Naruto, my Madara is a girl

Who is Mito?

The strongest of the Uzumaki clan, the Nine-Tails Jinchūriki, the best fighter of Konoha, the uncrowned king of the Land of Fire...

A super boss with countless halos and titles, his strength is enough to match that of Hashirama in his prime. He is definitely the number one master in the ninja world after Hashirama's death and Madara's disability.

Such an existence at the top of the ninja world's pyramid was still defeated by Qianxing's ultimate move. Therefore, after being "attacked" by Qianxing, Madara's anger value, which was about to reach the critical point, suddenly began to drop off a cliff.

Although I know Qianxing is a bold guy, after all, he was clamoring to establish a ninja village at a young age, and he started planning the entire ninja world at a young age, and even wanted to attack me...

But Ban had planned everything, but never thought he would be so bold, because if he wanted to do that, someone could die, especially since she was angry just now.

"He's full of flaws. Use both palms to hit his ribs from bottom to top. This way, he will definitely feel pain and let go of my body."

"Or maybe you step on his feet and then hit his head with your head."

……

At this moment, Madara's mind was in a thousand twists and turns, and in a very short period of time he thought of ten thousand ways to find reasons to push the other person away.

However, among so many reasons, there is no option to [actively push the other person away].

Seeing that the other party was not going to let him go, Madara's final thoughts turned into coquettish anger.

"How could he do that? I'm not prepared at all and this is my first kiss"!

But even though we complain, it can only remain as verbal grumbles.

Although Madara kept telling herself that she must not do this, her body was very honest and out of control. At this moment, her body began to tremble as if she had been electrocuted. A strong tingling sensation instantly swept through her body. Her heartbeat accelerated rapidly, as if it would jump out of her throat in the next second.

In such a situation, let alone completing such a "difficult" action as [pushing the opponent away], Madara was so nervous that he even forgot to breathe.

Looking at the inseparable appearance of the "lovesick couple" in front of her, although this scene was entirely instigated by Mito herself, she really couldn't bear it anymore at the moment.

"Hey, hey, hey, how long are you going to kiss each other? If you keep going, it will get dark!"

After hearing Mito's "kind reminder", the two of them suddenly woke up and realized that there was a third person at the scene, and Madara seemed to have suddenly gained strength and pushed Chihoshi away.

It's just a little bit stronger.

boom!

The 'innocent' Qianxing was pushed onto the barrier again, and then shattered into a pool of sand again.

Fortunately, the filthy earth body was not afraid of falling and soon condensed into shape again.

"hey-hey"!

After walking in front of Madara again, Qianxing suddenly showed a silly smile, which made Madara annoyed.

"It's all your fault!"

It seemed that women between the ages of eight and eighty were born with this trick, and the angry Ban aimed at the soft flesh on Qianxing's waist and pinched it.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

Although it didn't hurt, Qianxing had been with Mito for so long that he naturally knew that all women were like this. As long as he showed that he was in pain, she would naturally calm down.

"Humph"!

Sure enough, just as Qianxing had expected, Madara took his hand back, but she couldn't save face and still snorted at Qianxing.

Madara's little girl-like behavior let Chihoshi know that the matter was over, so she walked over and took Mito's hand, and also held Madara's hand.

"I……"

Chihoshi wanted to say something like “We’re all family, so let’s not be so formal,” but Mito did not put aside his prejudice as they had agreed before, and instead looked at Madara with a playful expression.

At this time, Madara also realized that Qianxing was a two-timing man, and his eyes naturally turned cold.

At this moment, there seemed to be a flash of lightning between the two people's eyes, which was difficult to detect with the naked eye.

"We are all one family..."

"Shut up!" x2

Mito and Madara went berserk at the same time, causing Chihoshi to immediately shrink her neck in fear.

The two looked at each other for a while, and Mito, who had the "home field" advantage, naturally spoke first.

"Sister Ban, once you enter my house, you must abide by my rules."

"hehe"!

Madara sneered and then said, "Sister Mito, you are mistaken. Chihoshi and I were together first. After all, we have done that thing."

"Huh? That thing?"

Although Mito and Chihoshi have been together for decades, the fact that she has not been able to have a child with him has always been a pain in her heart, especially since she is Chihoshi's legally married wife and they didn't even have a bridal chamber. Now it has been revealed by others that she had done that kind of thing with others.

It is really like [I can tolerate my uncle, but I can’t tolerate my aunt].

Mito, who was extremely angry, immediately glared at Qianxing fiercely, scaring him so much that he hurriedly explained.

"We just kissed once, just once"!

As Qian Xing spoke, he pinched a crack slightly thicker than his fingernail with his hand to show his "innocence".

Mito, realizing that he was being teased, immediately looked at Madara again, but when he turned away, his eyes immediately became sharp.

The expression changed so quickly that Qian Xing almost thought he was watching the "national quintessence of Shu"!

"Hehe, didn't I make it clear?"

Madara, who found himself in the upper hand, immediately began to mock, especially when he thought that he was already in his forties and his wish to create Infinite Tsukuyomi was also within reach, so he naturally would not let himself regret it for a few more decades.

However, Mito was no pushover. She had been smart and naughty since she was young, and naturally she had learned all of Qianxing's sharp tongue. Therefore, she rolled her eyes and instantly thought of how to break the move.

"Yeah, unmarried little girls are naive, and it's common for them to speak without thinking"!

"you……"

At this moment, Madara seemed to have suffered a thousand points of hurt, especially because the other party looked young and beautiful, while she was old and frail. What hurt her the most was the fact that she was already married to Qianxing. She ran away because she couldn't stand this final stimulation.

Now the old matter was brought up again, and it was still a sore spot, and for a moment Madara was unable to cope.

Seeing that things were getting worse and worse, Qian Xing quickly acted as a "peacemaker".

"Let's talk about such trivial matters later. Now it is a big matter concerning the entire ninja world and the survival of all living beings"!

"Shut up!" x2

Madara and Mito shouted to Chihoshi again, and then their eyes met again.

"How can a trivial matter like the survival of the ninja world be as important as a personal relationship?"

"Even if the world ends tomorrow, I will figure this out today"!

What they both said made sense, and Qian Xing didn't know how to refute it for a moment.

Seeing that persuasion was ineffective and he was unable to intervene, Qianxing suddenly didn't know what all his hard work was for.

"Forget it, just destroy it, I'm tired"!