Quick Wear: Everyone knows I am a good person

"Sir~"

As soon as I entered the house, I heard Wu Yuan's voice.

He half leaned on the sofa, his pale chest half exposed, and the bright red red spider lily was particularly eye-catching. "The master is finally back, leaving me alone here, how boring~"

Shu Jiao raised her eyebrows slightly, "Then shall I take you out for a walk?"

"Okay!"

Wu Yuan agreed immediately, and when he saw Shu Jiao coming over, he leaned towards her.

He was so light that it was no burden to Shu Jiao when he leaned over.

Just the look in his eyes...

Especially lingering and explicit.

He hugged Shu Jiao with both hands, and seeing that Shu Jiao had no intention of objecting, he began to gently lift her clothes. His cool lips fell on her neck, and then quickly moved away.

Trying again and again.

Shu Jiao accepted it with pleasure.

Although this old man is a bit too proactive, but... it's really fun.

"What did you do this time, sir?"

"Help Judge Cui do some work."

Speaking of this, Shu Jiao couldn't help but laugh.

Cui Jue wanted her to take the blame and paid a huge price to ask her to do it, but he never expected that it was witnessed by King Qin Guang.

How do you say this?

I can only say that it is God’s will!

However, Shu Jiao had no intention of saying too much to Wu Yuan. She moved her fingertips down his chest and chuckled softly, "I have plenty of time to accompany you now."

Hearing this, Wu Yuan became even more excited.

It’s not easy for him either!

Whether as a human or a ghost, after more than 7,000 years, I finally started to eat meat!

The owner who can help him become an immortal is beautiful, speaks sweetly, and is very playful.

What's wrong with him being a little greedy?

What's wrong with taking the initiative?

"Sir, I have learned something new recently. Let me show you~"

He excitedly pulled Shu Jiao into the house.

Shu Jiao also cooperated very well.

Ghosts are really good. They don't get tired, they don't get hurt easily, and they can transform into other forms...

Shu Jiao really did what she said and later took Wu Yuan out for a walk.

But that was a few days later.

……

With the hot sales of underworld tourism packages and countless people going to the underworld to experience it in person, the popularity and faith in the underworld has increased rapidly.

The various evil gods in the underworld have gradually become known to the public.

Ever since everyone knew that one really would go to the underworld after death, many criminals began to turn over a new leaf and turn over a new leaf.

The crime rate among humans has plummeted.

Until the 15th day of the seventh lunar month - Ghost Festival.

Cui Jue and Shu Jiao discussed it and really made a big move.

——"Notice on Ghosts Returning to the Earth to Visit Relatives on Ghost Festival"

According to the laws of the Netherworld, all ghosts will have a day off for Ghost Festival this year. The following arrangements are made for their return to the living world:

1. Returning to the human world this time requires voluntary registration. Those interested must first fill out an application report on the netherworld website.

2、返回阳间时间为7月14日凌晨，到7月15日凌晨。请务必在7月15日二十四点之前返回地府，否则按违法处置。

3. Those who return to the world of the living must not harm mortals at will, and must not...

Here, I wish you all happy holidays in advance.

There are quite a lot of conditions.

But there are also many ghosts who apply.

The Netherworld website was once in a state of freezing.

After discussing the general situation with Cui Jue, Shu Jiao returned to the world of the living and started the live broadcast.

As usual, we chatted about "ghost stories" first, and then picked two people to have their fortunes told.

"It's almost time to go off the air. Before I go off the air, I want to tell you a piece of news on behalf of the underworld."

Shu Jiao no longer imitated the original owner's pretending to be dignified and elegant. She just sat in the chair as comfortably as she could.

She leaned back in her chair, her expression somewhat solemn, "The Ghost Festival is coming soon. The underworld will allow a group of ghosts to return to the world of the living on July 7th."

"I suggest everyone go home early if you have nothing to do and don't hang around on the streets."

"If you see a ghost, don't panic. There are ghost soldiers and ghost messengers watching you. They can't hurt you at will..."

【! ! ! 】

[Well, now Ghost Festival has really become Ghost Festival! ]

[Really? Master! Can all ghosts come back? How do they get home? My family has moved, and I don’t know if my mom can find her new home! ]

[Save my life, this is too exciting. 】

[This is good. On that day, I can’t tell whether the ghost is real or fake. ]

[The night shift taxi driver screamed online, I won’t let me pick up a real one when the time comes! ! ! I’m going crazy. ]

[Please stop it, I will be scared to death. ]

[I won't step out of my room during the Ghost Festival, I swear! ]

[Host, how do I know if my relatives will come back? Do I need to go to the grave to pick them up? ]

"If your relatives are willing to return to the world of the living, don't worry about not being able to see them. They will tell you in your dreams in advance. The first stop they stop when they return to the world of the living is indeed the grave..."

Shu Jiao explained in detail to the audience in the live broadcast room for a while before going off the air.

However, this news was too explosive and sensational!

In the past, everyone said that the Zhongyuan Festival was a ghost festival, and that people would hold some sacrificial activities, burn paper money, and worship their ancestors, all to express their longing for their deceased relatives and friends.

Good now.

Now it’s real.

Don’t miss it anymore, just get some good wine and food and have a reunion dinner.

You might even be able to see your family’s great, great ancestors.

How lively!

For a time, the internet in both the Yin and Yang worlds was full of discussions about the Ghost Festival. The official authorities in the Yang world even issued a special notice, requesting that this year's Ghost Festival be celebrated in a grand manner to celebrate our traditional festival.

To this end, the government held a special conference and designated the Ghost Festival as one of the national statutory holidays, stipulating a one-day holiday.

Many people asked for leave on this day.

Many people rushed back to their hometowns as soon as they finished work on July 7. Before dawn, they had already burned piles of paper money. The major cemeteries were also overcrowded with people, many of them with their families.

Scared?

Scared of shit.

You can bump into someone every two steps. The descendants of a family of seven or eight people in the grave next to you are still having supper, while people on the opposite side are even singing.

Can this be scary?

We had a big team building directly at the cemetery.

Time passed by slowly, and once it was past midnight, phantom figures began to appear.

As soon as the two sides met, there was crying at every grave.

"Oh my god! I missed you so much!"

"Grandpa, why is there someone else here? Is this my great-grandfather?"

"Dad, Grandpa... I brought my wife here. Look at her. Isn't she beautiful? You already have a grandson..."

"Mom and Dad, I'm married. This is my husband. I'm going to take you to meet my in-laws today..."

These words that I could only say to the cold grave before, now, I can say them to this ghost.

Even the most taciturn person will become a chatterbox at this moment, as if he wants to tell the other person everything that has happened in the years since they last met.

The group walked home with Hun'er.

In the early morning in the city, the traffic jam was so severe that you couldn't move at all.

Who doesn’t have an ancestor in their car?