Naruto, my Madara is a girl

The excited Hashirama grabbed Chihoshi's shoulders and began to express his views.

"No wonder they lost, no wonder they had to clean out those ninjas at this time, and no wonder they had to give those things to Uchiha. This method of killing multiple birds with one stone is simply amazing."

"If this is true, then the result is simply murderous!"

"If you want them to win, they can even win without any losses. But if you want them to lose, well, well...";

"I can already imagine how desperate the Uchiha must have been when he heard from the mouths of those ninjas who were driven away that everything was arranged by Qianxing"!

"Sometimes I really don't understand what's going on in your little head."

"Ah? No, I'm not, don't talk nonsense"!

Facing Hashirama's burning gaze, Chihoshi denied this incident three times in his heart. After all, he had just confirmed his relationship with Madara at that time (he thought so), and he was in a good mood when he encountered those guys who were trying to disgust him, so he just drove them away.

As for the consequences, he had never thought about it at all. Anyway, no matter what, the final tactics would only become [Hashirama's push], which would not be as exaggerated as Hashirama imagined.

"Hahaha……"

Having gotten the [answer], Hashirama laughed happily, then patted Chihoshi's shoulder hard, making him grin.

"Fortunately, you are from our Senju clan. If you were an Uchiha, I would feel desperate just thinking about it."

Hearing Hashirama's high evaluation of Chihoshi, Tobirama, who admired him very much, instinctively wanted to refute, but then his mind recalled today's battle.

The Senju clan has sent out all its elite troops, while the Uchiha clan only has two tailed beasts and one Madara, and at most they can add some troops to perform a feint attack in the forest.

No matter how you think, the other party can't win

However, the fact is that despite such a huge disparity in combat power, the Uchiha still won.

After putting himself in the other's shoes and thinking about it, Tobirama found that there was always a better way than this. Even after reviewing the situation again, he still couldn't figure it out without Qianxing's hint.

After realizing the huge gap in understanding of tactics between the two sides, Tobirama wisely shut up.

"Oh my god, am I so great? How come I don't know?"

Qian Xing, who continued to play the role of "Expert", was afraid that the other party would make more groundless guesses, and he would not know how to answer them. In order not to be exposed, Qian Xing could only order them to leave again.

"Since everyone has the answer, there will probably be a lot of work to do next, so I won't send you off."

"I understand"!

After getting the answer, Hashirama winked at Chihoshi happily, and then said with a lewd smile of "you know what I mean", "I won't disturb your world of two."

"What's going on?"

Qianxing then turned his gaze to Tobirama beside him and found that Tobirama was also looking at him with a strange look.

"Get out, I'm not a lolita complex, I just don't want to cook for you, if you want to leave, just leave now."

Seeing how unwelcome he was, Hashirama immediately cried out in grievance, "You don't have to be so heartless, right?"

"I haven't eaten for the whole day. It's good enough that I didn't ask you to reimburse me for my meal. How dare you teach the kids bad things? Get out of here now!"

Qianxing said as he pushed both brothers out.

However, Hashirama still had some hope. How could he miss such a fun thing?

"Or I'll pay and you'll show me the fifty-tael one?"

"Get out!"

……

After driving out the two troublemakers, when Qianxing returned to the house, he saw the little loli Mito, who still had a somewhat unfriendly look in her eyes.

"There is another trouble."

"Brother Qianxing, you and Madara..."

But before Mito could say anything, Qianxing took the initiative and pushed the bowl of noodles in front of Mito, "Mito, don't worry about those two frivolous people. This bowl is for you first, I'll get another one in the kitchen."

"Ok".

Seeing that Chihoshi, who had been hungry for a day, actually saved the first bowl of noodles for him, Mito was naturally very touched by this attention. As for the relationship between Madara and Chihoshi, these questions could be asked later.

However, when she looked at the bowl of noodles, she suddenly felt unwell.

"Brother Qianxing, why is this noodles all clumped up?"

"Why should I give it to you if it's not noodles? I don't like eating noodles."

Chihoshi's matter-of-fact response instantly made Mito extremely angry.

"You, me, bastard, give me back my feelings"!

"Not given".

"I, I will fight you."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

…………

Mito's questions were ultimately evaded by Qianxing's jokes.

Although Mito was still trying to trick Chiho in the days that followed, how could a young loli who had not yet grown up be a match for Chiho?

After several attempts, Mito also began to look for "external aid", and this external aid was Hashirama, who usually had nothing to do.

"Hey hey"! x2

Looking at Mito and Hashirama who came over with nothing to do and were eating and drinking for free, Qianxing couldn't help but sigh at the power of the world's plot to change. The two people who had no intersection before their marriage were now forced together, and they even looked like they were very good friends.

Rubbing his eyes which were a little dry from staying up late to study ninjutsu and cloning technology, Qianxing looked at the two funny guys in front of him and asked helplessly.

"Tell me, what is it for this time?"

"Actually"!

Hashirama scratched his head in embarrassment, "You are not young anymore, I want to ask what type of girls you like, I will help you after we build the village..."

"That's it"?

Qian Xing pinched his brows in pain and said, "Shouldn't this kind of thing be discussed after the village is built?"

"It takes time anyway. By the time we find it, it will be about time."

"Yes, yes, yes, go ahead and talk first."

Qianxing glanced at Mito who was trying to add fuel to the fire, slowly reached out her hand, and when she wasn't paying attention, she gave her a 'bakuchi'.

"Ouch"!

Seeing Mito in so much pain that tears were about to come out, Qianxing didn't feel sorry at all.

"Didn't I tell you? Why are you still asking?"

However, although Mito was in pain, he still responded with confidence.

"I forgot."

Seeing this, Hashirama on the side also began to persuade and comfort her, "Mito is a playful person, so it's normal for her to forget. Just tell me what you want. If you don't, I will arrange for my second uncle's granddaughter to be a blind date for you."

"Second uncle's granddaughter? Isn't that from the Akimichi clan?"

"right"!

Looking at the two freeloaders who would not give up until they got an answer, Qian Xing could only become ruthless in his heart in order to get rid of them.

"Haha, Hashirama, that's how you play it, eh? When you get married for the second time, if everything goes well, I'll take your surname."

Thinking of this, Qian Xing began to sneer inwardly, but remained calm on the surface.

"Okay, I don't have many requirements. Just help me find someone of similar age who meets Mito's requirements."

"Brother Qianxing, you..."

"Well, you're good enough."

Looking at Mito's shocked expression, Qianxing was secretly proud of himself, "You have been asking me these questions all the time. Next time you ask, I will use this to laugh at you. Let's see if you dare to ask again."

The gaze between the two had another meaning in Hashirama's eyes, but he did not expose it.

"Cough cough"!

After coughing twice, Hashirama asked the two to turn their attention to him again.

"In that case, I'll go and keep an eye on it for you. Seems you're sleepy too. I'll tell you when I find it."

After hearing what Hashirama said, Chihoshi suddenly felt sleepy.

"Let's go, let's go. Close the door when you go out. I want to go to bed first."

"Uh-huh"!

…………

After the two of them went out, Hashirama waved his hand in front of Mito, who was still grinning foolishly.

"Ah, what?"

Mito turned his gaze towards the mischievous Hashirama, only to find that he was looking at him with a smirk on his face.

"I, that..."

Mito blushed and was a little at a loss, and began to speak incoherently.

"Are you relieved now?"

Hashirama's pointed response made Mito's face turn even redder.

However, this situation did not last long. After Mito let out a long breath, his expression became much more normal.

"I'm going back to the Uzumaki clan."

"Ah? Why?"

Hashirama didn't quite understand Mito's thoughts. After all, in a situation like this, one should usually "press on the advantage". Being separated would only make their relationship cooler.

"I want to become more perfect. Brother Qianxing once said that he likes strong, confident, and long legs. I want to do better."

"Um"!

Hashirama nodded, then said with a look of relief, "Since you have made up your mind, just go ahead and do it. Don't worry, Chihoshi will never meet a new girl before you come of age."

After hearing Hashirama's assurance, Mito bowed to him.

"Well, thank you, Brother Hashirama"!

"come on"!

"Um"!

……

However, after Mito left, Hashirama suddenly discovered something horrifying.

"Why would I apply the conditions of the girl that Chihoshi likes to Madara?"

"It seems that I have thought too much. Let's go play a few games before it gets dark!"