I'm reborn, only a fool would spoil you

Chapter 30 Who are you plotting against?

In the martial arts training ground, the Grand Consort and Prince Chun were waiting for Gao Ni but he didn't show up.

Prince Chun couldn't help but teased him, "Gao Ni, that guy, doesn't want his brothers anymore now that he has a woman. I'll prepare three pots of strong liquor and punish him to death!"

Just as he finished speaking, he suddenly saw a man and a woman walking side by side on the cobblestone path in the garden in the distance.

The man's unchanging black brocade clothes are made of high nickel.

The woman was a rare sight, wearing a crabapple red long skirt with a bright red belt outlining her plump breasts and slender waist. She walked among the flowers and willows, like a fluttering red butterfly, attracting a lot of attention.

When he got closer, he saw that the girl's small face, which was the size of a palm, was dazzlingly white, whiter than the first snow in winter. That touch of white alone was enough to kill a man!

What's more, she walks gracefully, and every step she takes can accurately step on the heart of a man, making him feel itchy. Even the beauties walking out of ancient paintings are not as graceful as her.

The eldest son-in-law Guo Zixiao was not a beautiful person, but he couldn't help but look at Fu Yuzheng twice more.

Prince Chun Xiao Wuyang was even more so, his eyes were glued to Fu Yuzheng, and he couldn't bear to move away, and he kept sighing: "There are such beauties in the world."

It was not until a punch hit him in the face that Prince Chun came to his senses with a cry, covering his face in pain.

The one that hit him was naturally high nickel.

"If you dare look at your sister-in-law like that again, I'll gouge out your eyes!" Gao Ni warned bluntly.

She is my sister-in-law?

Chun Jun Wang Xiao Wuyang finally understood why Gao Ni didn't even want his brothers when he had her, and he urged him three times before he was willing to come. Fuck, with such a beauty by his side, only a fool would want a brother who was covered in stinky sweat and could kill him!

"Hello, sister-in-law." Chun Jun Wang Xiao Wuyang smiled and greeted Fu Yuzheng as seriously as possible, "I am Gao Ni's best brother, the kind that we can wear the same pants as."

"Get lost! Who wants to share the same pants with you?" Gao Ni stepped forward and stood in front of Prince Chun Xiao Wuyang, blocking his gaze from glancing at Fu Yuzheng.

"Stingy." Pursing his lips, Prince Chun Xiao Wuyang withdrew his gaze.

Grand Consort Guo Zixiao smiled at Fu Yuzheng and said, "Sister-in-law, please forgive me for making fun of you. Prince Chun likes to joke around. You will understand after seeing him more often."

They kept calling her "sister-in-law" left and right, and Fu Yuzheng's face turned red with embarrassment at the blunt words they said.

After hesitating for a while, Fu Yuzheng mustered up the courage to correct: "Grand Prince Consort and Prince Chun, just call me Miss Fu San." As for the ambiguous title of sister-in-law, let's talk about it later...

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, the Prince Consort and Prince Chun burst into laughter.

You Qi, Prince Chun, was so happy that he bent over with laughter, and he kept hitting Gao Ni's shoulder and teasing, "Sister-in-law doesn't recognize her, is it because you didn't get her to accept you?"

Gao Ni kicked Prince Chun's thigh and said, "Get lost."

Prince Chun dodged with a nimble leap: "You look so guilty, there must be something missing..." He leaned back to Gao Ni's ear, "I'm afraid the missing step is... the most critical step."

Gao Ni quickly glanced at Fu Yuzheng, and at the same time, he slammed his elbow into Prince Chun's chest: "Shut up, man."

Prince Chun burst into laughter again, but this time he didn't dare laugh out loud. He held his aching chest and tried to hold back his laughter.

The eldest son-in-law also turned his head and smiled secretly.

Fu Yuzheng: ...

Although there is no evidence, I always feel that they are telling dirty jokes?

However, Fu Yuzheng never dwelled on things without sufficient evidence. From the way the three of them got along, Fu Yuzheng had guessed that the Grand Prince Consort and Prince Chun were close friends of Gao Ni, the kind with whom they could talk about anything.

The laughter here attracted everyone's attention, especially Chen Daiyu and her group of sisters who followed along.

"I don't know what tricks Miss Fu San used to integrate into Mr. Gao's circle of friends so quickly?"

But they knew that Chen Daiyu had been fluttering around for several years, and not only had she not gotten close to Gao Ni, even the Grand Consort and Prince Chun had not gotten close to her.

Whenever they were about to get close, they would quickly turn around and leave, as if they were avoiding the plague.

Chen Daiyu looked at the scene where the Grand Consort and Prince Chun were smiling at Fu Yuzheng, and said disdainfully: "What kind of trick can it be? It's just a seductive trick of a slutty fox!"

"How long can you be happy if you serve others with your beauty?"

Just wait, she will be shown what’s on her mind soon!

The martial arts training ground has always been the home turf of men, with girls at most just standing by to watch and make up the numbers. However, because of Gao Ni's participation in the pot-tossing competition, many noble ladies gathered to watch.

There are three floors inside and three floors outside.

Fu Yuzheng noticed that Chen Daiyu and her group of sisters had also come, and they deliberately moved closer to her. If a "love rival" suddenly gets close to her, there must be something fishy.

Fu Yuzheng cautiously moved away and went around in a circle to the other side.

On the way, they met several maids who were serving tea and water. Suddenly, one of the maids stumbled, and a pot of fruit wine brushed against Fu Yuzheng's waist and fell, wetting a large area of ​​her skirt.

"Oh, I deserve to die, I deserve to die..."

The maidservant was so frightened that her face turned pale. Fu Yuzheng knew that there might be something fishy going on but she couldn't get angry. After all, in the eldest princess's farm, one had to look at the owner before beating the dog.

Just wait and see how the other party responds.

As expected, the maid gave a classic solution: "There are clean clothes in Zizhu Pavilion nearby. If Miss Fu San doesn't mind, please follow me."

Fu Yuzheng understood immediately that the conspiracy was not in the clothes, but in that room where no one could get any help.

Fu Yuzheng shook her head and smiled, "Don't bother with that. The spring breeze is blowing gently, and the hem of the skirt will automatically... dry in a little while."

Maid: ???

Why doesn't Miss Fu San play by the rules?

Fu Yuzheng walked forward with a faint smile, leaving the dumbfounded maid behind to stare blankly.

"Idiot!" Chen Daiyu's eyes were as sharp as swords. If eyes could really kill, she would have chopped off the hands of that stupid maid and fed her to the dogs long ago!

What skirt is wet? Directly on the chest!

"Can I do it again... again?" The maidservant was reluctant to accept the money and took the initiative to redeem her mistake.

Chen Daiyu was anxious to see Fu Yuzheng get into trouble, so she urged her to go without thinking.

When the same maid approached again with fruit wine, Fu Yuzheng almost laughed out loud.

——She finally understood why Gao Ni looked down on Chen Daiyu. She was just a big-breasted and brainless person with no brains!

——Any fool knows not to fall into the same pit twice, but Chen Daiyu actually dared to repeat the same clumsy trick for the second time? !

Fu Yuzheng pretended not to see through it, holding a handkerchief and walking to Gao Shu's side, pretending to ask: "I heard that Sister Shu is the best friend of the Prime Minister's daughter Chen Daiyu?"

Gao Shu snorted contemptuously: "Do you think you can find out about Chen Daiyu?"

It was as if Chen Daiyu's status was much higher than Fu Yuzheng's, and her words were full of contempt. In fact, they were both daughters of powerful officials, but she had an extra sister, the Crown Princess, who was still not favored.

Seeing the maid arrive, Fu Yuzheng pretended to be slightly annoyed: "If you don't want to reveal it, forget it!" She flicked her handkerchief and turned to leave. As she turned around, she bumped into the maid fiercely, and then pushed the fruit wine accurately with her little hand...

"Ouch, my dress!"

Gao Shu screamed and looked down at her chest in annoyance, which was soaked with water.

The spring skirt was thin to begin with, and when it got wet it stuck to the chest, making the two raised little hillocks look very abrupt.

The screams attracted everyone's attention, it was so embarrassing. A man whistled in an indecent manner, which made Gao Shu so embarrassed that she quickly crossed her arms to cover her chest.

Fortunately, Gao Shu was very familiar with the eldest princess's farm, and she hurried to the nearby Zizhuxuan. She knew that Zizhuxuan always had replacement clothes available all year round.

When the maid saw that it was Gao Shu who came in, her face turned pale with panic.

Chen Daiyu wanted to save her, but she couldn't find a good way to do it. Gao Shu's steps were too fast and impatient, and she couldn't stop her quietly in time.

Soon, a ghost-like scream was heard from Zizhuxuan!

"what--"

"Help--"

“Help—ah—”