Naruto, my Madara is a girl

In the Land of Fields, an underground cave somewhere.

Ever since he learned that Chihoshi was resurrected by the Impure World Reincarnation and did not disappear with the master who summoned him, Black Zetsu has never been quiet for more than a minute. He is either wondering if he has been exposed or considering how to make his plan more perfect.

However, the plans that Black Zetsu came up with with his intelligence were either full of loopholes or could only take advantage of the information gap, and in his imagination, his enemy, Senju Senboshi, was best at this.

Therefore, during this period of time, Black Zetsu spent his time in a process of constantly making new plans, then reversing them, and then continuing the cycle to the next one.

I'm almost suffering from PTSD.

Fortunately, it is quiet enough here and no one disturbs him, so the degree of Black Zetsu's insanity is relatively mild.

only……

"Black Zetsu"!

“Wow~~”!

White Zetsu's greeting scared Black Zetsu so much that he screamed, but when he saw that the person calling his name was White Zetsu, his temper instantly came up.

"Asshole, didn't I ask you to kill Qianshou Qianxing? Why did you come back?"

Faced with Black Zetsu's scolding, White Zetsu did not get angry at all. Instead, he spoke of his achievements with great excitement.

"I already did it!"

"Asshole, you dare to talk back? Huh? Wait..."

Black Zetsu, who was about to continue blaming, suddenly reacted, "What did you say you did just now?"

"I said, I sealed the Thousand Hands and Thousand Stars."

After saying that, Bai Zetsu opened his heart and took out the spore meat ball that sealed the filthy body of 'Thousand Stars'.

Looking at the motionless meat ball, Black Zetsu still couldn't believe it. After all, asking White Zetsu to assassinate Qianxing was almost like asking Benboba to kill Sun Wukong.

But the outrageous thing is, Benboba actually succeeded?

"This is, Thousand Hands and Thousand Stars"?

"Uh-huh"!

White Zetsu nodded wildly with excitement, and then began to show off his cleverness, "It's also Senju Senboshi's fault for being stupid. He had to practice ninjutsu even though he was in the Impure World Body, and something went wrong. I took advantage of the situation and sealed him here."

White Zetsu danced with joy as he described his cleverness, while Black Zetsu, who felt more confident the more he listened, was so happy that his eyes almost narrowed into slits.

"Good, very good, White Zetsu, you did a great job this time."

"Hehehehe"!

Bai Jue touched his head embarrassedly when he was praised for the first time. But the next moment, the outer layer of 'white foam' that originally wrapped the 'Thousand Stars' spore technique actually fell off at this time.

"This……"

The two of them had witnessed many such incidents. Without exception, they were the result of the chakra of the people within the spore jutsu being sucked dry. People without chakra were 100% dead.

But Qianxing was dead in the first place.

Black Zetsu wanted to cry at this moment. He never thought that Qianxing would be caught so easily, and the current situation was more like a trap set by the other party.

"Hurry, quick, throw him out."

The frightened Black Zetsu's voice became much shriller, and White Zetsu was stunned for a second before starting to take action.

"oh oh"!

However, the spore technique dissipated too quickly, and when White Zetsu was about to wrap the opponent up again, the forehead protector of the ninja inside was exposed.

Although Black Zetsu was almost frightened out of his wits, the symbol of the Wind Country on his forehead protector still helped him regain a bit of sanity.

"etc"!

When Bai Zetsu heard Hei Zetsu's shout to stop him, he immediately froze in place and looked at the other party.

"Get rid of the spores first."

Following the order, Bai Jue immediately started to work. After a lot of the white foam attached to it was cleaned up, the complete corpse inside was revealed.

The attire of the Wind Country, the forehead protector of the Wind Country, and the appearance of the Wind Country.

After countless times of "planning and deduction", Black Zetsu's IQ has obviously improved a lot, and he guessed the origin of the corpse in an instant.

"Are these the remains of a corpse that has been resurrected from the Impure World Reincarnation?"

"What's the meaning"?

At this time, Bai Zetsu still didn't understand what was going on.

"The Impure World Reincarnation is a power of rebirth that is obtained by sacrificing living people to the god of death. Therefore, the hiding place of the reborn soul will be attached to the body without the soul. This is why the time of the Impure World Reincarnation is only about one month. This is entirely because the humans in this world, if they do not eat or drink for a month, their physical body will completely die."

"Then why do you want me to kill Qianshou Qianxing? Why don't we just wait for a month?"

Black Zetsu would certainly not admit that he was so frightened at the time and only learned the knowledge of Impure World Reincarnation afterwards.

"Because I can't let Qianshou Qianxing sit idle. Success is good, but if he fails, he will only think that it was the Thunder Country or other countries that did this to him. At that time, he will either continue to wage war, or restrict his own actions for his own safety, or let you monitor his every move."

"Any one of them can consume a lot of Qianshou Qianxing's energy, leaving him no time to investigate our existence."

Looking at Black Zetsu, who had become more impressive after just a few days of not seeing him, White Zetsu's eyes were suddenly filled with admiration.

"Black Zetsu, you are so awesome!"

"hehe"!

These two simple words fully demonstrate Black Zetsu's master style.

Black Zetsu's performance at this time made White Zetsu's admiration for him increase even more. Obviously, he had forgotten that Black Zetsu was almost scared just now.

However, White Zetsu still didn't quite understand why the Impure World Reincarnation, which could last for a month, ended in more than half a month.

"So, we succeeded"?

"I think so"?

Black Zetsu was not very sure either. After all, theory is theory, and in practice, all kinds of things happen that go against theory.

"To be on the safe side, White Zetsu, you go back to Konoha and search it again inside and out. Make sure to see clearly whether the Senju Chihoshi is still there. If possible, find a chance to bring back all his things for me."

Hearing the order from the 'master' Black Zetsu again, White Zetsu became extremely excited.

"Yes"!

…………

"Wow, Mito, just like that, I almost died."

Qianxing lay in Mito's arms and acted coquettishly, and Mito played the role of a caring sister at this time, rubbing her head and comforting her.

"Okay, be good and don't cry."

"so……"

Qian Xing's tone suddenly became serious, "I won't go out for the next half month."

"ah"?

Mito looked at this strange laboratory that had been built at great expense, and then at Qianxing in his arms, recalling that Qianxing always stayed in the laboratory and was unwilling to go out.

Therefore, at this moment, Mito was still reluctant to believe that a 'creature' that could sneak into any terrain and evade her perception existed in the ninja world.

"Are you sure you're not doing this to be lazy?"

"How could that be?"

Qianxing pointed at the wall of the laboratory and said, "Don't you think that I put a lot of Hashirama cells in the middle of the laboratory wall, with the purpose of catching the other party? Otherwise, why do you think I did this?"

“Who knows if you’re doing this for fun.”

Mito complained in her heart, but knowing the other person's character well, she could only nod helplessly in the end.

"Okay, next time there is an experiment like this, remember to find me and don't scare me like this."

"Okay, thank you my wife for your understanding."

"Well, that's pretty good"!