I'm reborn, only a fool would spoil you

What makes Zhao's mother want to die even more is yet to come.

Early that morning, Fu Yuzheng was sleeping soundly when suddenly her lips and chin began to itch. She pouted and turned over to continue sleeping. Unexpectedly, the itch started again after a while.

This disturbed her sleep and she woke up rubbing her eyes.

But Gao Ni had woken up long ago and was playing with a strand of her hair.

—touching her lips from time to time.

Fu Yuzheng: ...

It turned out that it was this bastard who disturbed her sweet dream!

She said unhappily, "Brother Ni, why don't you go to work? Didn't you say you have something important to do today?"

Normally at this time, the damn man would have gone to the Imperial Guard, but he didn't go today, which made her unable to sleep well.

What a dog man!

Gao Ni didn't feel like a dog at all. He brushed her pouting red lips with his hair again, then smiled and said:

"It's something important. Madam Zhao kneeled down and apologized to Dieyi a thousand times. Do you want to go and see?"

Fu Yuzheng: ???

Was it arranged for today?

With such excitement, how could she miss it?

"Go, of course!"

After saying that, Fu Yuzheng lifted the quilt and was about to get out of bed to put on her clothes.

At this time, Gao Ni grabbed her small waist and asked for credit with a smile: "If I hadn't been waiting for you, I would have let them start a long time ago. Should I be rewarded?"

Fu Yuzheng: ...

This bastard is really good at taking credit.

"Okay, Brother Nickel loves his wife the most."

Fu Yuzheng said this with a smile, then she held the man's face with both hands, lowered her head and kissed his red lips.

Afraid that he would dislike her quick touch, Fu Yuzheng deliberately lingered on his lips for a few more seconds before leaving.

Unexpectedly, high nickel content was not enough.

He turned over and pressed his wife under him, kissing her fiercely. Then, he became more and more dishonest and tore off her clothes.

Fu Yuzheng: ???

No way, the reward he was talking about was not just a kiss?

joke!

They are all married!

How could Gao Ni spend so much time just to ask for a kiss? Or was it just a perfunctory kiss?

"But, brother Ni, we just did it before going to bed last night." Fu Yuzheng said, leaning against the man's chest.

Gao Ni quickly took out a contraceptive pill from under his pillow and ate it, then said with a smile: "Once a day is not enough? You know, I'm not that useless bastard!"

Fu Yuzheng: ...

She finally understood that the bastard had woken her up early not because he was in a hurry to take her to watch "Mrs. Zhao kneeled down to apologize to Dieyi", but because he was in a hurry...

As I was thinking about it, the bed curtains began to shake violently...

~

There is always a constant flow of people and cars at the city gate.

Today, it’s even more lively.

Because the Jinyiwei brought Zhao's mother here, knelt down to apologize to Princess Dieyi, and posted a notice one day in advance.

So, before Zhao's mother showed up, the streets near the city gate were already crowded with people.

After the Jinyiwei arrived with Zhao's mother, the people began to throw rotten eggs and vegetable leaves to vent their anger.

There was also a group of little boys about seven or eight years old from the countryside, who all took out black things from the bamboo baskets.

"This old nun is a bad woman, an old witch!"

"Come on, brothers, smash it with me!"

After the leader shouted the slogan, the little boys all aimed the toys in their hands at Zhao's mother's head and body and threw them at her like cannonballs.

"Ouch, ouch, what is this?" Mother Zhao screamed in pain with her eyes closed.

As a result, when she opened her mouth, several small things flew into her mouth.

Wow, it stinks!

At this moment, the group of little boys from the countryside laughed so hard that their mouths were crooked:

"Hahaha, the old nun ate horse manure!"

"She ate the horse manure I threw at her!"

"And mine!"

what?

Horse manure?

After being shocked, Zhao's mother started vomiting violently, even vomiting acid!

But horse manure was stinky. No matter how much she spit it out, her mouth always smelled like shit!

What's more, when she was vomiting, the black horse manure continued to come in, and a lot of it stuck to her bald head.

Dieyi had arrived long ago. Mu Shaoheng and Fu Yusu accompanied her and stood on the high city wall, looking down at Zhao's mother who was being despised by a group of country kids.

"These country kids are interesting. They even brought horse manure with them." Dieyi smiled at Fu Yusu.

Fu Yushu smiled and nodded: "It's really an eye-opener."

In the past, Fu Yusu had only seen people throwing rotten eggs and vegetable leaves, but this was the first time he had seen people throwing small balls of horse manure.

It's really unique.

Mu Shaoheng also laughed. Gao Ni was indeed worthy of its name Gao Ni. It could even arrange horse manure, and even used the hands of a country kid. It looked so natural no matter how you looked at it!

"What a genius!" Mu Shaoheng laughed.

At this moment, a figure came up from the stairs. Mu Shaoheng turned his head and saw that it was Fu Xiaozhen.

"Third uncle is here too?" In Mu Shaoheng's eyes, Fu Xiaozhen is not someone who likes to join in the fun.

Fu Xiaozhen came up to him, bowed respectfully, and then said with a smile: "I was doing errands in the nearby street. I saw that there were so many people here, and thought you were here, so I came to take a look."

Mu Shaoheng smiled and patted his shoulder.

At this time, Dieyi came over and said, "Hello, Third Uncle."

Fu Xiaozhen turned her head and saw Dieyi, who was wearing a purple dress, with a smiling face and clear eyes. She was in a good mental state and was obviously not affected by the humiliation at all.

Fu Xiaozhen felt inexplicably relieved.

"Princess, it's been a while since we last met. I hope you are well." Fu Xiaozhen greeted.

After the greetings, Dieyi smiled and stretched out his hand: "Uncle San, you still owe me something."

Fu Xiaozhen was stunned for a moment, then remembered something.

He smiled and took out two small cans of chili sauce from his pocket, handed them over and said, "Here."

Dieyi smiled: "Uncle San didn't just come here today, he came here specially to give me the chili sauce, right?"

Fu Xiaozhen smiled: "It's both on the way and on purpose. I saw the notice posted by the Royal Guards yesterday."

"Uncle San, that's so thoughtful. Thank you." Dieyi held a small can of chili sauce in one hand and thanked him with a bright smile.

At this time, another colleague from the Ministry of Revenue shouted anxiously from the bottom of the tower: "Minister of Revenue, Minister of Revenue, Mr. Fu..."

Fu Xiaozhen heard it and hurriedly said goodbye to Dieyi, Mu Shaoheng and Fu Yushu: "I'm out on business today. Time is tight and I can't stay long. See you next time."

After that, he turned around and left.

Unexpectedly, just as he entered the corridor, he heard hurried footsteps behind him. He turned around and saw that it was Dieyi who caught up with him.

"Princess, is there something wrong?" Fu Xiaozhen asked seriously.

Dieyi smiled and said, "Of course. When we went out for a walk outside the city, you promised me that you would fry some chili sauce for me. When will you fulfill your promise? I'm still waiting."

Fu Xiaozhen smiled and said, "Okay, the day after tomorrow, I will invite the princess to come to my house to watch. How about that?"

"Then it's a deal!" After saying that, Dieyi lifted her skirt with satisfaction, turned around and went back to the city wall.

Fu Xiaozhen watched her figure disappear silently before turning and leaving.

After Fu Xiaozhen left, Cui Jiaojiao arrived in a carriage. She introduced herself to the general guarding the city tower - she was the sister-in-law of Princess Zhenbian. Then she was allowed to climb onto the city tower.

"Shu'er, when will it start?" Cui Jiaojiao waited for a quarter of an hour, but Zhao's mother did not come to kneel down and admit her mistake.

Fu Yushu shook his head: "We are waiting too."

Mu Shaoheng sent someone to call Qingchuan and asked, "Qingchuan, it's almost time. When do we start?"

Qingchuan said seriously: "Your Majesty, we can start when our boss and the young lady arrive."

When Mu Shaoheng heard this, he knew...he would have to wait.

It's nothing, every time Gao Ni and Fu Yuzheng go out together, they have to take a long time to get there.

Therefore, Mu Shaoheng turned around and called Fu Yushu, Dieyi and Cui Jiaojiao: "Sit down for a while and have some fruits and snacks. It will take at least a while before we can start."

Cui Jiaojiao: ???

"What are Zheng'er and Gao Ni doing? They are always late."

Cui Jiaojiao was extremely puzzled. If it were her, she would be eager to come early to see such a lively scene. How could she be late?

As Mu Shaoheng expected, after waiting for another quarter of an hour, Gao Ni's carriage slowly drove over. Then, a Jinyiwei came up and asked them to get off the tower.

At the crowded city gate, Dieyi was sitting in an armchair, looking at Zhao's mother, who was covered in horse manure, with disgust.

"Don't get too close, just three feet (about ten meters) away."

Hearing this, the Jinyiwei stopped moving forward and took Zhao's mother back three or four steps before ordering, "Kneel—"

Mother Zhao was extremely unwilling, but it was an imperial decree and she could not disobey.

I had to kneel down on my knees.

The Royal Guards shouted again: "Apologize to the princess."

When Zhao's mother thought about the apology, she wanted to die.

What kind of apology?

It's the one she copied a thousand times!

Tell me, how could Zhao's mother, who is so concerned about her reputation, say that?

So he knelt there for a long time without starting.

Gao Ni in the carriage saw this and laughed loudly:

"Why, you don't want to? Qingchuan, escort her directly to the Northeast, and then write a letter to the Ministry of Personnel to dismiss Zhao Shuyuan from his position and never employ him again in this life."

Zhao’s mother: ???

Hearing this, he was so frightened that he didn't care about anything else. He immediately kowtowed to Dieyi and said:

"I am a bitch who deserves to die. Not only am I a bitch, but my words are even more bitchy.

I couldn't bear to see the princess look down on my son, so I maliciously attacked the princess in an attempt to save my son's face...

I should be despised by everyone!

In this life, the next life, and the next life, I will not be able to live as a human being again! I should work like a cow or a horse, and atone for my sins to Princess Dieyi for all eternity..."

After finishing the first time, Gao Ni gave Qingchuan a look.

Qingchuan understood and immediately said to Zhao's mother: "You kowtowed too softly and your voice was too quiet. The princess couldn't hear you, so it doesn't count. Start over!"

Zhao’s mother: ???

Damn it!

I was supposed to apologize a thousand times, but now I have to add an extra one, making it a thousand and first?

Not wanting to drag her son down any further, Zhao's mother could only kowtow heavily and then shouted loudly.

Unexpectedly, every time Qingchuan said that his voice was too soft and the princess couldn't hear it.

This forced Zhao's mother to scream hysterically. By the time she finished the one thousand and two times, her voice had become hoarse like a duck's and was burning with pain.

"Okay, escort him out of the city." Gao Ni waved his hand.

Immediately, two Jinyiwei pushed a prison cart over, grabbed Zhao's mother and were about to throw her in.

Prison van?

Insulting her like that?

How could Zhao's mother be willing to go?

But now that things have come to this, how can she do anything about it?

Two Jinyiwei carried her and stuffed her in, not forgetting to close the door of the prison van and lock it!

The crowd continued to throw rotten vegetable leaves.

Just like that, the widow of the former imperial tutor was escorted out of the capital without any dignity, like a prisoner.

He staggered all the way to the northeast.