Siheyuan: The opening earthquake of stealing and replacing pillars

"Director, this is called golden cicada. It's a good thing and very nutritious!" He Yuzhu found a plate, poured the cooked cicada into it, and handed a pair of chopsticks to Director Li to let him taste it.

But Director Li is afraid. Cicadas have too many legs, which easily remind people of centipedes, and centipedes are associated with snakes. Director Li has been bitten by a snake before, and once bitten by a snake, he is afraid of ropes for ten years. That's why he is like this now.

"Shazhu, can this thing be eaten?" Director Li was skeptical.

"It's definitely edible!" He Yuzhu assured, patting his chest!

But Director Li still didn't dare to pick up his chopsticks, so He Yuzhu had no choice but to give him a sample. Seeing that he had eaten all of it, Director Li picked up one and put it in his mouth. His eyes lit up instantly, and then he couldn't help but pick up the second and third chopsticks...

"I didn't lie to you, did I?" He Yuzhu said with a smile.

Director Li nodded, and when he finished eating, he started to speak in an official tone again: "Shazhu, are you here for something?"

He still remembered that Sha Zhu had beaten him up because of Qin Huairu. Although so many years had passed, he still felt resentful. There was nothing he could do. He just held a grudge.

He Yuzhu didn't know what he was thinking, but even if he knew, he wouldn't be afraid, because this was a handle, what could Li Huaide do to him? At worst, everyone would die, and no one would have a good life.

"Hey, it's not a big deal!"

He Yuzhu had already thought of an excuse. Although the position of canteen director was not very important, it was not easy to get promoted. He was not afraid of gifts, but because of Shazhu's personality, he certainly could not give money directly like Xu Damao did. Director Li would not dare to accept it.

So he had to think of another way. Fortunately, He Yuzhu knew the development of the plot and knew that things would change soon, so he could reveal some inside information. What was Director Li most afraid of? Of course, it was the official document.

"It was just a few days ago!" He Yuzhu paused, and after arousing Director Li's curiosity, he said, "I went to a leader's house to cook, and I accidentally saw the red-headed document again!"

His voice was soft, but it carried a lot of weight, especially to Director Li. He sat up straight with a start and asked in a panic, "What did the higher-ups say?"

Last time, it was because of a red-headed document that almost cost him his life, so he didn't dare to be careless this time. Maybe it was aimed at him again. Sure enough, He Yuzhu said again: "Director, you may be in trouble!"

"Bang!", as if a thunderbolt from the blue sky hit Li Huaide, he stood up suddenly, his face pale with shock, and hurriedly stopped He Yuzhu and asked: "Silly Zhu, tell me more details!"

Seeing that things were as expected, He Yuzhu breathed a sigh of relief. He was really afraid that Li Huaide would not believe it. However, in this day and age, the wind you hear today may be the rain tomorrow. The changes are too fast and no one dares to be careless.

But He Yuzhu changed the subject: "Do you think our canteen should have a director?"

Upon hearing this, Li Huaide was suddenly stunned. He looked at He Yuzhu for a long time without saying anything, as if he had just met him. He seemed incredulous. Was Shazhu thinking of the canteen director?

He didn't care whether He Yuzhu was threatening him, because he had experienced a lot and was used to it. Isn't it the same for everyone? He was thinking whether this exchange was worth it. What if He Yuzhu's information was wrong? Wouldn't he be at a disadvantage?

Li Huaide remained silent, and He Yuzhu was not in a hurry to urge him, knowing that he was weighing the options. Of course, he might also have doubts, but the premise was that he could not afford to gamble or lose. This was He Yuzhu's confidence. Director Li was a real villain, just like Cao Cao. He would rather kill someone by mistake than let him go.

After thinking for a long time, Li Huaide finally made up his mind. He said in a deep voice: "It's time to have a director. Sha Zhu, do you have any good candidates?"

This is official talk, like taking off your pants to fart, but it has to be said, otherwise it will damage the quality of cultured people. In comparison, He Yuzhu is much more rogue.

"Actually, I don't want to worry about this, but in order to better serve you - no, to serve the people, I am willing to be the head of this family, work tirelessly, and firmly support you, the director. You have been working hard in the factory for so many years, and we, your subordinates, can't stand it anymore. Director, you don't take good care of your health. I have to criticize you for this. You have to combine work and rest!" He said the flattery with passion.

After hearing this, Director Li was stunned at first, and then he burst into laughter. This flattery was pleasant to hear, and the key was that it was too vivid!

"You idiot, why didn't I realize you were so good at talking earlier? Really!"

Li Huaide was a little uncomfortable with He Yuzhu's sudden change, but since the silly Zhu used to be a chatterbox, he didn't think much about it. He just thought that he had finally come to his senses, just a little late, but still a promising talent.

"Okay, I got it. I'll take care of this matter. Don't forget your 'mission'!" Director Li said harshly.

He Yuzhu understood that the exchange of interests must be equal, otherwise why would others let you take the position? He said without thinking: "I understand!"

This was equivalent to a token of friendship. Seeing that he understood, Li Huaide nodded slightly and let He Yuzhu leave. However, before he left, Li Huaide suddenly said, "Go back and get some more of this cicada. It tastes very good. I'll take it back and let your sister-in-law have a taste!"

You want to win me over now? He Yuzhu was all smiles!

"Okay~"

it is more than words.

After coming out of Director Li's house, He Yuzhu walked back calmly. As he walked, he thought that with this canteen director, things would be much easier in the future. Not to mention the future development, he would be a big shot in the Siheyuan.

The three uncles have stepped down. Now whoever has the highest rank has the final say. For example, if Yi Zhonghai dares to complain again, I will use my power to pressure him. And Qin Huairu, I really want to see her curry favor with me. Want to make peace? No way, unless she takes off her pants on the spot.

Is it very dirty? But He Yuzhu didn't think so. After all, she had been sucking blood for such a long time, and Xu Damao could touch and hug her with just three steamed buns, not to mention Guo Dapiaozi. Maybe both of them had done it before. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but spit.

"Damn it, he's obviously a piece of rag, but he's still pretending to be noble. He's just trying to deceive Shazhu."

When I got home, Qin Huairu was still awake. Wasn't this woman working the night shift? Was the news wrong?

She saw He Yuzhu through the window, and of course He Yuzhu could see her too. It wasn't that He Yuzhu was particularly alert, but it was just like that according to the plot, so he couldn't help but turn around, and their eyes met.

Without saying anything, He Yuzhu immediately went back to the room, took off his shoes and went to bed. Although he was not tired that day, he was exhausted mentally and physically. It was also the first time for him to play wit with someone, especially facing the old fox Li Huaide. The pressure was still very high. Thinking back, there were still many things he did not do well, such as observing people's words and expressions, which was related to whether he could behave like a human being and whether he could be a chess piece, so he still had to learn!

The next day, the sun rose as usual, and He Yuzhu had a good sleep. The first thing he did when he opened his eyes was to sign in. He received another ten yuan, plus a barrel of oil, which was a non-GMO brand!

Then follow the prompts to attend classes. There are a lot of courses today, not only cooking lessons, but also calligraphy, painting, music, etc. However, they are all in the virtual world, and the time inside is different from the outside world. One day in the outside world is one month in the system, so there is no need to worry about not having enough time.

The class only takes about ten minutes, and then He Yuzhu gets up and washes up. He doesn’t want to make breakfast today, so he goes to the breakfast shop and buys some soy milk and fried dough sticks. The things of this era are all made with real ingredients, absolutely no additives, and once you take a bite, you will feel “so authentic!”^_^

After breakfast, He Yuzhu jogged along the road, partly to help digest the food and partly to exercise his body.

The system taught me "Bajiquan", but this thing is too lethal, so I dare not use it easily. I can only find a place where no one is around and practice it secretly!