Naruto, my Madara is a girl

The red flag was flying at home and the colorful flags were fluttering outside. Chihoshi, in a happy mood, was humming a little tune and heading to the Hokage Building to look for Sarutobi Hiruzen.

As for the matter of killing Black Zetsu, that can be put aside for the time being. After all, in order to kill him, you have to find someone first. Not to mention that after the news of Thousand Stars' resurrection gets out, Black Zetsu might be the first one to come to him.

Because once Madara knows that she has been resurrected, Black Zetsu will definitely not be able to stop her.

Therefore, what Qianxing has to do now is to make his name spread throughout the ninja world again, and it has to be special.

The best way to make Madara come to find him after hearing about this is to write a love letter.

Sister Madara, who is shy to express her emotions, will definitely come to find trouble with Qianxing after seeing this, whether it is to find out the truth of the year or to shut Qianxing up. As long as they meet, there will be basically no room for blackening Zetsu.

But to do this, it requires a lot of money.

Making money, writing love letters, and testing Sarutobi Hiruzen's abnormalities.

Qianxing, who planned to complete three tasks at the same time, naturally came to the office in the Hokage Building.

"Monkey, how are you doing on the task I asked you to do?"

"Lord Qianxing"!

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was learning to handle the government affairs of Hokage, immediately put down the documents in his hand and greeted Qianxing's arrival with a smile.

Although Sarutobi Hiruzen is about to become Hokage, he still retains enough respect for Chihoshi, the 'old Deng' who still has a lot of use.

"I'm preparing the things, but I need to wait for the funding. After all, the economy of the Hidden Cloud Village..."

"Double it, double it all for me. Not only that, the indemnity from other countries must also be doubled."

"ah"?

Seeing Chihoshi's exorbitant demands, Sarutobi Hiruzen was a little confused. After all, the amount of compensation for the Hidden Cloud Village was basically formulated based on the standard that "the Hidden Cloud Village will have difficulty developing in the next ten years". Once it is doubled, the people of the Land of Lightning, who are already living in poverty and hardship, may not even be able to afford food.

Even so, the economy of the Thunder Country ranks second among the five major countries, not to mention the others.

If this is really carried out, I am afraid that people from other countries will continue to battle with Konoha even if it means death.

For the sake of Konoha's recuperation and to secure his own position, although he was afraid of offending Chihoshi, Sarutobi Hiruzen still mustered up the courage to explain to the other party.

……

"Damn it!"

Being immersed in an environment with no shortage of money all day long, Qianxing almost forgot that the ninja world was still a world where ordinary people had problems even having enough food and clothing.

But the problem is that Qianxing’s next plan requires a lot of money.

"Well, how about 20%? Or 10% will be fine too."

Seeing that the usually unreasonable Chihoshi would actually discuss things with him, Sarutobi Hiruzen almost thought that the sun rose from the west today.

But even so, Sarutobi Hiruzen still asked cautiously.

"Lord Qianxing, are you short of money?"

Hearing the monkey shrinking even when speaking, Qianxing, who was already short of money, glared at him.

"Isn't that nonsense? Why would I come to you if I'm not short of money?"

"ah"?

Sarutobi Hiruzen was a little confused by the other party's scolding. Everyone in Konoha knew that his wife Mito was the richest person in Konoha.

More than half of the most prosperous commercial streets in Konoha belong to his family. In addition, the sealing and transfer of the Jinchūriki from other countries would cost the Uzumaki clan a large sum of money each time. Therefore, Mito's dowry was extremely generous back then, and those commercial street shops were purchased with part of that dowry.

Not to mention Qianxing’s last battle before building the village. As the head coach, he can also share 10% of the spoils.

Although it was only 10%, the 10% here was calculated based on half of the country's finances, and this country was the richest in the entire ninja world at that time.

In the end, the spoils also flowed into Mito's home.

It can be said that Mito's family wealth can definitely be regarded as truly wealthy enough to rival a country;

It can even be said directly that the Wind Country, one of the five major countries, has less annual fiscal revenue than their family.

If Senju Chihoshi, as her husband, is short of money, then who has money in Konoha?

Therefore, Sarutobi Hiruzen guessed that the 'old man' in front of him had no idea about his family conditions.

In order to prevent Qianxing from continuing to lose his temper, Sarutobi Hiruzen could only remind her in a low voice.

"Um, Lord Qianxing, do you know your family's financial situation?"

"What? You still want me to sell the house to raise money?"

"No, no."

Sarutobi Hiruzen quickly waved his hands and said, "What I mean is, if you are really in urgent need of money, maybe you can ask Lord Mito for some."

"Ask Mito? Is Mito rich?"

Qianxing touched his chin, because he really couldn't understand how Mito, who once cheated him even when buying lollipops, could be rich?

"Sure enough!" Chihoshi's answer undoubtedly confirmed Sarutobi Hiruzen's guess.

"Lord Mito is indeed quite rich."

"But I need at least tens of millions, or even hundreds of millions. Mito..."

"Just this little?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen interrupted in surprise, then immediately realized his own rudeness and immediately explained, "What I mean is, Lord Mito won't care about this little money."

"Small money"?

Only then did Qian Xing realize that the woman in his family was a wealthy woman.

"Does this count as me clinging to someone powerful again?"

After abandoning these unimportant thoughts, Qianxing looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen again.

"In that case, let's put this matter on hold for now. I'll ask Mizuho first. If the money really exists, then we can proceed with this matter according to your original idea."

"Yes"!

Sarutobi Hiruzen responded respectfully, while secretly breathing a sigh of relief.

But the next moment, Sarutobi Hiruzen discovered that the other party did not leave after getting the answer, and his heart couldn't help but skip a beat.

Sure enough, the next moment, Qianxing rubbed her hands and spoke.

"Um, little monkey, I want to ask you a favor."

Qianxing thought that his expression was full of kindness and sincerity, but in the other party's eyes, he was just a little devil with his tail up.

But who knew that Chihoshi's reputation and status were not comparable to those of a young Hokage like him? Therefore, Sarutobi Hiruzen could only ask with a smile that was uglier than crying.

"Lord Qianxing, is there anything else you need me to do?"

"Hehe, you young people know how to have fun. It seems to me that you have a lot of female friends. How about you help me write a love letter?"

"ah"?

Sarutobi Hiruzen originally thought it was a big deal, and he even planned to give up some of the benefits. After all, what they were talking about at the beginning were military and national affairs.

But the result is just this...

But just to be on the safe side, Sarutobi Hiruzen still asked one more question.

"Is this matter about the safety of Konoha?"

"What about Konoha's safety?"

Qianxing waved her hand and said, "How can national affairs be as important as personal affairs?"

"ah"?

Chihoshi's attitude that didn't sound like a joke made Sarutobi Hiruzen confused again, but because he didn't dare to offend the other party, he could only flatter him dryly.

"Then Chihoshi-sama and Mito-sama are truly in love."

“No, no!” Qianxing waved his hand again indifferently.

"I'm not writing to Mito, I'm writing to Sister Madara. You got married so early, I'm afraid you must have written a lot of love letters, so you can just write one for me."

As he spoke, Qianxing blinked at Sarutobi Hiruzen with his single eye. That expression clearly meant "you know what I mean". His originally handsome face now had a hint of vulgarity.

"What's the big deal?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was completely confused this time. Although he liked to listen to gossip, any one of the people involved in this gossip was not something a mere Hokage like him could bear. Once he got involved, he might die young.

In order to be able to serve as Hokage for two more years, Sarutobi Hiruzen could only decline politely.

"Um, Master Qianxing, you misunderstood. I never write..."

"I don't know how either!"

Chihoshi interrupted Sarutobi Hiruzen in a rogue manner and said, "With my handsome looks, I have never tried to chase girls, but this time I have to rely on chasing them, which is a bit tricky."

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Chihoshi's pretty face speechlessly. Although what the other party said made sense, he just wanted to hit him for some reason.

"Those aren't mine either..."

"That's it. I'm leaving first."

Without waiting for Sarutobi Hiruzen to refute, Chihoshi immediately left the office and met Danzo who was about to come back to report on his work on the way.

Therefore, when Danzo entered the office, he saw Sarutobi Hiruzen who looked somewhat distraught.

"Hiruzen, what are you doing..."

When Sarutobi Hiruzen saw his savior coming, he immediately felt like he had grasped a life-saving straw and his surprise was beyond words.

"Danzo, you're here just in time," he said, while tightly holding the other's hand.

This action instantly made Danzo's originally cold face turn a little red.

"Please write me a love letter"!

"ah"?