Quick Wear: Everyone knows I am a good person

While thinking, Emperor Xiwen and the court officials looked at Shu Jiao intentionally or unintentionally, but they were still arguing fiercely.

They thought they were acting for Shu Jiao.

But they had no idea that Shu Jiao was also acting opposite them.

"This drought should be a small disaster arranged by the priest for Seventh Sister. It doesn't matter. We can ask the God of Wind and the God of Rain to bring rain."

Shu Jiao said.

Everyone:? ? ?

Can you still play like this?

You are...very good!!!

Go quickly, Lord Xiaoshu, we support you wholeheartedly and firmly from head to toe!

"But... this is Seventh Sister's calamity. Will Feng Bo and Yu Shi intervene?"

003 starts immediately.

Everyone: It turns out that this is the emperor’s disaster.

Then the emperor can really bear the blame! Your Majesty, can you tell me about the... Repentance Edict?

"But Seventh Sister is very troubled~"

Shu Jiao pretended to be anxious and said, "I still have the elixir of life and the peaches sent by the Queen Mother. You can go back secretly and give these two things to them. They will definitely be willing to buy them."

666 secretly cleared his throat and said, "Then you are at a great disadvantage. Not to mention the elixir of life, how much effort did you put in to get it. You only have one peach, and you want to give it away too?"

"Give!"

Shu Jiao said firmly: "Let's ask Seventh Sister to get through the calamity first. I still have something on hand, you go back and ask the God of Wealth to help me."

Emperor Xiwen could not help but be deeply moved.

Her eyes swept back and forth between the courtiers and the princess in front of her.

Take a look!

Look at this everyone!

This is my good friend, he is so considerate of me.

For me, he was willing to give me the elixir of life and peaches. What about you?

Usually, everyone just says nice things, but in reality, you will cry for mercy when we ask you to donate a few taels of silver!

My old friend is still reliable!

I am worthy of being so good to her.

Don't worry, little koi, I will never treat you unfairly, whether it is now or when I return to heaven in the future!

Princesses: ...

Courtiers:…

Excuse me.

This is really impossible.

If you insist on making us do it... then just kill us first.

An early morning court session was spent in meaningless quarrels among the ministers.

After the court session, 003 asked, "Where did you go in the rain?"

"Why am I making rain?"

"Aren't you going to solve the drought in the south?"

"You were so busy telling me the plot that you didn't even read it yourself. If you wait for two days, it will naturally rain in the south. There's no need to worry about this."

003 snorted and laughed, "Getting something for nothing."

"What? This is called information asymmetry."

Shu Jiao retorted, and then continued: "Anyway, just don't show up in the next three or two days, just go play your mahjong."

"Okay, let's retreat."

003 and 666 ran very fast.

Three days later, the two of them appeared and performed a big drama in the court with Shu Jiao, which fooled Emperor Xiwen and the court officials.

"Oops~"

Shu Jiao sighed again, "The God of Wealth has also made a move, but how should I tell Seventh Sister? Will she misunderstand me?"

God of Wealth?

God of Wealth!!!

When Emperor Xiwen and his court officials learned that it had rained all over the south, their eyes began to light up. When they learned that the God of Wealth had taken action, their eyes lit up even more.

Especially the Minister of Revenue, who looked at Shu Jiao as if he was looking at a wild gold mine.

The king and his ministers exchanged glances tacitly, wanting to give Shu Jiao a way out.

Soon, Emperor Xiwen frowned, "The national treasury is empty, and my private treasury is also empty. You can tell me, where is my money?"

Immediately afterwards, the Minister of Revenue began to calculate the accounts one by one, and he was just about to take out an abacus and do the calculations on the spot.

As an "old friend" of Emperor Xiwen, Shu Jiao must share her concerns.

When she saw that the play between the emperor and his ministers was about to end, she continued, "Your Majesty, I have something to report."

"Just tell me what you want, my dear."

Emperor Xiwen's attitude softened instantly.

"I have discovered two golden mountains outside the capital."

Shu Jiao said in a deep voice: "I accidentally picked up gold during my previous rest period, which made me suspicious. I only confirmed it recently."

"Can Seventh Sister believe me when I say this?"

Shu Jiao began to secretly ask 003 again.

Emperor Xiwen: ...

courtier:……

There are ghosts only if you can believe it.

As expected, this little koi and the other two mythical beasts are all cubs, so they are so innocent.

They had trampled on the land outside Beijing many times and checked it many times, but they had never found anything.

Only you can.

As soon as you go there, you pick up gold and discover a gold mine.

You suspected that there was a gold mine but didn't report it in advance to the court and the emperor, but went to investigate it yourself. This thing... how can I say it... once Emperor Xiwen investigates, it will really kill people!

But there was no other way. Even though everyone thought this reason was ridiculous, they had to go along with Shu Jiao's lie and spoke out in agreement.

Emperor Xiwen also bestowed great honors and rewards on him, making him a king right away, with the title "Rui".

Rui, auspicious, auspicious.

Emperor Xiwen felt that this word was very suitable for Shu Jiao.

The court officials had no objection.

They even felt that Emperor Xiwen had been very considerate of their feelings by waiting until now to make Shu Jiao a king.

"They all believe me when I say this. How come Seventh Sister has become a little bit stupid after coming here? And these ministers don't seem to be very smart either. Can they really be trusted?"

Shu Jiao complained to 003.

003: ...

Host sister, you are really the best!

Not only did he deceive people, he also scolded them in person. Not only did he scold them, he also made them feel suffocated and afraid to say anything.

I admire you.

666 also silently raised his tail and gave a thumbs up.

Emperor Xiwen and his court officials were criticized for being "not very smart", but they couldn't say anything. After all, they had just taken such a big advantage, with both rainfall and gold mines...

Forget it.

Just say a few words if someone says something bad about you, it’s not like you’re losing a piece of flesh.

Then, 003 and 666 immediately cooperated with Shu Jiao to perform a big show——

This time God helped the emperor cheat, and they were discovered.

Now the priests in heaven have been ordered not to help anymore.

It also emphasized that they had already been reprimanded by their superiors, and if they took action again they would be caught and sent back to heaven.

So they have to stay out of the spotlight for the time being and wait for the next day!

These words not only played the role of playing the victim and using the self-torture tactic, but also went a step further in the PUA of Emperor Xiwen and the court officials. At the same time, they also had to be careful of this group of people who might plot against them for no reason.

As for things, she can give them according to her mood.

But no one else is allowed to ask for it.

Upon hearing this, Emperor Xiwen and his court officials had not yet put much thought into the idea, and now their ideas were immediately dispelled.

Especially Emperor Xiwen.

She stared at all the court officials with threatening eyes.

With great difficulty, she had a few good friends come down from heaven to accompany her, and she would not allow Shu Jiao and the others to be caught for helping her cheat.

You guys, please show me some sense.

What should be done and what should not be done? Don't let me talk to you by holding the heads of your nine clans.

courtier:……

dare not.

I dare not.

I heard that Your Majesty is choosing a legitimate wife for Prince Rui. What do you think of my wife? She is good-looking, young, dignified and tolerant, and good at managing the household. She fell in love with Prince Rui at first sight!

what?

You said they haven't seen it?

Didn’t we see it on the wedding night?