Siheyuan: The opening earthquake of stealing and replacing pillars

After entering the central courtyard, I saw Qin Huairu standing by the sink washing clothes. This woman is really hardworking. It's so cold and the water is freezing. Others are trying to avoid it, but she just goes wherever it's cool!

He Yuzhu was too lazy to even look at Qin Huairu. Ever since he asked for the eighty yuan back that day, he had never been kind to the Jia family, including Xiaodang and Huaihua. Although it was a grudge from the previous generation, these two girls were not easy to deal with. They tried every means to make amends for their mother, hoping that she would change her mind. Grandma, it was not easy to get rid of your family, and you still want to expect us to come back? Dream on!

After returning home, He Yuzhu started writing Spring Festival couplets.

Spring Festival couplets are also very particular. In the past, they would definitely write "good luck and good fortune" or "good luck and good luck" to hope for a good omen! But after the movement, everything changed. The good Spring Festival couplets became slogans, such as "work hard to produce" and "forget yourself and your family but not your country". In fact, they are all empty words and none of them are from the heart.

Now the times have changed again, and the good days of the four-member group are over. It is not an exaggeration to say that the whole country is celebrating. Therefore, Spring Festival couplets can no longer be empty cannons like before, but must be practical. What do we ordinary people want to see most? Of course, peace in the world.

Thinking of this, He Yuzhu picked up his pen and wrote "Good weather and good harvest every year, everything goes well and everyone strives for a well-off life!", and the horizontal banner read "Better every year!", haha, how exciting, this is the voice of our people! Then he wrote several pairs according to this template, one for the main house, one for the north room, one for the kitchen, one for the bathroom, plus "Happiness at the door" and "Window stickers", there are only a hundred or so words, and it took only 20 minutes to finish (collecting four pairs, whoever has a good couplet please sign up! It must be in line with the current social situation!).

He Yuzhu deliberately wrote very plain words because he didn't want to attract attention. There was also a teacher named Yan in the courtyard. If his handwriting was too beautiful, Teacher Yan would definitely be jealous and would gossip behind his back. It was so annoying!

After going to the kitchen to boil a bowl of paste, He Yuzhu began to paste the Spring Festival couplets.

“Nice handwriting!”

Yi Zhonghai appeared behind He Yuzhu with his hands in his pockets. The old guy was in a good mood recently. No one knew what kind of magic Banggeng used to make the old couple serve him with smiles. In short, he now treated Banggeng like his own grandson.

"I'm also a beginner and can't compare with the third uncle!" He Yuzhu didn't look back.

"What are you competing with him? Uncle San is a teacher, but you are not bad either. You can write like this as a beginner!" Yi Zhonghai praised.

The weasel is wishing a happy new year to the chicken. This old guy must be up to no good!

He Yuzhu stopped what he was doing and asked, "Uncle, what's the matter?"

"It's just a small thing, Zhuzi, I told you, we should all celebrate together tonight, just like last year, it will be more lively with more people!" Yi Zhonghai thought that he had lowered his posture and He Yuzhu would definitely agree, but he was wrong!

"What a coincidence. This year I don't want to join in the fun. I just want to be alone. Master, I won't serve you now!"

After saying that, He Yuzhu went straight to the backyard.

"Uncle, did Shazhu agree?" Qin Huairu ran out and asked.

Yi Zhonghai shook his head helplessly: "I think we should not count on him this year, Huairu, don't take it to heart. Zhuzi has a knot in his heart, and it can't be solved in a short time, so you should be more understanding!"

"It's all my fault. If I hadn't agreed to Banggeng following Xu Damao, so many things wouldn't have happened!" Qin Huairu said sadly.

Yi Zhonghai looked at the gate of the He family and said with emotion: "Alas, life is always full of ups and downs. Just get through this year peacefully. Maybe Zhuzi's heart will return next year!"

"hope so!"

Qin Huairu felt there was little hope.

……

As the lights came on, Ma Hua brought dumplings to He Yuzhu.

"Master, Happy New Year! Your disciple wishes you a happy new year!"

He Yuzhu accepted Ma Hua's gift with a smile, and then gave him a red envelope: "Aren't you going home? Why haven't you left yet?"

Ma Hua smiled and said, "I am waiting to serve you dumplings. Honestly, Master, please come with me. You are alone at home. It is so lonely!"

He Yuzhu also wanted to move around. He didn't have many friends, so it would be nice to chat with the elders. But when he thought about it being a master to spend the New Year at his apprentice's home, he felt it was inappropriate. After all, he wasn't old enough to need someone to take care of him!

"I won't go over there. Please wish your mother a happy new year for me. By the way, take these New Year goods with you. They are specially prepared for you!" He Yuzhu handed the prepared New Year goods to Ma Hua.

Ma Hua quickly declined, "Master, no need, we have them at home!"

"Take it, this is a little gift from me!"

Seeing that he couldn't refuse, Ma Hua had no choice but to accept it.

……

After eating dumplings at home, He Yuzhu started listening to the radio. There is already a Spring Festival Gala, but it is broadcast on the radio. There is no other way, television is not yet popular, and ordinary people can only listen to the radio at home.

Around six o'clock, every household started setting off firecrackers, instantly pushing the New Year's atmosphere to a climax. When He Yuzhu saw that the time was almost up, he also came to the yard with a firecracker with 10,000 bangs. The firecrackers these days were genuine. Once the wire was lit, they would start to explode with a crackling sound, which hurt people's eardrums.

After the firecrackers were finished, He Yuzhu mixed another plate of beef and a plate of peanuts for himself, then took out a bottle of Moutai from the space and wanted to have a drink, but drinking alone was really boring, so after thinking about it, he decided to bring Xu Damao over.

He Yuzhu did it as soon as he thought of it. He came to the backyard. Xu Damao was watching TV at home. He just pushed the door open since it was not locked.

"Silly Zhu, what are you doing here!"

When Xu Damao saw He Yuzhu, he was like a mouse seeing a cat, and he immediately hid far away.

"Look how scared you are. Don't worry, I won't beat you today. I'm here to drink with you!"

He Yuzhu was fiddling with the TV in Xu Damao's house while talking. It was a little small, but it was still a big brand, Panasonic, National. Isn't it awesome? He is worthy of being my brother Mao, he is really capable.

"Did I hear you right? You want to treat me to a drink?" Xu Damao then mustered up the courage to approach.

"How much did you buy the TV for? Get me one later!" He Yuzhu joked.

"That--"

Xu Damao wanted to refuse, but when he saw He Yuzhu's playful eyes, he became afraid again. As the saying goes, a wise man never suffers a loss in front of him, so he decided to deal with it first.

"No problem, as long as you pay, it will be easy!"

"Okay, it's settled!" He Yuzhu didn't really want it, he just wanted to give Xu Damao a way out. If he had a psychological burden, how could he drink the wine?

"Let's go and have a drink. Consider it as my thanks to you in advance!"

As he said that, he put his arm around Xu Damao's shoulders and went out. Even when they entered the He family, Xu Damao was still confused, as if he was dreaming.

"Don't just stand there, get the cup!"

"Uh~"

Xu Damao finally reacted. When he finished looking at the decoration of the house, he was instantly sad again. He couldn't help but sigh, "This is what a home is. Mine is nothing compared to this. It's just like a pigsty. Tears~~"

"Okay, Shazhu, you're drinking Moutai now!" Xu Damao became uneasy again when he saw the wine bottle on the table.

"I bought it specially for your entertainment!"

Xu Damao liked to hear this. He didn't have many hobbies, but he would definitely like flattery.

"That's great! I didn't expect to be able to drink Moutai today!"

Although Xu Damao likes to show off his wealth, he is actually not very wealthy. Although he made a lot of extra money in the factory in the past few years, his expenses are also high. His father Xu Fugui is in poor health and has to take medicine all year round, which costs money! And he himself, in order to have a child, has almost become a medicine jar, and the Chinese medicine was prescribed by a barefoot doctor. I heard that it was his buddy, so I don’t need to guess, he must have cheated him out of a lot of money. What a fool!

As soon as the wine was poured, He Yuzhu started talking a lot.

"Da Mao, I called you here today for no other reason than to have a good chat with you. You said we grew up together, and every time I either beat you up or you did something bad behind your back, and in the end, no one got any good results. Why bother? It's embarrassing to both of us get hurt and be laughed at by others!"

"Who told you to hit people at every turn? You're so accurate and cruel. If you hadn't made me angry, would I have done something bad behind my back?"

"Okay, I'll apologize to you first, and we can live in peace from now on!"

"I like to hear that. As long as you don't bully me from now on, we can still be good friends!"

"Okay, I promise not to bully you anymore. I'll treat you like my own brother. Call me brother first!"

"Brother—Brother Zhu, why are you so awkward?"

"Haha, come on, let's go!"

"Hey~"

After a few drinks, Xu Damao started to get carried away.

"I say, Brother Zhu, we were both fooled by Qin Huairu. Why? Qin Jingru is her cousin, isn't that right? Others may not know who Qin Huairu is, but you know it, don't you? Don't play dumb with me, you know it very well, right? She is a bitch, everyone in the factory knows that? She went into the small warehouse with someone for two steamed buns, what else can she do? Of course she did that. It's shameful, really shameful, disgusting, really disgusting!"

"Yes, disgusting, let's not talk about her, just keep drinking~"

"Hey~"

After one cup, there are still three cups. If Moutai is gone, try Erguotou.

“This tastes wrong!”

"What's wrong? It's Moutai!"

He Yuzhu took Erguotou and drank it in front of Xu Damao, and finally poured it directly into his mouth, gulping it down several times.

"Good, good wine..."

He Yuzhu helped Xu Damao to the backyard, patted Ma Hua's door and shouted, "Qin Jingru, your husband is drunk, send him home quickly!"

Qin Jingru ran out of the house in a hurry. When she saw Xu Damao, who was drunk beyond recognition, her face was full of heartache. This silly girl was still thinking about Xu Damao.

"Da Mao, Da Mao!"

"Jingru, you're back. It's great to have you!"

Qin Jingru even cried after hearing this!

……

In fact, He Yuzhu didn't drink much. He just dragged Xu Damao along to relieve his boredom. However, the Maotai was so strong that he fell asleep as soon as he lay down on the kang... until 00:00,

"Diudiu~~"

The prelude of "Journey to the West" woke He Yuzhu from his dream!

"Are you surprised? Are you shocked?" This is the voice of the system, still so mean.

He Yuzhu said angrily: "How dare you show up?"

"What's wrong? You're so resentful. Tell me who bullied you. I'm not done with him!"

"No one is bullying me, but someone wants to complain about you!"

"Damn it, what did I do to offend anyone? Why are you complaining about me!" the system screamed.

"Who told you to just walk away without even introducing the system? Someone is upset with you!"

"Can you blame me for this? There are so many time travelers, I can only take care of one but not the other!"

"Okay, okay, now that you're here, quickly explain the situation!" He Yuzhu rolled his eyes.

"What does that mean? What's there to explain?"

"Some people say the reward at the beginning is unclear. Can you explain it to me?"

"What's the use of explaining? That was a test for you. If you don't help, then this system has made a mistake and will send you directly to reincarnation!"

"Fuck!"

"If you keep swearing, I'll send you to reincarnation!"

"Got it, got it!" Damn, I was careless!

He Yuzhu quickly said something nice: "I was wrong, I will definitely change next time, I promise you!"

"That's more like it. Next question!"

"What's the matter with that alchemy? A reader asked me to cultivate immortality. Hey, do you have a copy of the technique?"

"You want to eat shit, and you want to cultivate immortality? Do you have spiritual roots? Is there spiritual energy on earth? Go where it's cooler!"

"Then the system doesn't teach elixirs?"

"They are just some secret recipes from the palace. At most, they can improve your appearance, but they are not panaceas!"

"What about the eight major cuisines?"

"Nine-turn large intestine! Twice-cooked pork! White-cut chicken! Salted duck! Drunken spare ribs! West Lake vinegar fish! Yipin pot! Chopped pepper fish head! Don't you know all of these?"

"Of course!"

"That's it, all eight cuisines are here!"

"What about music, chess, calligraphy and painting?"

"That's not necessary. What's your piano level?"

"I'm not bragging, this is level eight!" He Yuzhu said proudly.

"As for Go, you can play it, and your rank is quite high. In your previous life, you also practiced calligraphy, and your sketching is pretty good, so you can play the piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting, too!"

"The key is that readers don't believe it!"

"Then I have no choice. In fact, the system arranges training based on the abilities of the traversers before and after rebirth. It is the icing on the cake. The biggest function of the system is the mall, which is the most important thing!"

"If you hadn't told me, I would have almost forgotten what conditions are required to open this mall? Also, when I bound the system, it said that when I upgraded, I would be rewarded with a Good Fortune Pill and a wish. Do you have all of these?"

"Haha, this is exactly why I came here. Otherwise, do you think I have nothing to do?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Hurry up!"

"In fact, the conditions are already in place. It all depends on your determination. Now let me confirm with you again. Do you really want to open the mall?"

"Oh, you're so long-winded. I'm sure I want to open it. Please hurry up!" He Yuzhu said impatiently.

"Okay then, now please close your eyes!"

He Yuzhui closed his eyes obediently. The next second, he felt a shock all over his body and he felt that his sea of ​​consciousness had expanded a lot. When he opened his eyes, he suddenly found that the space had become larger. It was the size of two basketball courts before, but now it was the size of twenty basketball courts!

Looking at the system interface again, it was indeed different, with the learning functions concentrated on one side and in the middle was a large shopping mall screen, which was similar to Taobao and JD.com, but there were very few categories at present. After reading the instructions, He Yuzhu realized that this mall had a timeline. For example, in the initial stage, online and offline were in the same period, that is to say, if offline was 77, then online was also 77.

However, the online timeline can be changed, which requires that the store owned by He Yuzhu reaches a certain level. For each upgrade, the timeline will advance one year, for each upgrade, the timeline will advance one year, and so on.

But don't think that store upgrading is easy. As for the current base, it is 0, and you need to reach 1 transaction coupons to advance. The next time you will need 2 to advance, and the next time you will need 4 to advance. It will double step by step in an incremental mode, so the upgrade will be more difficult as time goes by.

"Fuck it!" He Yuzhu cursed angrily.

"Hey, hey, you're swearing again, aren't you?"

"Sorry, I said that too easily. It won't happen again, it won't happen again!"

"Humph, considering this is your first offense, I won't pursue it this time. If you do it again, beware of reincarnation!"

"..."

"Okay, the work is done, I am leaving now!"

Damn, could it be that the system just came back from the Journey to the West?

He Yuzhu put away the upgraded lucky bag first, intending to enjoy it tomorrow. However, when he was sorting out his small treasury, he suddenly discovered that both the gold and silver ingots were missing.

"No, no, no—"

Snow flakes are flying, the north wind is howling, and the world is vast...