Naruto, my Madara is a girl

"How is this going?".

The masters of the Hidden Mist Village, who had not yet taken action, saw that their vanguard not only suffered heavy losses, but was also blocked before the coast, and could not even reach the shore.

Such a dismal performance made the masters, who thought it was just a mission to gain credit, frown.

Therefore, a young man with a bun, long orange hair, sharp teeth, tall and fat body raised the question.

"Is Konoha trying to trick us?"

"impossible"!

A man who looked more like a woman than a man directly rejected this question.

"The interests of the Whirlpool Country have long been distributed, and Konoha still gets the lion's share. Even if we send troops and make efforts, we can only get the Jinchūriki sealing technique and the wealth accumulated by the Whirlpool Country. As for the Uzumaki clan, who is the most suitable to be the Jinchūriki, we don't even have the qualifications to study them."

"But the Uzumaki clan is married to the Thousand-Handed Gods. What if..."

"cut"!

Just as the fat young man was about to express his opinion, he was interrupted.

"Don't be ridiculous, we are ninjas. Ninjas put interests and missions first. As for family and love, are they more important than interests?"

"Hehe, that's right. If you can get a huge reward without doing anything, only a fool would not want to do it"!

The fat young man touched the back of his head, looking a bit honest.

However, there were no fools in the Hidden Mist Village. Everyone at the scene knew that the fat young man was disguising his true nature, but it was not time for a fallout yet, so no one was willing to expose him.

As for Konoha, will it take the opportunity to weaken the Hidden Mist Village?

The Hidden Mist Village, which is the second to last in strength among the five major countries, would not be taken seriously by Konoha at all.

Seeing that the topic of speculation had come to an end, the fat young man brought the topic back to the battle situation, "So what should we do next?"

At this time, the master of the Ice Clan, who was the most direct descendant of the Third Mizukage, gave him the best advice he could think of.

"The enemy is the Uzumaki clan who are good at spells and talismans. They probably have as many detonating talismans as they can get. Therefore, if we continue to attack on such a large scale, even if we win in the end, the losses will definitely be huge."

"So, I think that the large force should feint and the small elite force should launch a sneak attack. In this way, we can minimize our losses and make the enemy lose their composure. After all, we have never heard of any masters in the Whirlpool Country."

"Too"

"That's how it should be."

……

Several people gave their opinions at once, but for the Mist Ninja who lacked sufficient education and had not even read a few books, they all spoke a lot of nonsense without exception.

Snapped!

Seeing that no one objected, the people of the Ice Clan slammed the table and made the final decision.

"In that case, let's act according to this plan. Pufferfish ghost, this mission is left to you. Any problem?"

When the fat young man heard his name being called, his simple and honest smile turned into a sinister grin. The change was so smooth, as if the person with the simple and honest expression just now was not him.

"no problem"!

………………

"It's a big problem. You don't think I have the ability to deal with the masters of the Hidden Mist Village, do you?"

Seeing Uzumaki Yusuke go from looking matter-of-fact to looking confused, Chihoshi could only continue explaining.

"There are the Mizukage, countless jonin, and the Seven Ninja Swordsmen on the opposite side, not to mention the even more chunin and genin. I'm going to fight them with my head on, not to mention, if they want to launch a sneak attack, who will stop it? How can we defend such a big Whirlpool Country? Once a problem occurs, I'm afraid that half of the people in Whirlpool Country will be gone. After three or five times, I think you can only be a clan leader with only one person."

Hearing what Chihoshi said, Uzumaki Yusuke was a little panicked. He had never thought that there would be such serious consequences. The long-term peace had made him forget the huge gap between the Country of Whirlpools and the Hidden Mist Village. It was impossible to make it even by some clever tricks.

I had been planning to place my hopes on Konoha, but after hearing what Qianxing said, I guess Konoha’s reinforcements haven’t arrived yet, and there will be no one left in the Whirlpool Country.

Therefore, now he can only place all his hopes on Qianxing.

“So, what should we do?”

"Hey, father-in-law...father-in-law, the Whirlpool Country is surrounded by water. Have you ever thought that one day the enemy will attack? For example, do you have any back-up plan or something?"

Without noticing that Chihoshi was going to say "father-in-law", Uzumaki Yusuke immediately responded.

"No"!

Uzumaki Yusuke said as a matter of course, "With Hashirama and Chihoshi here, who dares to attack us?"

"Haven't you ever thought that they would die in front of you?"

"I have thought about it. What I was thinking is that I can then marry a woman from the Uzumaki clan to form an alliance."

“What then?”

"Don't we still have Mito? As for the remarriage, isn't the new Hokage already married? So I was planning to wait until his wife died before arranging the marriage, but I forgot about it later."

"Marriage is your Uzumaki clan's diplomatic means"?

"yes"!

This straightforward response and this impeccable reason made Qian Xing at a loss as to how to refute it for a moment.

And Yusuke saw that Chihoshi was also angry with him, so after waiting for a while, he asked cautiously.

"Well, Xiao Qianxing, have you thought of a good idea? At worst, I can introduce you to a beautiful girl from the Uzumaki clan."

"Also Uzumaki girl?"

Qianxing glared at Yusuke fiercely, thinking to herself, "You old man are afraid that my harem isn't chaotic enough, right?"

However, Yusuke thought that Qianxing was not enough, and secretly winked at him, and then whispered in Qianxing's ear, "Two is not impossible, but you will have to run around when the time comes. You can't let both of them go to Konoha at the same time..."

"You are an old bastard."

Seeing Yusuke suddenly become a naughty boy in front of him, Qianxing immediately thought of a way to play a trick on him.

As for the method of rescue, Qianxing had thought about it a long time ago, but these optimists are like the Uzumaki clan, and they will never feel a sense of crisis unless they see the danger of genocide.

Therefore, Qian Xing pretended to touch his chin and said with some embarrassment, "It's not that there is no way, it just requires you to make some sacrifices."

Seeing that there really was a solution, Uzumaki Yusuke was overjoyed.

"For the sake of the Whirlpool Country, I don't mind even if I lose my life, let alone the slightest sacrifice."

Seeing Yusuke's statement, Qianxing did not delay. She leaned over and whispered her plan into his ear.

"ah"?

Yusuke, who originally looked ready to sacrifice himself, now became hesitant.

"Well, is this plan feasible? How about we try another one?"

"Since you don't agree, I'll just go find Kushina directly. She will definitely..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Hearing that Qianxing was looking for Kushina, Uzumaki Yusuke's old face immediately wrinkled like a chrysanthemum, but when he thought that little Kushina might be in danger, he made up his mind again, gritted his teeth, and then nodded heavily.

"Okay, I agree, but this matter must not be known to anyone else."

"Of course, you dress like a woman..."

"You still say?"

"Okay, I definitely won't tell you, hahaha..."