers killed indiscriminately.

Just as Ying was about to leave here by force, a girl in a dark blue tuxedo passed by and stood not far away, looking at here curiously.

After standing there and thinking for a moment, the girl decided to walk over here.

Ying raised her head and noticed the girl walking towards them. She smiled helplessly and gave up the idea of ​​breaking through by force.

"Wait a minute, what's going on here?"

The leading man in black was stunned, turned around in disbelief and said, "Huh? This sound is..."

When he turned around and saw the smiling girl standing behind him, he hesitated for a moment and said in surprise: "Lord Water God?!"

"Yes, I'm Funina." Knowing that the other party couldn't recognize which water god she was, 'Funina' smiled and reminded, "My sister and I have an appointment to walk on the street later today. May I ask what happened here?"

"No... no, something's wrong!" As a fan of Funina, the man in black turned around and pointed at Paimeng and Ying, saying angrily, "These two strangers were planning to attack you, so I controlled them before they could act."

"Oh? Who wants to attack me? Let me see..." "Funina" walked towards Ying and Paimon with a smile. Paimon swallowed nervously and didn't dare to look at "Funina", for fear that "Funina" would see something.

Ying looked into Funina's eyes calmly. Funina looked at Ying's face carefully with a smile on her face, and then showed a thoughtful expression.

"Funina" turned around slowly and said with a smile: "Don't worry, they are my fans just like you."

"What... fans?" The man in black said in disbelief, "But I heard they wanted to kidnap you or something..."

"Ah~, you misunderstood. Actually, that's my new script!" "Funina" said calmly with her hands on her waist, "I wanted to invite them to practice the script of the new play with me, it's not what you think."

"Is that so?" The man in black nodded thoughtfully, then said to Ying and Paimon apologetically, "I'm sorry, we misunderstood."