Naruto, my Madara is a girl

Although the job of writing love letters was very hard, Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't dare not do it, but it was too embarrassing to ask his wife for help, so he could only ask Shimura Danzo, who could only wear one pair of pants when they were young, for help.

Although she was of the opposite sex, Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't consider other aspects at all at this time.

Danzo originally wanted to refuse, but when he saw Sarutobi Hiruzen's miserable look as if he was about to kneel down before him, he softened his heart for a moment and then nodded in agreement half-heartedly.

It's just that one is a political marriage and the other is a novice in love, so the two of them can only start rummaging through all kinds of boxes and drawers to look for "study materials".

After two hours of continuous "struggle", the two Konoha high-ranking officials who were in charge of the life and death of countless ninjas began to recite the poems they had copied like high school students.

"Your voice is like the sound of nature in my childhood, and your eyes are like the stars in the sky..."

"Your hair is like soft silk, gently brushing against my face, bringing a faint fragrance..."

"The slightly upturned corners of your mouth are like a budding flower in spring, fresh and elegant, outstanding..."

"Your smile is my sun. Whenever I see it, a warm force surges in my heart, as if the whole world becomes brighter";

……

The two of them chatted back and forth, and the description on the paper turned into a description of each other, and their gazes gradually shifted from the paper in their hands to each other.

At this moment, time seemed to stand still, and it seemed as if there were only the two of them left in the whole world. Then, the originally quiet heart began to beat wildly, and the breathing also began to slowly become heavy at this moment.

dong dong...

woohoo...

The heartbeat and breathing echoed in the office at this time, and the two figures began to slowly approach each other. In the end, both sides could see themselves in each other's eyes.

However, just when the two were about to come into contact, the tightly closed office door was suddenly kicked open by someone.

"Monkey, what I asked you to do..."

Frightened, Danzo immediately adjusted his sitting position, and then began to pretend to fix his hair;

Sarutobi Hiruzen pretended to check documents, and when he found nothing in front of him, he began to tidy up his clothes.

That kind of panic movement was very similar to the scene when the head teacher discovered that a student was in love during the morning reading class. Qianxing had seen a lot of this when she was in school.

Therefore, Qianxing looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen and Danzo with a meaningful look, making them feel as uneasy as if they were surrounded by ants.

"I, I'll go first."

Danzo was a girl after all, and she was already confused at this moment. She didn't care about being polite or not, and immediately stood up, lowered her head, took small steps, and left the Hokage's office quickly without even saying hello or raising her head.

Sarutobi Hiruzen lowered his head like a student who had made a mistake, and did not dare to look in the direction of Qianxing at all.

The two guys, who were over fifty years old in total, looked as flustered and absent-minded as young boys and girls who had just fallen in love, which made Qian Xing unable to suppress the smile.

Although Qianxing had thought that Danzo would definitely be interested in Sarutobi Hiruzen after his gender change, he did not expect that the two of them would want to do it in broad daylight.

"You guys are, um~~..."

Chihoshi's strange voice made Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was still very thin-skinned at the moment, couldn't help but start complaining.

"Lord Qianxing, we are just trying to help you!"

"Okay, okay, it's my fault, okay? Hahaha..."

"Master Qianxing"!!

Seeing Sarutobi Hiruzen complaining again, Qianxing just tried to hold back his laughter, but then he recalled the sinister-looking Danzo with only one eye left in the original work, and his face turned red. He looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was also a man, with expectation and affection.

This scene, which even the artist of the book didn't want to draw, finally made Qianxing couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Hahaha, sorry, sorry, I'm not laughing at you. I just encountered a funny thing. It's okay if I don't laugh, hahahaha..."

The continuous "ridicule" finally broke through Sarutobi Hiruzen's defense.

"You've been laughing at me all the time and never stopped"!

Seeing that Sarutobi Hiruzen was about to collapse, Qianxing had to take a deep breath and barely stopped laughing.

"Okay, okay, stop laughing and let's get back to business!"

"Serious business? It's obviously a private matter."

Sarutobi Hiruzen secretly despised Chihoshi in his heart, but then he obediently handed over the love poem he and Danzo had completed.

"It's already been written."

"So fast"?

As soon as Qianxing thought of this, she recalled the rookie Sarutobi Hiruzen in front of her. In the future, he would use the [Telescope Technique] to peek at the wretched old man in the bathhouse. She just didn't know whether the letter he wrote was a love letter or a 'wretched message'.

But when Qianxing took the letter that the two of them had copied together, he was immediately surprised by the contents.

"Not bad".

Qianxing nodded with satisfaction, then threw the card that Mito had just given her over.

Sarutobi Hiruzen took it in a panic, only to find that it was an anonymous black card that the holder could use without restrictions for amounts within 100 million.

"This……"

"See if it's enough. If not, I'll find another way."

"Enough is enough!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen quickly put the card away. After all, he had only seen such a large sum of money but had never owned it.

"That's enough. Use this money to help me post a task. Say that the will of the late Senju Chihoshi was found recently. The will contains this love letter to be delivered to Uchiha Madara. As for the reward? Give me as much as this card can swipe."

hiss……

Sarutobi Hiruzen was immediately shocked by the reward for this mission. After all, the minimum reward for an S-level mission is one million, and one hundred million can be used to complete a hundred S-level missions, not to mention that the difficulty of this mission is completely disproportionate, and basically anyone can complete it.

In other words, this is a task that relies on luck. Not to mention others, if it weren't for Sarutobi Hiruzen being the Hokage, I'm afraid he would not be able to resist spending time to complete this task.

Chihoshi naturally didn't bother to care what Sarutobi Hiruzen was thinking. After giving the task, he found that there seemed to be nothing else to do for the time being.

"That's all. I'll come to you next time if I have something to ask."

Looking at Chihoshi's departing back, Sarutobi Hiruzen suddenly called him for some unknown reason.

"Um, Lord Qianxing, I have something I want to consult you about."

Although she was very confused about Sarutobi Hiruzen's behavior at this time, Qianxing did not directly refuse because he had helped her a lot.

"What's up"?

“That’s…”

Only then did Sarutobi Hiruzen realize how ridiculous his previous thought was, but desire ultimately overcame reason, especially given the premise of a successful case.

Therefore, after hesitating for a while, Sarutobi Hiruzen took a deep breath and finally "gathered" enough courage.

"Well, Lord Chihoshi, I just want to ask, how do you handle the relationship between Lord Mito and Lord Madara?"

Qianxing: ...