Naruto, my Madara is a girl

"Pig, girl"?

Although Danzo understood every word, he couldn't understand them at all when they were put together.

But she knew the bad taste of the person in front of her, so she always felt that this was not a good word.

"Isn't this simple?"

Seeing Danzo's confusion, Qianxing then grinned.

"To put it simply, it means 'pig farming pioneer', but you are a girl, so you are called 'Pig Girl'."

"That's great. Thank you for treating me as a woman."

Danzo complained again in his heart, but still didn't quite understand the connection between being Hokage and raising pigs. After all, she was not an ordinary person, and being Hokage was her dream, so she would naturally have an in-depth understanding of the grassroots of Konoha, and raising pigs was naturally within her research scope.

Dirty, messy, poor and smelly.

It’s not that people whose economic situation is so bad don’t want to raise pigs at all.

She knows all the disadvantages of raising pigs, but the advantages are...

Well, as the head of the Shimura family, one of the former major clans of Konoha, Danzo couldn't think of any benefits at all.

Seeing that Danzo didn't give any advice, Qianxing knew that she didn't think of the connection, so she could only continue to explain.

"As the saying goes, 'If you want to be rich, build roads first. If you want to be rich, raise pigs.' If you want to be a Hokage, you can first learn to raise pigs."

"How can you get rich by raising pigs? Also, what does this have to do with becoming Hokage?"

"Don't you understand this? Just follow the mass line."

Seeing that the other party was still "obstinate", Qian Xing suddenly felt a little "heartbroken".

Although it was Danzo in the original story who caused the loss of all the elites of the Senju clan and the extermination of the Uzumaki clan, it did not prevent Qianxing from collecting some interest from Danzo in this life.

It would be a joyful thing if she could really become a 'pig girl'.

In order to make Danzo more interested in this plan, Qianxing began to explain it with all his might.

"Imagine if each of the pigs you raise weighs nearly 500 kilograms, and you also make the method of breeding such pigs public, and finally you become the spokesperson for these pigs";

"The price of pork will definitely be brought down, and then everyone will be able to afford pork";

"Think about it. When the people of Konoha eat pork in the future, they will remember your kindness. If you 'accidentally' propose to become Hokage, do you think people in the crowd will object? Do you think others dare to object?"

"By then, who else but you will be the Hokage?"

Danzo was immediately shocked by the picture described by Qianxing. After all, who could have thought that raising pigs, a "profession" that he completely despised, could help him obtain the position of Hokage. These seemingly insignificant events could produce such an exaggerated power when connected together.

"The God of War is indeed worthy of his reputation."

However, just as Danzo was sighing, Chihoshi was staring at her up and down.

"Um, Master Qianxing, what are you doing..."

Seeing that Danzo had an opinion, Qianxing had no choice but to look away.

"Danzo, if you want to implement this plan, you may have to change your image."

"Tell me, how to change it?"

At this time, Danzo was extremely excited and had no idea of ​​Qianxing's "evil intentions".

"It's simple. You need to smile more friendly. Your slim figure isn't suitable. Oh, yes, the figure of the Akimichi clan is a good match. How about you follow the Akimichi clan's diet for two and a half years?"

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"Go eat for two and a half years, go to the Akimichi clan."

Danzo roared loudly in her heart. As a woman, she had always despised the fat body of the Akimichi clan, not to mention that she was going to become like that. She was not a physical ninja like the Akimichi clan.

The Shimura clan is the one that excels in speed and agility. If they were to have the same body shape as the Akimichi clan, they would probably not be able to exert even 40% of their full strength.

With only 40% of her strength, she can't even beat an elite jonin. She might die in an assassination attempt someday. What's the point of being a Hokage like this?

As for the other condition, a friendly smile?

It’s okay to let her kill people, but it’s okay to let her smile in a friendly way?

To be honest, she, Danzo, had long forgotten how to do this move.

Danzo glanced at Qianxing at this time, feeling deeply moved.

The shortcomings of these two methods are simply too difficult for her. If it weren't for the fact that these two methods are indeed quite feasible, she would have suspected that the other party was making fun of her on purpose.

If Qianxing knew what she was thinking, she would definitely say yes with a smile, but now, Danzo's distorted expression that switched from desire to disgust was really interesting.

After taking a deep breath, Danzo suppressed the thought, then his face returned to calm and he spoke.

"Lord Qianxing, thank you for your two suggestions, but I would like to hear the third solution."

"The third one?"

Qianxing pretended to be embarrassed and said, "This is too troublesome, and the event cycle is long and the sacrifices are great. I really don't want to recommend this."

"Huh? Is it difficult for this guy too?"

Thinking that even this 'Old Deng' found this troublesome, Danzo was not sure if he could succeed.

However, thinking that once the arrow is shot, there is no turning back, Danzo gritted his teeth and saluted Qianxing again.

"Please tell me clearly, Lord Qianxing."

Seeing Danzo's attitude, Qianxing knew that the other party had been fooled, so he had to pretend to be helpless.

"Since you are so determined, okay."

"Danzo, do you want to become the dark side of Konoha?"

Qianxing's somewhat lazy voice became serious at this moment, which made Danzo raise his head unconsciously after hearing this sentence, and even his body began to become tense.

"The Darkness of Konoha"?

"Yes, you are the Queen of Darkness of Konoha. Since Monkey is the king on the surface, you should be the Queen of Darkness. You should protect the sunshine of Konoha, become the nourishment of Konoha, and deal with things that Konoha is not convenient to deal with."

"The Queen of the Night?" Danzo muttered.

"Yes, mastering the darkness of Konoha also represents the dark side of Monkey. Of course, Monkey must agree to this matter. Then the bad things you have done will become his stain."

"Of course, you can't always go along with him. You have to learn to contradict him and punish him. You can't do without whips, candles, leather gloves, high heels, etc. At the same time, you have to give him certain rewards, such as ice x fire, poison x dragon, etc. Over time, you can make him laugh when you want him to laugh, and cry when you want him to cry. Being a Hokage is not easy..."

As Danzo listened to Qianxing's description, his eyes, which had been shining, gradually became confused, and finally turned into anger.

"Stop, stop, stop, Lord Qianxing, this is what you call the third method?"

Danzo quickly stopped Chihoshi from getting more and more excited. If he didn't brake, he would probably end up on the F1 track.

"Ah? Is it not possible?"

Seeing Danzo's expression, Qianxing immediately made a tentative inquiry, "If you can't accept this about Duxlong, we can change it."

"Is this what I mean?"

Danzo really wanted to curse like that, she even began to wonder if she was crazy for asking this guy for help.