Quick-travel system: The host is having a blast in the small world

It was 10 o'clock in the evening. Seeing that the host had not woken up yet, the system started the wake-up service: I didn't K, I didn't K, I didn't K, I didn't K! Bulubiu, Bulubiu, dinosaurs carry wolves, wolves carry wolves...

Lin Dai sat up in a flash, gritted her teeth and said to the system fiercely: "Fatty, you are tired of living, right?"

"No, didn't you ask me to wake you up at 10 o'clock?"

"I asked you to wake me up, not scare me to death. And how did you get this music? What if it attracts people?"

"Miss, after I bound myself to you, I have received all the information about things in your world. I found that you all like to play music for wake-up service, so I chose this song. I think it sounds good, and only the two of us can hear it."

"Haha, I think you have some misunderstanding about our world. Your taste is quite unique." I was hungry again, so I quickly ate some bread, took a rest, and prepared to do something big.

"Fatty, let's go to Qian's house, the corrupt merchant and local tyrant. Do you have a map? Send it to me. Forget it. I can't understand it. Fatty, just use the navigation system to tell me how to get there."

"Okay, first walk out of this alley and turn right..."

Lin Dai followed the navigation for a long time before arriving at the back gate of the unscrupulous merchant's house and hiding aside.

The place where Lin Dai lived before was a relatively remote place in the county. The little beggar didn't dare to go to the wealthier places because she would be driven away if she was too ugly, so she had been begging in the surrounding areas.

The scene along the way was desolate, until we got closer to the county center, the surrounding environment became better. The Qian Mansion was near the county center.

He is indeed a rich man. Just by looking at his house, you can tell how much money he has taken from the common people. Lin Dai thought angrily in her heart, I will make you penniless tonight.

"Chubby, check the situation inside. Is the security tight?"

"Not strictly at all. There is only a night guard at the master's bedroom door and a night guard at the front gate. There is no one else. They are all hanging out in their rooms or sleeping."

"No way? You are so confident and bold, aren't you afraid of attracting thieves? You checked correctly, right?"

"Don't worry, sister. It's absolutely true. Because they think the whole county belongs to them. No one dares to mess around. Besides, they have a relationship with the county magistrate. Others will be even more afraid. That's why they are even more unscrupulous."

"That's really God's help. Fatty, help me open the door and tell me where the kitchen is. Let's go and fill our stomachs first."

Lin Dai came to the kitchen door easily, opened it gently, and quickly went in and closed it. Then she looked around and saw that she had eaten quite a lot, so she drank a whole bowl of porridge first.

This body hasn't eaten for a long time, so it can't eat anything else. I can only eat those big fish and meat after my body is better.

"This bowl is too small. There's not much in one bowl. Get another one. Fatty, it's a pity that you, as a system, can't..." Before she could finish her words, Lin Dai just finished serving the porridge and looked up and found: "What?"

I saw Pangpang holding a whole chicken in one hand and a chicken leg in the other, gnawing on them non-stop, his mouth full of oil.

"Chubby, can your system eat food?"

"Sure, I never said our system can't eat."

Seeing the system eating so happily, Lin Dai was envious. She took a mouthful of porridge and said unconvincedly, "Eat carefully, or you'll choke to death."

“Don’t worry, our system won’t choke to death as easily as you humans.” After saying that, he finished one chicken leg and continued to gnaw on the other one.

Lin Dai was so angry that she turned away, thinking that out of sight, out of mind. After a while, everyone finished eating, and Lin Dai collected all the good things in the kitchen. She originally wanted to collect all the rice, but after thinking about it, she decided to forget it for the time being. Lin Dai suddenly had an idea, and she had to make a long-term plan.

When they arrived at the warehouse, Lin Dai was so surprised that she took all the good stuff and left nothing behind. She asked Pang Pang to write a few words on the wall: Master Wuyou was here! Then she left Qian's house.

After coming out, the system asked in confusion: "Miss, there are still many good things in the Qian Mansion, why don't you take them?"

"Fatty, I suddenly have an idea. If we search the Qian Mansion thoroughly at once this time, Master Qian will definitely try every possible way to find us, plus with the relationship with the county magistrate, the county will be in an uproar. Although we are not afraid, the common people will suffer. We will search a part of it first, and then leave a fake name and tell them who stole the things. They will definitely think that it was done by a big bandit, and will search the underworld, so the common people will suffer less. We can deal with the other things slowly. Moreover, I plan to use the name of Master Wuyou to mix in the underworld in the future, so that it will be more convenient to take other people's things. One day in the future, I want to make the name of Master Wuyou make those corrupt officials and treacherous villains tremble in fear, but the common people will admire me very much. Hahaha, I am really a talent!" Lin Dai said, with her hands on her hips and looking up to the sky and laughing.

"Wow, sister, you are so awesome, you are such a talent." Lin Dai, who was still laughing, almost choked herself to death. Should she still use this system?

"Chubby, can you find a place to rest nearby?"

"Okay, but why don't you go into the space and rest, little sister?"

"Oh, yes, I forgot about the space again. Let's enter it." Lin Dai slapped her head, still unable to remember that she was a person with a space.

"Pangpang, why didn't you remind me that I could sleep in the space before, causing me to sleep on the ground outside?"

"No, I thought you liked sleeping there." The system said innocently.

"Who the hell likes to sleep on the ground outside?" After the appraisal, this system cannot be used. It looks so cute, but it is not cute at all. Lin Dai angrily took her clothes to the bathroom to take a shower, and quickly washed off the dirt on her body.

I went into the bathroom, filled the bathtub with water and prepared to take a good bath. I looked at myself in the mirror and encouraged myself silently that everything would be fine.

Looking at the messy yellow hair, he made up his mind: "Chubby, help me shave my hair, shave it bald."

"Okay." Then he took out a kitchen knife, which scared Lin Dai so much that she screamed, "Hey, hey! I asked you to shave my head, not to kill a pig. What are you doing with the knife?"

“Oh, little sister, this is the kitchen knife I got from the kitchen, otherwise there is no other way.”

"Don't you have a razor?"

"Of course not. I am a system and I don't need to cut my hair, so where did it come from? But the system mall should have it. Unfortunately, the young lady does not have the merit to buy it."

"Chubby, are you gloating?"

"How could that be? I'm not that kind of system."

"What about the scissors? They should be in the kitchen, right?"

"Well, it seems so." A pair of scissors appeared in his hand.

"Give it to me, you can disappear now." He said as he was about to close the bathroom door.

"Don't you need my help, little sister?"

"No, I want my life!" The door slammed shut.

After more than two hours, Lin Dai came out in pajamas with a towel on her head. Seeing that it was past 3 a.m., she needed to have a good sleep as her body was too weak.

Lin Dai didn't plan to sleep on the bed, because she felt that she was not clean enough after taking a shower, and she was not worthy of sleeping on such a good bed. She really despised herself. There was a lazy sofa next to the bed, and a pink fluffy carpet was spread on the floor. She slept on the carpet and covered herself with a blanket. The space was not cold anyway.

"Fatty, please let me have a good sleep and wake up naturally. Is there any gentler way?" Because he was afraid of not being able to sleep well because his body was too weak, he decided to ask the system for help.

"Wasn't the last one okay? Wasn't it gentle?"

"another."

"Okay." He took out a big stick and chased after her and hit her. Lin Dai still didn't have time to say anything. She just thought to herself, "Wait for me," and then she fell asleep.