Naruto, my Madara is a girl

"Thousand~Hands~Thousand~Stars"!

Sarutobi Hiruzen lowered his body. After being suppressed by Chihoshi for a long time, he had become a frightened bird. Therefore, even though he knew that any action he took would be useless, he no longer had the strength to think, and his body's movements were only controlled by instinct.

"Monkey, I didn't expect you to run away without fighting. This is not like your character. Could it be that you have been used to running away since the First Ninja World War?"

Chihoshi's voice suddenly appeared beside Sarutobi Hiruzen, and to show her friendliness, she gently patted his shoulder.

For a moment, a familiar yet terrifying feeling instantly surged from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, because Uzumaki Qianxing had also done the same action.

"It's you……"

Although he had long guessed that the father and son were the same person, when this really happened, Sarutobi Hiruzen still gasped.

"Not bad. It only took you more than 20 years to guess my identity. Not bad, very good."

Chihoshi's ridicule was of no use to Sarutobi Hiruzen because he was still in shock.

After a long time, he couldn't figure out why this happened, so he asked with a wry smile.

"I have wanted to ask you a long time ago, when did you cast the Flying Thunder God Curse on me?"

"Oh, that's the time I patted your shoulder when we first met."

Hearing this response, Sarutobi Hiruzen was stunned for a moment, "Why?"

"There's no reason, I just think it's fun."

"Fun"?

Such an answer made Sarutobi Hiruzen burst into laughter for a moment.

It's not that he wasn't angry, but he didn't dare to be angry. After all, the man in front of him had been called the "God of War" since the Warring States Period. Needless to say, he was very smart.

As for the use of force, the other party's playful behavior some time ago showed that he was no match at all.

The only chance of defeating the opponent is to rely on the power of [Betsuamatsukami].

However, this function has been shared recently, and the required pupil power still needs some time to recover even with the nourishment of Wood Release, so it cannot be used at all now.

Although he was unwilling to admit it, the other party was indeed qualified to tease the Hokage, and it was possible that the former Hokage was also...

"Could it be that the second generation is you..."

Thinking of this possibility, Sarutobi Hiruzen immediately looked at Qianxing in shock.

"Aha, you finally reacted"!

Qianxing patted his shoulder with relief again, "There's no way. I originally wanted to live in peace with him, but I didn't expect him to kill me. He is unkind, so I will naturally be unjust. He is just the Hokage, and it's not like I haven't cheated before."

"Could it be that you are also the first generation..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at the person in front of him in shock. He was afraid of him before only because the other party had more say than himself, who had been the Hokage for decades. Even after being dead for decades, he could still remove him from the position of Hokage with just one word from him.

But now, he deeply understood what the "God of War" meant, that kind of terrifying ability that could be planned decades ago, just like the hero Truman in "The Truman Show", whose fate was completely controlled and he had no control over himself like a doll.

Especially when the doll was still himself, the indescribable feeling of fear even made his hands, which could easily make eight seals in one second, start to tremble.

Qian Xing herself didn't expect that just by blowing on you, she would scare the other person so much that he trembled like a quail, and the corners of her mouth immediately curled up.

"Not only the first and second generation, but you too. Have you ever thought that the person sleeping next to you is also mine."

Apart from his wife, the only people related to Sarutobi Hiruzen were Uchiha Shizuka and Danzo, but the first two have died and did not have much impact on his political career, so the remaining answer is naturally self-evident.

"Danzo"?

"Right answer!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen widened his eyes again. He had noticed Danzo's changes before, but as a bit of a masochist, he liked Danzo's changes even more, so he didn't pay much attention to it.

But he didn't expect that the person he had the deepest feelings for was actually the other party's undercover. No wonder he failed no matter what he did, and no wonder the other party was willing to let him sit on the position of Hokage. This obvious phenomenon, coupled with the other party's wisdom, made it no wonder that the other party was willing to let him do things and even send him Wood Release Cells to help him.

And all of this is just for fun?

For a moment, Sarutobi Hiruzen's spiritual determination seemed to collapse. Everything he was proud of was in vain in the end.

"killed……"

"I can let you go, and even return the position of Hokage to you, and never interfere in Konoha again."

Chihoshi's words stirred up a little bit of a ripple in Sarutobi Hiruzen's desire to commit suicide.

"You won't kill me"?

"Why should I kill you?"

Qianxing looked at the other person with a smile, then spread his hands and made a helpless gesture.

"Killing you means nothing to me, but your life is not certain to Sister Madara. But don't worry, as long as you can hold out under her hands for ten minutes, I will let you go. How about it?"

Hearing that it would only take ten minutes, Sarutobi Hiruzen's heart, which had already calmed down, began to boil again.

"I am the Hokage, the man who obtained the Wood Release power of the First Hokage. You actually think that I can't survive for more than ten minutes. This is too humiliating..."

Swish!

Without giving Sarutobi Hiruzen much time to dwell on his inner thoughts, Chihoshi stepped forward and grabbed him, then used [Flying Thunder God] to flash to Madara's side.

Bang!

A not-so-white fist headed straight for Sarutobi Hiruzen's face, but was immediately stopped by Chihoshi's quick eyes and hands.

"It's me."

After touching Madara's little hand, Qianxing lifted Sarutobi Hiruzen in front of her like a chicken.

"Look, I found another sandbag for you."

Seeing how concerned Qianxing was, the corners of Madara's mouth suddenly curled up in satisfaction.

"Great, I'll cook for you tonight!"

"Ah, can it be changed to another reward?"

"cannot"!

……

While Chihoshi and Madara were flirting with each other, Sarutobi Hiruzen was observing the situation around him.

Although he was only away for a few minutes, the scene was no longer as quiet and peaceful as before. Instead, it looked as if it had been bombed by countless bombs.

Within a radius of kilometers, no building is still intact. Bricks and rubble are everywhere, and there is not even a trace of a road. There are potholes everywhere, and there is no intact place. There is even a pile of huge rocks standing around.

On the ground lay a group of Cloud Ninjas whose lives and deaths were unknown. There were many onlookers around, but no one dared to go forward at this time. It was obvious that they had all lost their temper after being beaten by Madara.

As for Ohnoki, one of the 'protagonists', blood was flowing from the corner of his mouth, and he was staring at this side with the support of a Cloud Ninja.

Judging from the situation at the scene, Ōnoki was beaten down by Madara in just a few minutes. There were even quite a few Cloud Ninjas who joined the battle, but they were all easily knocked down by Madara.

As for those who fell, Sarutobi Hiruzen could even recognize quite a few long-time famous jonin. With such a number, even if he used all his strength, he might not be able to kill them all in such a short time.

Even Madara's clothes were not wrinkled. It was obvious that Madara did not put in any effort at all to deal with Ōnoki and this group of Cloud Ninjas.

Just when Sarutobi Hiruzen wanted to continue thinking of a solution, Chihoshi threw him to the ground like garbage.

"You have ten minutes to discuss countermeasures with others, and you can also treat Ōnoki. But after ten minutes, you have to hold out under Sister Madara's hands for ten minutes. If you hold out, we will leave, but if you can't..."

Having said that, Qianxing's mouth curled up again, because he planned to scare Sarutobi Hiruzen again.

"I didn't think you wanted to know"!

Gulu!

Looking at the handsome face in front of him that didn't look like a bad guy at all, although it was the beginning of autumn, Sarutobi Hiruzen felt as cold as winter.