I'm reborn, only a fool would spoil you

As soon as the thought of breaking up the loving couple Dieyi and Third Uncle came to mind, the breakfast in the old lady's mouth became fragrant!

"These shrimp dumplings are delicious. Give them more chili."

The old lady changed her dejected look and started to enjoy the delicious food with a smile.

Suddenly, she remembered the can of chili sauce from the day before. It was spicy with a hint of sesame flavor, much more delicious than the chili oil on the plate today.

"Go, ask the kitchen manager to bring up the chili sauce from last night." The old lady put down her golden chopsticks and instructed the little maid who was serving beside her.

"Oh." The little maid responded and turned and went out.

You know, people in the southwest love spicy food, and Lao Taijun is one of them.

There is a huge difference between this chili sauce and chili sauce.

——Delicious chili sauce can enhance the deliciousness of food, while unpalatable chili sauce can do the opposite.

The old lady loved the chili sauce she had the night before. Now that the chili sauce hadn't arrived yet, she would rather put down her chopsticks and wait than eat it.

Soon, the little maid came back.

The old lady looked over with joy, only to see that the little maid had nothing in her hands, and the kitchen manager following behind her also had nothing in her hands.

So, the chili sauce didn’t come, only a useless person came?

Seeing the old lady's disappointed look, the kitchen manager hurried forward, bowed and said, "Good morning, old lady..."

Before he finished speaking, the old lady interrupted impatiently: "Stop talking nonsense, where is the chili sauce?"

The kitchen manager said with a big smile on his face, "My dear old lady, that chili sauce is not from our Mu Mansion. It was brought back by the princess from outside."

Did Dieyi buy it from outside?

That’s easy. Just ask Dieyi where he bought it and stock up a few more cans.

Thinking of this, the old lady immediately ordered the maid, "Go get a can from the princess, and ask where she bought it."

"Hey." The little maid took the order and left.

Unexpectedly, he came back empty-handed a quarter of an hour later, and said with a look of embarrassment:

"Old Madam, the princess said that the chili sauce cannot be bought with money, but was fried by the princess's third uncle himself."

Old Lady: ???

Does Fu Yusu's third uncle have such good skills?

After being shocked, the old lady nodded and smiled: "Not bad, not bad."

Then, she called the butler who was standing by and said with a smile:

"Butler, go to the princess's parents' home later and ask her uncle to fry a few cans of chili sauce for me. Just tell him it's delicious and I like it very much."

housekeeper:? ? ?

No way, he just made the princess angry and sent her back to her parents’ home yesterday, and today he actually has the nerve to ask his uncle to give him fried chili sauce for free?

This……

Aren’t you too shameless?

Are you thinking too highly of yourself?

If it were at a different time, the two families would be in-laws, and the princess's third uncle would be able to serve the old lady.

But now...

Maybe the third uncle is angry because his niece was beaten... How can he fry chili oil for the old lady?

You're just overthinking it!

However, the butler did not have the courage to speak the truth openly, and only pointed it out tactfully:

"You don't know, old lady, but the princess's third uncle is the Minister of the Ministry of Revenue. He is very busy on weekdays and I'm afraid he doesn't have time to make it now."

Old Lady: ???

You have time to bomb Dieyi, but not time to bomb her?

She is the old lady of the Southwest Mu Mansion. She is giving face to her third uncle by being willing to eat. Why is he still acting so arrogant?

"Go, stop talking nonsense. Today is a day off, and her third uncle is at home. Go and get a few cans in person!"

The old lady gave the order directly, without giving the butler any chance to refuse, and waved her hand to send him away.

housekeeper:……

Oh, forget it. Even though I know I’ll be rejected, I have no choice but to go there in person.

After the housekeeper left, the old lady remembered, why bother going far away? Didn't Dieyi have ready-made chili sauce? Just take it and eat it.

"Go, get a can from the princess first." The old lady instructed the maid.

Unexpectedly, the little maid replied: "I have already asked the princess for some, but the princess said...she has finished eating."

"Bullshit, there was still half a jar left the night before yesterday. How long has it been since you ate it all?" The old lady got furious when she heard this and spoke in a very aggressive tone.

Little maid: ...

Of course, she also knew that the princess was deliberately making excuses and refusing to share the food with the old lady.

But what can she do?

The princess said “it’s gone”, could she still snatch it away by force?

The little maid didn't dare to snatch it, but the old lady did!

In order to have a delicious breakfast and a delicious lunch today, the old lady took the risk and once again brought her group of soft, lamb-like maids and servants to Dieyi's yard.

At this time, Dieyi was taking a nap and was very annoyed by the old lady's repeated disturbances.

Hearing that the old lady had come again, and this time asked for the chili sauce that her uncle had fried for her, Dieyi became even more annoyed.

Dieyi got up immediately and took out seven, eight, nine, ten... bottles of chili sauce from the cupboard. She moved them all out at once and placed them on the Eight Immortals Table where the old lady was sitting.

"Mother, all the chili sauce is here." Dieyi pointed with her finger.

When the old lady saw the red chili sauce neatly arranged in three rows, she was so happy that she immediately smiled and said, "Dieyi is so thoughtful. Mother will accept all of it."

Did you accept all of them?

When Dieyi heard this, she was stunned at first, then she understood what was going on and a sarcastic smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

The sarcastic old lady didn't see it, but she soon couldn't laugh anymore, because she finally saw clearly - the chili sauce jars in front of her were indeed neatly arranged in three rows, but every bottle... was empty!

The reason why it looks red at first glance is just that there is some red oil left on the glass wall that has not been licked off!

The smile on the old lady's face froze.

After coming to her senses, the old lady scolded, "Asshole, you just use some empty bottles to fool your mother?"

Dieyi rolled her eyes and said impatiently:

"I have already told mother's maid that my daughter has eaten everything. Now mother has also seen that there are only some empty bottles left."

"If mother doesn't mind, you can take all these bottles back. There's still a little bit of residue on the glass wall. If you scrape it off, it can still be used for the meal."

Old Lady: ???

Think of her as a beggar and still shave her?

His face suddenly became extremely gloomy.

With her dead look, perhaps other servants in the mansion would be afraid of her, but Dieyi was not afraid at all.

Knowing that this old woman had a limited IQ, Dieyi thought about it and simply lied to her:

"Mother, I heard that you asked the butler to go to Jingyang Marquis's mansion to ask Uncle San for chili sauce?"

"You don't know that Third Uncle is a man of character. He doesn't easily give face to others. If you rashly ask a servant to ask for it, he will definitely be rejected."

"How about this, I will go to the Marquis of Jingyang's mansion in person. Maybe I can help mother get a few cans back because of our friendship."

After hearing these words, the old lady believed them to be true.

She immediately urged: "What are you waiting for? Go now!"

"Well, my daughter, just wash up and leave now." After saying this, Dieyi openly left the noisy old lady and went back to the inner room to dress up.

Half an hour later, Dieyi, who was dressed beautifully, took a small bag, led a few personal maids, and got on the carriage heading to the Jingyang Marquis Mansion.

One of the maids asked, "Princess, how many days do you plan to stay at the princess's home this time?"

Hey, weren't you going to ask Uncle San for chili sauce? How did it become checking in?

Well, this is Dieyi’s wisdom.

She clearly said that she wanted to go live with her sister-in-law's parents. At this critical moment when the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were having a conflict, how could the old lady be willing to let her go?

If you make up a reason, the ending will be different - the old lady not only lets the man go without hesitation, but also urges Dieyi to leave quickly.

Dieyi, who had successfully escaped, smiled and replied to the maid: "Of course, my brother and his wife will stay for a few days, and the rest of us will follow them."

The old lady is such a troublemaker, who would want to live next to her? Just dealing with her would keep me busy all day long!

Dieyi would never treat herself so badly. Naturally, she would hide away for a few days and enjoy the peace and quiet.

What's more, living in the Marquis of Jingyang's Mansion, I can see my third uncle often.

Thinking of her Third Uncle, the smile in Dieyi's eyes became more intense, with a hint of shyness.

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It is said that the butler was ordered to go to Jingyang Marquis's Mansion to ask the third uncle for chili sauce.

After arriving at the Marquis of Jingyang's Mansion, the butler originally wanted to go and pay a visit to his own prince and princess first, but he never expected that the prince, princess, Gao Ni, and Fu Yuzheng had gone out together, leaving him empty-handed.

He had no choice but to go directly to the third room to look for his third uncle Fu Xiaozhen.

At that time, Fu Xiaozhen was writing a love letter to Dieyi in the study. Just as she wrote the four words "Dieyi, dear", the concierge came to report:

"Third Master, the steward of the Mu Mansion wants to see you urgently."

Wooden palace?

Southwestern Wood Mansion?

Shuer’s in-laws’ family?

Fu Xiaozhen felt quite puzzled. Mu Shaoheng and Shu'er were currently living in the main house. Even if there was something, they would send their trusted servants and maids over. Why would they go so far as to specially dispatch the housekeeper from the Mu Mansion?

With this doubt, Fu Xiaozhen nodded and said, "Let him come to the study."

Not long after, the housekeeper came and reluctantly told the old lady what she meant.

Fu Xiaozhen: ???

That old lady was really shameless. As the third uncle, she did not go to the Mu Mansion in person to seek justice for Shu'er. This was already a concession she made for Mu Shaoheng's sake.

The old lady was so shameless as to order him to fry the chili sauce?

"Butler, please forgive me for being blunt, but I would be happy to fry a few cans of chili sauce myself."

"But there is one condition. Your old lady has to come and pick it up in person. First, she has to sincerely apologize to my niece in front of me before I can give her the chili sauce."

housekeeper:? ? ?

Well, he had known for a long time that his uncle would definitely refuse, but he didn't expect that he would come up with such a tough way of refusing.

After hearing this, the old lady would probably be so angry that she would fall down, right?