Naruto, my Madara is a girl

"Tissue fluid, add some culture medium, plus continuous energy supply, and use continuous chakra activation..."

Looking at the tissue blocks that have begun to undergo some changes in this huge sci-fi glass container, Qianxing couldn't help but sigh that the world of Naruto is really unscientific. They can actually cultivate clones directly by relying on chakra and some simple equipment.

Although it is not known whether this cultivated body has a soul, this is the beginning of science after all. Whether it can achieve immortality like Orochimaru or master the power of the Six Paths in the future, it probably depends on these means.

"I wonder if this thing can be used as a carrier for 'Immortal Reincarnation'?"

dong dong dong...

Just as Qianxing was thinking about the feasibility of this method, someone knocked on the door upstairs.

Judging from the force of the knocks on the door, the other party was undoubtedly Mito.

After packing up his things casually, Qianxing just opened the door and was bumped into by Mito who broke in.

And behind Mito, kneeling was an Anbu that Hashirama had given to Chihoshi.

"I'm sorry, Master Chihoshi, Master Mito..."

"It's no problem."

Qianxing waved her hand, and then stroked Mito's red hair, "Let Mito come whenever she likes, anyway, she, wait..."

Only then did Qianxing realize that the person he was masturbating was Hashirama's future second wife. If he were to find out, not only would he not be able to hold her thigh, but he would probably break her legs.

However, Mito, who had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem, suddenly grinned after hearing the first half of Qianxing's words.

"whee……"

"Hey your head!"

Qianxing gave Mito a slap on the face, then picked up Mito who was still leaning on her, and did not forget to lecture her.

"You are already grown up, it's not good to be like this all the time, what will you do if you can't get married in the future?"

Mito, who was touching the painful part of his body, stopped the action instantly after hearing Qianxing's words.

"Then what constitutes a good woman? Brother Qianxing, what kind of person do you like?"

Looking at Mito whose anticipation was already exceedingly high, Qianxing knew that if he didn't give an answer, today might not end well.

After waving his hand to let his men retreat, Qianxing could only begin to describe Madara's image.

"My requirements are simple. I want a woman with big breasts and a big butt, tall and long legs, good-looking but not pretentious, and strong."

"ah"?

Listening to Qianxing's request, Mito looked around himself and found that except for his appearance, nothing about himself matched the other party's description. He immediately felt discouraged.

"Can't you say something sympathetic to me to comfort me?"

Looking at Mito who was a little depressed, Qianxing could only comfort him.

"You are still young and haven't grown up yet. When you grow up..."

“What will happen after it grows out?”

Mito's heart, which had been falling, was lifted up again, which made him energetic again.

Mito, whose anticipation soared again, had obviously underestimated the 'evil' of Chihoshi.

Qianxing just smiled slightly, then held her face and said.

"Think about it, your face is small and round now. When you grow up a little in a few years, won't it become a big round face?"

While Qianxing was describing it, he also gestured with his hands to shape it, but the face that his hands described looked more like a washbasin than a face.

After seeing the other party's gesture, Mito did not show any anger.

She just walked over slowly, then gently grabbed Qianxing's hand, rolled up his sleeves, and rubbed them a few times.

"Brother Qianxing, can you lend me your hand?"

"ah"?

Qianxing was confused by Mito's actions and subconsciously extended her hand, and then...

"Ah..., let go, let go quickly, it's bleeding soon"?

"Who told you to laugh at me?"

"Relax."

"No"!

"You forced me to do that."

Although Qianxing, who was bitten and hurt, didn't care much about the pain, based on Mito's usual personality, he might continue to bite for an hour.

In order to prevent outsiders from seeing this situation, Qianxing decided to use his own unique skills.

"Gejigji..."

The nimble fingers stroked Mito's armpits, causing her, who was already extremely angry, to raise the corners of her mouth and her body to tremble.

“Ku~ji~! Ku~ji!”

Qianxing's funny noises and movements made Mito, who was already ticklish, subconsciously loosen his mouth.

"Hahaha……"

However, in order to teach Mito a lesson, Qianxing did not stop his actions and continued to increase the intensity of Mito, who was rolling on the ground due to itchiness.

"Ha, I'll let you bite me"!

“Hahaha, I was wrong, Brother Qianxing, I, hahaha, don’t, hahaha…”

Mito's laughter spread throughout the room, and Hashirama, who had just arrived at the door with his wife, couldn't help but smile.

"Qianxing is a kid who always likes to bully Mito."

"They are still young, they probably won't do that when they grow up."

"Yeah, let's go."

"it is good"!

…………

Three months passed slowly. During these three months, Chihoshi was busy practicing those forbidden techniques, Mito was busy improving his strength, and Tobirama and Madara began to make intensive preparations for the war.

As for Hashirama, since he left all the work to Tobirama, he could be said to be the most idle person in the entire Senju clan.

Therefore, he would come to Qianxing whenever he had time, nominally to collect intelligence but actually to have fun.

And the fact was just as Hashirama expected, he didn't get any intelligence from Senboshi, and he had a lot of fun playing with Mito every day, using chicken feathers as tokens of authority.

After all, coming here is not only a place to be lazy, but also a place where you can find a lot of fun things.

Chess, Go, Landlord, and even Monopoly and Three Kingdoms. Every day is different and there is something new every time you play.

If Tobirama hadn't reminded Hashirama to get a few words of information from Chihoshi before the final battle, Hashirama might have forgotten about it.

Therefore, on the eve of the decisive battle, Hashirama changed his usual leisurely demeanor and looked serious as he found Chihoshi who was still practicing alone, making him think that something big had happened.

"Hashirama, what are you doing..."?

"Recently, friction has begun to arise again at the border between us and the Uchiha."

After hearing what Hashirama said, Chihoshi instantly realized that the next battle was about to begin.

"It seems that they are ready too. But it's true. After all, we are facing the Uchiha. It has been three months. No matter what, it is enough for them..."

"Thousand Stars"!

Hashirama interrupted Chihoshi and his expression became worried again.

"I've seen Tobirama's preparations. To be honest, I can't think of any way to defeat them. If Uchiha really has the ability to defeat Tobirama, then we..."

Qian Xing raised his eyebrows, and then continued nonchalantly, "Don't we still have you? If you are here, then there is nothing to be afraid of."

"But her strength is similar to mine..."

"Don't you know how powerful Sister Madara is? If you hadn't let her go, I'm afraid the Uchiha would have been crushed by our Senju clan long ago."

"you……"

After his little trick was exposed, Hashirama immediately showed an incredible expression. After all, he always thought that he had hidden it very well. Even Tobirama didn't know the limit of his strength. But now Chihoshi, who had just returned and had done nothing, could actually reveal it in one word.

Hashirama suddenly felt as if he had been stripped naked and exposed in front of Chihoshi.

"Who doesn't know this if they have read the original novel?" Qian Xing secretly complained in his heart, and then revealed a meaningful smile.

"No one likes to see your body. Also, don't worry, Uchiha will only win this time. After that, you should prepare to start peace talks with Uchiha."

"Ah, how do you know what I'm thinking? No, it should be why the Uchiha want to negotiate so soon?"

Hashirama really couldn't figure out what kind of events would happen that would make the Uchiha clan, their mortal enemy, negotiate with him.

"Well, just trust me. Well, I should continue practicing ninjutsu. You can go back first," Qianxing said as he "invited" Hashirama out of the house.

"Can……"

Bang!

As the door closed, Hashirama realized that he had been locked out.

"Eh? Aren't I here to get information?"