Live fortune telling I went crazy in the True and False Qianjinwen

[What's so creepy about this? We all know it's just the uncle's fantasy. It's not creepy at all. ]

While netizens were discussing heatedly, the uncle spoke again, "And the fig tree in front of Sun Heizi's house tells me that the village chief's dog was not taken away by the dog dealer, but was killed by Sun Heizi and stewed in a hot pot. His family enjoyed it so much!"

The uncle said this with a look of indignation on his face, "What a sin! This is all a sin of killing!"

[Did the village chief offend Sun Heizi? Why did he kill the village chief's dog? ]

[Maybe I want to eat dog meat hotpot. ]

[Hiha! I want to eat lamb rib hotpot. ]

Netizens were both playing with the uncle and teasing him, but Chi Qiao just smiled and said nothing.

The uncle answered every question, "The village chief didn't offend Sun Heizi. It's just that one time Sun Heizi got drunk and didn't care about anything else. He urinated on the dog, and the dog bit his foot. So he started to hate the dog."

[Hahaha, I am a laughing rat. I am peeing on a dog. Is this something a human should do?]

[The dog was showing mercy when biting his feet, I would bite him there! ]

[Ahem! Can you do that? Even a dog can’t do that!]

Before the netizens had finished laughing, the uncle broke the news again, "San Dunzi was also having an affair with a widow from the west of the village. They had sex in the woods at the entrance of the village several times. One time, he put on the wrong underwear in the dark. When he got home, his wife found out and asked him whose underwear he was wearing. When he didn't tell her, his wife went out to make a scene and he ended up stabbing her with a knife."

[Ah, this, can I wear it wrong? ]

[Hahaha, uncle, could it be that the trees in the woods told you about their outdoor sex?]

【Shu: Hey, I'm not clean anymore. There's a man and a woman who always come to my place to do that! The man is Sandunzi, and the woman is a widow from the west of the village. 】

【Ha ha ha ha! 】

Netizens were originally joking, but the uncle said seriously, "Yes, that's what the tree in the woods told me."

How else would he know?

Netizens were almost laughing to death at the uncle's seriousness. They wished they were from the same village as the uncle so they could chat with him every day and get their fill of gossip. Although there is no truth to the gossip, it does not dampen their joy.

Then the uncle told some gossips such as an aunt at the head of the village stealing her grandson's snacks, a new daughter-in-law at the east of the village eating too many popsicles and having diarrhea in her pants, and a grandpa at the end of the village who lost several thousand yuan was stolen by his stepson, etc. Netizens were enjoying listening to the gossip.

[If nothing else, the uncle has a very rich imagination. ]

[It sounds so real. If I didn’t know that the uncle was not in a clear mind, I would have wanted to eat a bite of the melon! ]

The uncle's son saw that the live broadcast room was just eating melons and not lying, so he didn't care and went to the kitchen to cook. Now he came out with two bowls of noodles and heard his father talking about those messy things again, so he said: "Dad, you are talking nonsense again."

Then he explained to netizens, "My dad is not in a clear mind, he is just talking nonsense."

If he doesn't explain quickly, what if the live broadcast is seen by the villagers and they know that his father said these things again, they might come to their house to cause trouble.

His father had said some things in the village before, but no one believed it and the people involved in the gossip called him a lunatic.

"I'm not talking nonsense!" The uncle said seriously, "I saw them with my own eyes from the trees in their homes or the grass outside their doors, how could it be false?"

[It’s true, uncle, we believe you! ]

[Yes, the green plants in my house often talk to me, and they even told me where my husband's private money is hidden, hahaha! ]

Netizens coaxed the uncle like they were coaxing a child. For someone with a mental problem, you just have to go along with what he says, just like a master. Wouldn’t the master also listen with gusto? Haha!

The son was a little speechless about the netizens. To prevent his father from saying anything nonsense again, he wanted his father to turn off the connection and have a good meal. However, at this time, sirens sounded outside.

The sound of sirens was getting closer and closer, and seemed to have stopped at their doorstep. The son was a little panicked. Although his father was not clear-headed, he was only thinking about cultivating immortality, so he would not do anything illegal!

Thinking about this, he put down his chopsticks and ran out to see. When he saw it, he was a little puzzled because the police car was not parked in front of their house, but in front of the house next door.

A few policemen got out of the car and saw that the door of the house next door was locked, so they asked him, "Little boy, do you know where this family has gone?"

The son shook his head honestly. He had just returned from the county and didn't know where his neighbor Uncle Sandunzi had gone.

"I know. He's watering the fields over there."

I don’t know when his father came out, holding a cell phone in one hand and pointing in a direction with the other.

Several policemen looked in that direction, then left one person to guard it while the others headed in that direction.

The uncle quietly came to the policeman squatting at the door of Sandunzi's house and asked excitedly, "Are you sent by our sect?"

The policeman looked at the uncle strangely, and the uncle's son hurried forward to pull him back, and said to the policeman embarrassedly: "Uncle policeman, my dad has a brain problem."

The police then understood the situation, and the uncle became unhappy. Who is wrong with his brain?

The netizens in the live broadcast room were all stunned at this time, full of questions.

【Why are there police here? 】

[It seems that the police are still looking for the family next door to the uncle. Is there something wrong? ]

[Do you think there is a possibility that what the uncle said is true? Did the neighbor really kill his wife? ]

[No way, isn't it said that the uncle has a mental problem? Aren't those just his delusions? ]

As netizens were discussing, they found that although Chi Qiao had initially tricked the uncle into cultivating immortals, she didn't say anything after the uncle started to reveal the secrets. Oh, no, she said that people from their sect would come to catch Sandunzi later, and she also confirmed the address with the uncle!

Netizens went from doubt to confusion, and then to shock!

At this time, several policemen had arrived next to the large farmland outside, but it was mid-afternoon and not so hot.

The villagers all came out to work in the fields. There were several people in the fields, and they didn't know which one was Liu Sandun.

After asking a fellow villager nearby, they finally identified the man holding the shovel not far away. However, when the man holding the shovel saw that several policemen were looking at him and walking towards him, he immediately panicked, threw away the shovel and ran away.

Originally, they just said there might be a murder case and asked them to investigate. But now Liu Sandun ran away when he saw them. Isn't it because he is guilty? There is something wrong!

Several policemen started chasing him and soon pinned Liu Sandun to the edge of a field.

"Why are you running!"

A policeman yelled, and Liu Sandun stammered, "I, I just want to go to the river to pee."

Who believes this bullshit?

They took Liu Sandun back to his home and asked him to open the door. Several people used shovels and soon dug out a body under the peach tree.

At this time, many villagers had gathered together, and they opened their mouths in surprise when they saw this situation.

"Yes, it's Sandunzi's wife!"

One of the ladies recognized it. Although the body's face had decayed a lot, the clothes it was wearing were the same skirt that Sandunzi's wife liked to wear.

At this time, the villagers looked at Niu Er who came to join in the fun in disbelief. No, isn’t he a lunatic!

Niu Er came to watch the video at the request of netizens, holding a mobile phone in his hand, but because the body was not blurred, the live broadcast room was closed.

Just as netizens were feeling their scalps numbing from the shock of the rotting corpse, the screen suddenly went black.

Now netizens couldn’t sit still. They sent private messages to Chi Qiao and went to the official account of the platform to ask them to restore Chi Qiao’s live broadcast.