Genshin Impact: Furninna, sister, I am really not a pervert

"You said... today is my birthday?"

Fernina looked at Fernina with a suspicious look. After looking her sister up and down, she chuckled and asked, "Since today is my birthday, doesn't that mean it's also your birthday, sister?"

Funina: (?⊿?)?

Fenina crossed her arms and thought silently for a while, then smiled slowly and said, "It seems... that's indeed the truth!"

"What do you mean by seem? It is obviously!"

Funina stretched out her fingers to count the days, then she put her hand on her waist and looked at her sister unhappily and said, "Today is the 499th year of our birth, and it is..."

"We begin the day of playing the role of the water god." Finina concealed the fatigue in her eyes, put her hands on her waist and said with a smile, "Because every day with Finina is the most precious treasure in my life."

"Don't use such a serious tone and say such shameful words!" Furniture glared at Furniture with red face. She coughed lightly to cover up her inner panic, and then complained to her sister in a low voice as if she was afraid of being heard, "Ahem! Sister, I am almost five hundred years old after all. Don't say such things in broad daylight!"

"Oh?" Furniture raised her eyebrows slightly, walked to Furniture's side, leaned over to her ear and blew gently into her ear and asked, "So, it will be fine at night?"

“Ah! No—”

Finina covered her ears and took a few steps back. She vaguely felt that her body was so weak that she could not stand.

Fu Nina blushed and looked at the half-smiled Fu Nina, and loudly retorted: "Sister, you look like the succubus in the storybooks that seduces mortals, using inadvertent little actions to arouse mortals' desires, and then eat them up bite by bite in a corner."

"Oh?" Furnina crossed her arms and smiled softly, "Then I'm pretty powerful. Ordinary succubi can only seduce mortals."

"But a succubus like me can seduce gods."

Fu Nina put down her arms and looked at Fu Nina who was still covering her ears and was on guard against her. She couldn't help but smile helplessly and said, "But, isn't it a bit too much to say that my sister is a succubus? After all, I am a little succubus who is devoted to you only?"

"But, sister, I still have a question..."

Funina's heart trembled, and as her sister's tone of voice changed, she suddenly became nervous.

At some point, Furniture suddenly appeared behind her sister and hugged her. Then she reached out and gently stroked Furniture's cheek and asked softly, "You said that succubus can arouse the desires of mortals? Then... am I... making you, Furniture, moved?"

"Sister, sister, you..."

Funina's face became more and more rosy, and she felt a surge of strength from somewhere. She pushed her sister out with both hands and finally broke free from her sister's restraints.

Furniture was stunned by her sister's push. Before she could react, she stamped her feet and shouted at her with a red face, "Sister, you are like this again! You keep doing this every year. I will never talk to you again!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Fonina kicked open the door and fled out of the room, leaving Fonina alone with half of her hand stretched out in the wind.

After a while, Fernina touched her head and said to herself awkwardly: "Ah, I went too far again this time."

……

"Claulinde, tell me! Did she go too far this time?"

"It's been four hundred and ninety-nine years, and she's still the same!" No improvement at all!

Funina was so angry that she slammed the table, and the tea sets on the table shook.

Clorinde watched the tea in the cup in front of her splash in the air, and only breathed a sigh of relief after it fell steadily back into her cup.

Furninha seemed to hear a sigh from Clorinde, so she turned her head and looked at her viciously.

The scene was quiet for a while, and Clorinde seemed to realize something was wrong after a while of being absent-minded. She thought for a moment before reacting. As a subordinate, she should speak up and join Lady Furnina in denouncing her unreasonable behavior and misbehavior.

It seems quite interesting to denounce another boss together with your own boss.

Especially in front of me...

Clorinde couldn't help but think so.

The moment Clorinde raised her head and looked at Furninna, a look of indignation appeared on her face.

"Indeed, as the eldest sister, she doesn't know how to control her desires and behaviors. Lady Fu Nina is really unqualified in this aspect. Looking back at Lady Fu Nina's usual excellent style, Lady Fu Nina is really unrefined!"

Clorinde's acting skills suddenly exploded. She frowned and snorted, saying with great sorrow: "Compared to Lady Fernina, Lady Fernina is really far behind!"

"Yeah, that's right!" Finina felt very happy. Although she knew that Clorinde might just be trying to cheer her up, nice words were much more pleasant to the ear than the truth.

The anger in Furninna's heart gradually disappeared with Clorinde's praise, and the expression on her face became particularly comfortable.

Seeing Fernina smiling so happily, Clorinde couldn't help but feel relieved. But at this moment, Fernina's faint voice came from the intercom headset she had been wearing.

"Claulinde, do you feel happy scolding me in front of me?"

Clorinde was unmoved by what she heard, but she couldn't help feeling a little helpless in her heart.

What I said just now...it was obviously because of your guidance that I succeeded!

On the other side, Fenina and Navia sat in the reception room of the Rose Thorn Society and drank tea quietly.

They each wore a pair of headphones and kept in touch with Clorinde at all times so that they could give Clorinde timely instructions to calm Funina down.

Seeing that everything was going well with Clorinde, Fenina chuckled and couldn't help but chat with Navia: "Navia, how are the Thorn Rose Society and President Carres doing recently?"

"Haha, thanks to Lady Tophnina." Navia said with a smile, "The Thorn Rose Society is doing well recently, and my father is in good health. He plans to pass the Thorn Rose Society to me in a few years, and then go on a romantic honeymoon trip with my mother."

"Really? I just did my best. Thanks to President Caress's foresight, the Thorn Rose Society has its current future. Rather than saying it was my help, it's more like President Caress's blessing."

Navia was stunned, and quickly shook her head and said, "No, no, no, Lady Fenina. You should understand what I mean. The kidnapping case of the girl back then..."

Fenina picked up the teacup and used a spoon to gradually stir the tea. Then she smiled and said, "I have seen everything that President Carres said and did. How could a man like him do such a thing?"

Navia nodded thoughtfully, a relieved smile on her face.

After taking a sip of the black tea brewed by Navia, Furnina's eyes lit up. When she saw the cute patterns on the macarons made by Navia, she liked them from the bottom of her heart, or rather, Furnina would like them.

Furnina reached out and picked up one, but she couldn't bear to eat it for a moment. She couldn't help but praise Navia: "The macarons you made are very cute. Maybe you have a unique talent in this area. Can I pack some for Furnina to take back and try?"

Navia covered her mouth and smiled softly, "Please go ahead, Lady Fenina. Myles, Silver. Help me pack all the remaining macarons for Lady Fenina."

"Yes, Miss." x2

"Thank you." Fenina smiled gently, and when she saw Navia's two bodyguards helping her wrap the macarons, she couldn't help but say thank you.

"You're welcome, Lady Fenina."

While Myles and Silver were packing for her, Fenina turned around and looked at the sun outside the window. When she noticed the last layer of afterglow of the setting sun at the end of the sky, she realized that she almost forgot the time.

Fenina smiled helplessly, stood up and said to Navia: "Excuse me, I have to go now."

Navia also stood up and said with a smile: "Lady Funina, do you need me to give you a ride?"

Fenina shook her head and smiled, "No, I'm used to traveling alone. Also, let Clorinde help me delay a little longer."

Navia put on sunglasses, put her hands on her waist and smiled: "I will definitely fulfill my mission."

The corners of Fonina's mouth rose slightly, and then she trotted out the door.

……

"Wait, Clorinde. You said my sister was waiting for me here?"

Funina asked in confusion, looking at the beach in front of her.

"Yes, Lady Fenina said she has a gift for you."

Without waiting for Furninna to react, Clorinde pushed her forward from behind and quickly left.

Finnina was almost pushed and staggered, and when she turned around, Clorinde had disappeared.

Fu Nina sighed helplessly and could only tentatively walk away while shouting, "Sister? Are you there..."

There is almost no place to hide on the beach, and the only thing that can hide your body is the ocean in front of you.

Finina's expression was slightly tense. She stepped onto the water and looked around carefully, fearing that her sister would suddenly emerge from the water and scare her like the water ghost in the Liyue ghost novels.

At this moment, the bright moon has already replaced the setting sun and risen in the dark sky.

The water surface was sparkling, and it seemed as if some huge monster was hidden beneath the sea.

Finina seemed to have sensed something unusual, and she tentatively reached out to touch the water.

A trace of doubt flashed across Funina's face. She couldn't help but wonder if she had guessed wrong, or if Clorinde and her sister had been colluding to deceive her from the beginning and wanted to make her a joke.

Furninna frowned slightly and stretched out her hand to touch the water surface.

She blinked in confusion, for a moment unsure if there was something wrong with her eyes.

Funina seemed to see an amusement park gradually taking shape underwater, but what caught her eye most was the slowly rotating Ferris wheel and her sister who was sitting on the Ferris wheel watching the amusement park gradually take shape.

Finina looked at this extremely interesting scene underwater with surprise and joy. Then Finina turned her head and looked at the sea surface as if she had sensed something. The next second, she and Finina who was standing on the water looked at each other.

A peaceful smile appeared on Fnina's face, and at this moment the underwater park was finally completed.

The calm sea surface suddenly began to tremble. Furniture, who was standing on the water, almost lost her balance. When she was about to fall into the water, she was helped up in time by Furniture.

Funina's eyes turned red, and she smiled and said, "Sister..."

Furnina nodded slightly, and she pulled Furnina to stand on the paradise rising from the water.

And this... was the surprise she prepared for Funina.

Fonina smiled gently and took her on the Ferris wheel despite her refusal.

The Ferris wheel slowly turned until the carriage they were in reached the highest point of the Ferris wheel.

"Fireworks are coming!"

At this moment, someone outside secretly set off brilliant fireworks.

Funina looked up at the dark night sky in surprise. Brilliant fireworks quickly burst out the moment they rushed into the sky, and then formed Q-version avatars of the two sisters and the words "Happy Birthday Funina" in the night sky.

Sitting in the carriage, Funina looked at the gift her sister gave her with surprise, and a smile broke out on her face.

While Furniture was distracted in admiring, Furniture sat down next to her sister, pretending to be casual and carefully observing her sister's profile.

But after seeing Fonina's brilliant smile, the corners of Fonina's mouth couldn't help but rise slightly.

As expected, Funina, you are the most precious [treasure] in my life.

Thinking of this, Furnina couldn't help but appreciate the scenery outside the window with Furnina.

After a while, Furninna seemed to notice her sister's gaze. She blushed and glanced at her sister beside her. For a moment, she couldn't help blushing and her heart beating fast.

This gift... isn't it a bit too unfair?

Finina's heart moved slightly, and seeing that her sister seemed not to notice her, she took a deep breath and gently grasped her sister's warm palm.

Two almost identical palms were pressed together at this moment, but the active one seemed to be more cautious.

Funina's expression moved slightly and the corners of her mouth rose slightly.

The two intertwined their fingers, feeling each other's warmth.

But Fonina did not seem satisfied with this. She tilted her head and leaned on her sister's shoulder. He gently hugged her sister from behind, then stood on tiptoe and whispered softly in Fonina's ear.

"Sister, the next time we celebrate a birthday together... let me host it!"

Funina was slightly startled, hesitated for a moment, smiled lightly, and nodded silently.

"it is good."

At this moment, there are still 241 days until the Water God's judgment.

"Well, the prices at Naganohara Fireworks Store are always fair to everyone!"

The Rose of Thorns was invited from Inazuma to the Xiao Palace in Fontaine. He smiled at Clorinde and Navia and asked, "How do I pay, sir?"

ps. Today is October 10th, happy birthday to Funina! I also wish all readers a happy day.

I hope each of us can have a good start every day!