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Later, the tramp found out that it was he who performed the ritual at the cemetery, so he asked, "After being fed yellow urine and having his bed flooded with water, and then being burned, does he want revenge?"

The anger on the uncle's head had completely disappeared, replaced by guilt. He remembered that fire, it seemed that it almost burned the nearby woods. It was said that a homeless man put out the fire.

this......

The uncle was digging his toes into the ground in embarrassment.

[I originally thought the uncle was very pitiful, but I didn't expect that the homeless man was even more pitiful! He did nothing but sleep, but he had to go through all kinds of disasters such as being urinated on, hit on the head, and burned. Sigh. ]

[Is the uncle here to help the homeless man survive? ]

[Alas, I originally thought that the uncle was treated very pitifully, but I didn’t expect that he deserved it. ]

[The homeless man's experience is unforgettable! The damage value has been maxed out. 】

No! The damage value has not yet reached the maximum.

Chi Qiao said: "The time when we asked the Taoist priest to catch ghosts,

Before Chi Qiao finished speaking, the uncle shouted anxiously, "I really didn't throw things around that time! And I caught ghosts at home, not at the cemetery!"

So it is impossible to cause any more harm to the unfortunate homeless man!

However, Chi Qiao asked him, "We didn't go to the cemetery during the ghost hunting process, so what about after the ghost hunting?"

The uncle began to recall what happened that day in his mind. That was what happened a few days ago, so he remembered it immediately, and then, uh... he really went to the cemetery after catching ghosts.

Actually, I didn't go there on purpose, I was just passing by.

The Taoist priest helped him to capture the evil ghost. He was so grateful that he sent the Taoist priest back to the town before returning.

When he came back, he felt refreshed and was happy about everything he saw, especially when he saw a group of people rushing to buy a cart of low-priced watermelons, he rushed in excitedly.

I carried two big watermelons home, eating them while walking, and by the time I got home I had finished both watermelons.

But what does this have to do with that homeless guy?

After he finished speaking, Chi Qiao said, "Of course it matters. You threw watermelon rinds all over the place, and the homeless man just woke up, stretched himself and prepared to go out to find something to eat. Who knew that he stepped on a watermelon rind and tripped, and his head hit a brick, causing a bloody head injury."

Uh......

The uncle was confused. What was going on?

Netizens were also confused. Could it be that this uncle was really sent to help the homeless man survive the disaster?

[I have seen unlucky people, but I have never seen such unlucky people. ]

[What I'm saying is, are the uncle and the homeless guy incompatible by fate? ]

[The wandering uncle howled to the sky: What law did I break to deserve being tortured like this! ]

Watching the barrage of comments popping up one after another, the uncle didn't expect that he would turn from a victim to a perpetrator. He swore that he would never litter again!

"Master, what should I do? If I go and apologize, will that brother forgive me?"

The uncle was actually a little scared. If he went to apologize, would the brothers beat him to death?

Chi Qiao didn't know whether he would be beaten to death, but she said, "If you don't apologize, he will definitely not forgive you."

Netizens all advised the uncle to apologize. After all, he had caused great harm to the people around him. And given his current condition, even if he wasn't beaten to death by the homeless man, he would be tortured to death by the crows he sent.

The uncle thought about how he had almost died several times in the past few days, looked at the plaster on his arms and legs, and the miserable look on his face, and finally decided to apologize.

But he said to Chi Qiao: "Master, I will go and apologize now. Can you wait until I have apologized before disconnecting us?"

He was afraid that no one would know if he was beaten to death. Moreover, if it was being filmed live, the brothers would probably be more restrained.

Chi Qiao naturally agreed to this request as he was entrusted with a task.

The uncle, leaning on a crutch, hopped out of the yard, went to the store at the entrance of the village and bought a few boxes of nutritional supplements. He asked the store owner to tie up the boxes and carry them on his back, then he hopped laboriously to the cemetery.

The boss was scratching his head in confusion. This thing has become like this and it still hasn’t stopped. What’s the point of this?

The uncle didn't have a good reputation in the village. He was lazy and gluttonous. In the past, he was taken care of by his parents, and he went out to work to earn money. After his parents passed away, he was completely free. He went to the town to play with cats and dogs every day. I don't know where he got the money from, but he hasn't starved to death yet. No one in the village lives as well as he does. After all, he doesn't have the pressure of a wife and children, so he can buy whatever he wants.

He has been restless in the village these days. I thought he would be quiet for a few days since he broke his arms and legs, but now he is carrying things again and I don’t know what he is doing!

The boss shook his head and went back into the store.

Here, as the uncle was struggling to make his way to the cemetery, netizens asked about the crow.

The reason why this uncle suffered so badly was mostly due to the crow.

But it's just a bird, how can it be tamed to be so obedient? If that's the case, they might as well tame a bird, and let it go out and fetch money from people's pockets when they are short of money. That would be great.

Netizens started to use their imaginations again. Some said they wanted to raise a crow to help them get money, some said they wanted to raise a crow to help them get revenge, and some even talked about TV dramas. In short, there were all kinds of ideas.

However, some netizens dislike crows for their bad omen. Just listening to their cawing makes them feel bad, and if they were to raise one, they would rather raise a mynah parrot.

Chi Qiao told everyone that the smartest birds are not the mimicking parrots or mynas, but crows, such as ravens and corvids. The IQ of parrots is equivalent to that of human children aged four to six, while the IQ of crows is equivalent to that of a seven-year-old child.

The crow that the tramp tamed was a bald-nosed crow, which is also called wind crow, mountain bird, etc. It has a very large brain capacity, extraordinary ability to solve tasks, and its beak and claws are very strong and powerful.

Moreover, crows have been a sign of good fortune since ancient times. Crows can be seen everywhere in ancient mythology, such as the three-legged golden crow in the sun, the Bifang divine bird also known as the fire crow, and so on.

In the mythological world, many gods and immortals also have an indissoluble bond with crows. For example, the Great Emperor Zhenwu attained the Great Dao under the guidance of crows. It is said that the Great Emperor Zhenwu was the 82nd incarnation of the Supreme Lord Lao. There is a legend that when he was practicing on a famous mountain in China, he heard a crow calling on the roadside when he was going down the mountain. He followed the crow to a place where he saw a woman grinding a pestle. When he was puzzled, he heard the woman say, "Day after day, the iron pestle becomes true."

After hearing these words, Emperor Zhenwu suddenly realized his mistake and flew away.

There is still a place called Crow Ridge on that famous mountain, where there are many more legends about crows besides the one mentioned above.

Chi Qiao's popular science made netizens say that they have broadened their horizons. Some netizens even thought about raising crows. However, Chi Qiao changed the subject and said, "If you want to raise a bird to help you do things, the bald-nosed crow is certainly a good choice. However, the bald-nosed crow has been listed as an endangered species and is a protected animal. If you don't want to go to jail, it's best not to raise one."