All the cannon fodders I have flirted with are on top [Quick Wear]

[Priest wets his pants]

[The priest's pants disappeared]

[The priest and the great elder hug each other]

"What kind of plot is this? Haitang is playing tricks on me!" Ning Zhi stood up angrily and slapped the table in front of him.

In order to avoid Mu Sheng, he turned left and right in the village, going to any remote place, and now he had no idea where he was.

Now that I had patted the table, I glanced at the surroundings. I didn't find anything unusual, but I felt it was very simple.

There was only a table, on which was a Gu pot with a strange-looking Gu insect inside.

Like a firefly, the tail flickers with a pale yellow light.

[God, this little bug is so cute]

Ning Zhi glanced at the lightbulb-like poisonous insect and his anger subsided a little. [It looks a lot like you, both are round.]

[Lord God! Dandan is so cute!] Dandan jumped around in his sea of ​​consciousness for a while and reminded: [Lord God, Mu Sheng is looking for you.]

As soon as Mu Sheng was mentioned, Ning Zhi's anger that had just subsided came back again, and he became more and more annoyed with the plot.

Just complain out loud.

"This Mu Gongliang is so old, but he still wets his pants. If I were his father, I would be so angry that I would hit my head against his head and die!"

"And I don't even want to talk about his pants. He just peed, so why are his pants still gone?"

"Who would steal a pair of pants he had peed on?"

"No one would think so hard, okay? I think he is just sick and an exhibitionist!"

He was so engrossed in his complaints that he didn't notice that the poisonous insect on the table was flashing faster and faster.

The villagers who were originally doing their respective duties in the village also stopped what they were doing and looked in one direction in surprise.

There is the communication Gu in their village, and the sound came from there.

The lady drying herbs twisted her husband's ear and said in surprise, "Did you hear that? Someone said the priest peed his pants!"

"Ouch, it hurts so much," the man half-knelt down, frowning in pain, "I heard it, it's just that the priest peed in his pants and threw them away, what's the big deal... No, who did you say peed in his pants?!"

Mugongliangmu priest? !

When a few children heard what the adults said, they laughed and shouted, "The priest peed his pants, shame on you!"

As soon as Mu Gongliang entered the square of the village, he heard the children shouting and immediately frowned, "What nonsense are you talking about, you troublemakers? Who taught you that?"

The children were frightened and scattered, running to find their parents.

Mu Gongliang stared at everyone and said sternly, "Whoever said it first, stand up."

The man who had just had his ears twisted pointed in a direction and didn't dare to speak.

Mu Gongliang spat at him, "Did God tell you that? You made up a lie without even thinking it through. You think you can fool me with such a lame excuse?"

The man wanted to say more, but his wife tugged at the corner of his clothes. The others were afraid of Mu Gongliang and did not dare to say anything.

Seeing them being so speechless, Mu Gongliang's nose was almost raised to the sky, and he said smugly: "I don't think you dare to make up stories about me."

As soon as he finished speaking, Ning Zhi's voice of complaint came from all directions, ringing in the empty square and echoing.

"Mu Gongliang is not suffering from urinary incontinence, so he needs to be seen by a urologist as soon as possible. If it's too late, he won't be able to be saved."

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Mu Gongliang in unison, their expressions of watching melons were too obvious.

"I didn't! Why are you all looking at me?" Mu Gongliang didn't think there was anything wrong at first, but when everyone looked at him like that, his face turned red.

An elder who couldn't bear to watch this advised: "Master Priest, please stop being stubborn and go see a doctor. I heard that the medical technology in the hospital outside is very advanced and can cure any disease."

"I said I didn't wet my pants!"

On the other side, Ning Zhi was dragging the plot in his sea of ​​consciousness back and forth.

[Lord God, if you are really angry, just throw all these plots out at once, maybe you can refresh them to be more reliable.]

Ning Zhi raised his eyebrows, [You are still smart. ]

Then as soon as he let go, the plot was activated directly.

Mu Gongliang was blushing and saying that he didn't have it, when he suddenly felt hot under his body and a sense of emptiness arose.

Everyone's eyes widened instantly!

Mu Gongliang looked down with his neck stiff, and everything went dark before his eyes.

He actually peed his pants!

In front of everyone, and the key point is that he had just said that he didn't have it!

[Lord God, throw the second one out too! ]

【it is good. 】

The next second, Mu Gongliang watched his pants disappear out of thin air before his eyes.

A gust of wind blew by, and my lower body suddenly felt cool.

"Ahhhhh, Master Priest, my eyes!" The teenage girl covered her eyes and screamed loudly.

The newly married young wife blushed and couldn't help but spit, "Shameless!"

The men looked at each other, and saw a hint of desire to win in each other.

The priest's power doesn't seem as powerful as theirs.

Mu Gongliang knelt on the ground, his posture was vulgar, he didn't know whether to take care of his head or his butt, he could only shout, "Don't look at me! Close your eyes! Close your eyes! Get out!"