I'm reborn, only a fool would spoil you

The two fell into the lake, soaking wet.

Fu Yuzheng wanted to go ashore to the wing room to change clothes, but Cui Jiaojiao said with a big smile: "It's summer, why change clothes? Just lie down in the boat and it will dry in no time!"

Fu Yuzheng: ...

Uh, she can’t be as generous as Cui Jiaojiao!

It would be fine if only the hem of her skirt was wet, but she couldn't stand it if everything inside and out was soaked.

At the lakeside, Shihua and Luqi were already waiting with light cloaks. As soon as their boat docked, Shihua spread out the crabapple red cloak and put it on Fu Yuzheng.

The master and his two servants came to the wing room, but they never expected that when they pushed open the vermilion wooden door, they would see... Gao Ni standing in front of the screen.

Shihua and Luqi looked at each other, then hurriedly and skillfully retreated and closed the door.

With the creaking sound of the door closing, only Fu Yuzheng and Gao Ni were left in the room.

"Brother Ni, you are really back?" Fu Yuzheng was delighted and ran to Gao Ni like a spoiled child.

Gao Ni smiled and caught her.

He missed her even more. After helping her deal with her brother's affairs, he became anxious every day he stayed in the southwest. He could only fall asleep when he hugged her pillow tightly every night.

Her soft chest pressed against his hard chest, and Fu Yuzheng just remembered that she was still wet all over, and hurriedly tried to push him away: "Brother Ni, you will get wet too..."

Before she finished her words, Gao Ni hugged her tighter, lowered his head to kiss her red lips, and began to suck hard.

I haven't seen her for more than half a month. I miss her so much.

All her thoughts were released in the entanglement of lips and tongues. There was a bed in the room. Gao Ni picked her up without hesitation and pressed her down on the mattress. He even reached out to pull her wet dress...

"No, Brother Ni, this is in the palace." When the bellyband was about to be pulled open, Fu Yuzheng blushed and desperately grabbed the man's restless hand, shook her head decisively and refused, "Outside, no."

Gao Ni panted and held back for a long time before saying, "Okay, I'll have you again tonight."

Fu Yuzheng: ...

Hearing this, her rosy cheeks became even hotter.

Even though I know what he meant, that it was just a kiss and not...that kind of thing, I still can't help but feel my ears turn red and my heart beat fast every time I hear it.

When the two stood up, the mattress was full of water stains and in a mess. Fu Yuzheng took a quick glance and felt embarrassed.

The one who will come to change the bed sheets later will be the maid from the East Palace!

There is a feeling of shyness of being peeped at by outsiders!

Gao Ni caught a glimpse of the shyness between her eyebrows and said with a smile: "I will ask Qingchuan to come over and change it later so as not to alert the people in the East Palace."

Fu Yuzheng: ...

Qingchuan is a man, she would be shy too!

"Brother Ni, let Qingchuan bring the mattress over and let my maid clean it up. A grown man's hands and feet are not as nimble as a girl's."

Gao Ni obviously didn't understand the essence of it, and said with a smile: "Qingchuan takes care of all my housework. He is very capable, no worse than a maid."

Fu Yuzheng: ...

It's rare to see him being stupid!

She stepped on his foot and said, "It is more convenient for me to use my maid."

After saying that, Fu Yuzheng turned and went behind the screen, where there were dry bath towels and several sets of dresses to choose from on the clothes hangers.

Gao Ni knew that she was too shy to show it to him, so he sat in the armchair outside and waited for her. It was not until he heard the rustling sound of someone taking off clothes from behind the screen that he secretly glanced over.

Take in the full view of her graceful figure...

Suddenly, her voice came from inside: "Brother Ni, please help me find a few water snakes. They should be non-venomous, but they must be the ugliest in appearance, the kind that can scare people to the point of going crazy and screaming every night."

Gao Ni immediately knew that she was going to retaliate, and smiled softly: "Okay."

Fu Yuzheng had just taken off her soaked dress when the voices of Shihua and Luqi suddenly rang out from outside the room: "Miss Cui, why are you here?"

Cui Jiaojiao smiled and said, "I still think Zheng'er is right. I should change into a clean dress." After saying that, she was about to push open the door and come in.

Shihua and Luqi quickly blocked the way with their bodies, stammering, "Miss Cui, our lady likes to have a room all to herself."

Cui Jiaojiao laughed proudly: "That was because you didn't meet me before! After you have me, everything is different! Your girl won't mind!"

Fu Yuzheng behind the screen: …

She hurriedly wrapped herself in a bath towel, ran out from behind the screen to grab Gao Ni, and stuffed him under the bed.

She also warned him: "If you dare to crawl out again, I will ignore you for a month!"

"Oh." Gao Ni stared at her body and responded obediently.

Following the man's line of sight, Fu Yuzheng looked down and discovered that due to her haste, the bath towel she was wrapped in had loosened, exposing a small portion of her fair chest.

Her face flushed red, and she slapped the stinky man's head under the bed.

Then he returned to the screen and shouted to Shihua and Luqi: "Is it Jiaojiao? Let her in."

"Did you hear me? I told you to come in!" Cui Jiaojiao was like a proud little peacock. She pushed aside Shihua and Luqi who were blocking her way, stepped through the door, and ran behind the screen in two or three steps.

Then, Cui Jiaojiao was stunned for a moment.

She widened her eyes and said in disbelief, "Oh my God, Zheng'er, your breasts are so big, they are twice as big as mine!"

Fu Yuzheng: ...

Blushing cheeks!

He hurriedly covered Cui Jiaojiao's talkative mouth with a handkerchief!

Gao Ni under the bed also covered his laughing mouth tightly. Not to mention, his woman's breasts were indeed very proud, and they fit his big palm very well. He always grabbed her when she was not careful...

Well, that's a perfect size and the feel is great!

He twisted his fingers gently, just as he was savoring the touch, when suddenly the rustling sound of clothes being taken off reached Gao Ni's ears. He was stunned for only a brief moment, then decisively... covered his ears with his sleeves.

Gao Ni would never eavesdrop before he could figure out whether the sound was made by his woman or not.

Your ears too...keep them clean!

Well, high nickel is just so...psychologically clean!

Qingchuan, who was guarding the corner of the corridor, saw Fu Yuzheng and Cui Jiaojiao walk out of the wing room from afar, and then he ran over to look for his master.

As a result, as soon as I stepped in, I saw Gao Ni slowly crawling out from under the bed.

Qingchuan: ???

After being stunned for a moment, he quickly turned his back, not daring to look at his master's...cowardly look.

Who could have imagined that his master, who was so strong, would be forced to lie under the bed?

If it wasn't Fu Yuzheng, anyone else who dared to make such an unreasonable request would have their head... moved off!

After Gao Ni crawled out, he dusted himself off and ordered Qingchuan in a low voice, "Go, find some poisonous snakes, and ask for..."

Qingchuan immediately obeyed the order and was about to leave when he heard Gao Ni say, "Go get some clean bedding and change the one on this bed. Don't alarm the people in the East Palace."

Qingchuan glanced at the messy and wet mattress. His face remained calm, but the tips of his ears turned red.

~

As soon as Cui Jiaojiao walked out of the room, she clamored to build a fire and roast snake meat for Fu Yuzheng.

Fu Yuzheng glanced at the Crown Princess Chen Daiqiong and Chen Daiyu sitting in the pavilion. She paused slightly and a hint of coldness flashed across her eyes.

Then he said to Cui Jiaojiao: "Come on, Jiaojiao, let's go meet the Crown Princess."

Cui Jiaojiao: ???

She wants to roast snake meat, why would she go to meet the Crown Princess?

Fu Yuzheng grabbed her, who was looking confused, and walked up the stone steps into the pavilion.

"It's Miss Fu and Miss Cui. No need to be polite." Crown Princess Chen Daiqiong concealed the displeasure in her eyes, fanned herself with a round fan, and exchanged a few words of warm greeting.

Fu Yuzheng was in no mood to exchange pleasantries with her, so she interrupted her bluntly, "Crown Princess, we just caught five water snakes in Lotus Lake, and we want to roast them for dinner."

"Does the East Palace have a barbecue grill and seasonings? Lend them to us."

Crown Princess Chen Daiqiong: ???

It’s already very frustrating that the plan failed in the womb!

They are here just to make trouble, borrowing the barbecue grill and grilling something to eat?

Could it be that he guessed that she was the one who released the water snake and came here specifically to declare war?

Fu Yuzheng is here to declare war!

Seeing the Crown Princess hesitate, she sneered:

"Could it be that the Crown Princess doesn't have it?"

"Forget it, I remember Su Liangdi had grilled one before. Hers was specially made by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince out of bronze, so it should be useful."

After saying this, he bowed and left, took Cui Jiaojiao out of the pavilion, and walked towards Su Liangdi's yard.

Crown Princess Chen Daiqiong was so angry that her lips trembled.

It was nothing else but the bronze barbecue grill, which was forged by the current master Dai Lin himself. It was exquisite and beautiful, and the Crown Princess fell in love with it at first sight.

The prince also agreed to reward her.

As a result, Su Liangdi's seductive charm seduced the prince, who changed his mind overnight and was snatched away from her!

Today, Fu Yuzheng deliberately brought this up, how could she not be angry?

"That girl Fu Yuzheng will not die a good death!" said Crown Princess Chen Daiqiong gritting her teeth.

Chen Daiyu snorted heavily: "Sister, we were too soft-hearted just now. We should have used the poisonous snake directly to poison her to death!"

Princess Chen Daiyu did not respond to this.

She didn't have the guts to poison the daughter of Marquis Jingyang.

A little secret negotiation is very different from directly killing a noble lady. If she fails to do it properly, her position as the Crown Princess will be unstable.

So, after a pause, she warned Chen Daiyu again: "Sister, you are not allowed to do anything reckless! Be careful not to cause trouble for our father."

Chen Daiyu pouted in dissatisfaction.

But she still listened to the Crown Princess. Even though her sister forbade her to do so, she did not dare to release the poisonous snake in private.

~

By the way, Fu Yuzheng and Cui Jiaojiao actually came to Su Liangdi's yard, but the guard at the door would not let them in, saying that they were under house arrest.

Fu Yuzheng smiled: "The ban is for Su Liang Di. I am just here to visit her. As long as Su Liang Di does not leave the house, it will not be considered a violation."

The guard looked embarrassed: "This..."

Fu Yuzheng said directly: "I won't make it difficult for you. Just go and ask His Royal Highness the Crown Prince for instructions. I will wait here."

The guard really went, and returned after a while, saying with a smile, "Miss Fu and Miss Cui, please come in."

Su Liangdi in the main hall had already learned about the noise at the door. She even waited at the door in formal attire. As soon as the vermilion door opened, she saw Fu Yuzheng and Cui Jiaojiao.

Su Liangdi really likes Fu Yuzheng from the bottom of her heart. There is no other reason for this. She likes anyone who dares to openly go against the Crown Princess!

When she heard that someone came to borrow the barbecue grill and seasonings, Su Liangdi agreed without hesitation. She asked the eunuch to open the storehouse and bring out the barbecue grill, and ordered the palace maid to go to the kitchen to get the seasonings.

"Miss Fu, if you need anything in the future, feel free to come to me and get it. If I don't have anything, I will ask His Royal Highness the Crown Prince for it for you."

Su Liangdi has a very sweet mouth.

Fu Yuzheng smiled and expressed her gratitude.

She came to Su Liangdi only to cause trouble for the Crown Princess, and had no intention of really making friends with Su Liangdi. So, after a few pleasantries, she took Cui Jiaojiao and left.

Cui Jiaojiao is an expert at barbecue. She quickly built a fire by the lake, washed the five water snakes, and removed their internal organs. Soon they were roasted and the aroma filled the air.

Sprinkle with seasonings and brush with hot sauce.

It’s so delicious!

This attracted many noble ladies to gather around, clamoring for food, and the scene was extremely lively.

When Crown Princess Chen Daiqiong saw this, she felt extremely uncomfortable.

If she doesn't, she will be so angry that she will vomit blood soon!

——Su Liangdi appeared at the barbecue scene in a light yellow palace dress embroidered with lotus flowers, waving a round fan and twisting her waist!

"What's going on? Wasn't Su Liangdi just put under house arrest yesterday? What about the half-month agreement?" Crown Princess Chen Daiyu supported herself on the stone table, stood up quickly, and questioned with raised eyebrows.

Her chief palace maid Cuidie hurried out to inquire about the news and soon returned, saying, "Your Highness, the Crown Princess, the Crown Prince just sent a message saying that Su Liangdi has made great contributions and will be released early."

Crown Princess Chen Daiqiong frowned and asked, "A merit? What merit?"

Cuidie shook her head and said, "I don't know about this."

Crown Princess Chen Daiqiong left Chen Daiyu behind and rushed to find the Crown Prince to get to the bottom of things.

As a result, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince smiled and said, "Su Liangdi has caught Fu Yuzheng's eye and can help me win over Gao Ni's sweetheart, so she is naturally meritorious."

Crown Princess Chen Daiqiong: ???

It was because of this that she almost fell over in anger!

Soon, she reacted and refuted strongly: "Gao Ni has already broken off the engagement, Fu Yuzheng can't be considered his sweetheart."

The Crown Prince smiled and said, "You don't know Gao Ni at all. With his cruel temper, if he really didn't care about Fu Yuzheng, he would have killed her when they had a misunderstanding last time. How could he let her live like this until now?"

"I am sure that Gao Ni will get engaged again."

When Princess Chen Daiqiong heard this, she suddenly felt panicked.

My face started to turn pale involuntarily.

"Crown Princess, what's wrong with you?" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince noticed that her face was not right and asked casually.

Crown Princess Chen Daiqiong forced a smile: "It's okay, maybe I'm just tired. I'll go and rest for a while."

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince didn't care about her at all, so he waved his hand and let her leave.

As soon as she left the prince, Princess Chen Daiqiong became more and more panicked, always feeling that something was going to happen.

She looked around fearfully, afraid that Gao Ni would suddenly appear and stare at her with cold eyes like last time, and then force her to bow to Fu Yuzheng and hand her some "calming tea".

She hasn't forgotten the embarrassing scene of handing over the "calming tea" last time.

It is simply a disgrace in her career as a Crown Princess!

Suddenly, Chen Daiqiong remembered that Gao Ni had not been in the capital recently. It seemed that he had gone out of the capital to do business for Emperor Jingde and had not returned yet.

Thinking of this, she felt relieved again.

He quickly instructed the head palace maid Cuidie, "Go to the storehouse and find some valuable things. The more expensive the better!"

The water snake was released to scare Fu Yuzheng. Even though she didn't scare her, Fu Yuzheng seemed to have guessed the truth and became angry.

If you want to make amends, you can only spend money to avoid disaster!

Be sure to coax Fu Yuzheng before Gao Ni returns to Beijing.

Unexpectedly, before Cuidie left, the master and servants suddenly fell to the ground with a muffled sound. They were knocked unconscious by someone's knife.

When the Crown Princess appeared in front of everyone again, she was already sleeping in the boat, drifting on the Lotus Lake.

Suddenly, the boat capsized, and Princess Chen Daiqiong fell into the lake with a splash.

After she woke up in shock, she started screaming and howling.

"what--"

"Help me—"

"snake--"

"Snake——"

"Help me—"

This attracted all the ladies and gentlemen playing by the lake to look over, and they saw the Crown Princess splashing around in the water, splashing water everywhere!

When the guards jumped into the lake and pulled her out, both of her legs had been bitten by poisonous snakes and her calves were swollen and black.

Although the imperial physician rushed to rescue her, after checking her injuries, he asked the Crown Prince for instructions: "To save the Crown Princess' life, you have to... amputate both of her legs."

The prince was stunned. Does that mean he is disabled?

But saving lives was important, so the prince nodded decisively.

In this way, Chen Daiqiong's life was saved, but she lost her legs forever!

Oh no, the thigh was saved, but the part below the knee was all... gone!