Genshin Impact: Return of the Water Queen

"Well! What you said makes a lot of sense."

Hu Tao agreed with Wendy's words. She continued, "In fact, I have always suspected that my guest official is an immortal who has gone on a secret visit. After all, he seems to know everything, but I have never had any evidence! But today, Immortal Jin Peng and his disciples are here. How about you two tell me whether the guest official is an immortal or not?"

The pressure came on Xiao and Shenhe.

Shen He lowered his head again, thinking about one question: Who is she? Why did she come here? When can she leave?

Seeing that Shen He didn't say anything, Hu Tao looked at Xiao again, "My Lord, what do you think?"

"Ah? This..." Xiao was stunned for a moment, his brain working rapidly, not knowing how to answer.

Zhongli said slowly, "I am just an ordinary mortal, how can I be an immortal? Speaking of being like an immortal, Luo Chaya is more like an immortal than me. After all, she was able to invite the Immortal Jinpeng and his disciples."

"That's true." Hu Tao looked at Luo Chaya again.

"Eh? Me?" Luo Chaya was stunned for a moment. She looked at Zhongli, then at Venti, and finally her eyes fell on Xiao. She asked, "Xiao Shangxian, am I an immortal?"

"Uh...you..."

Xiao looked at Luo Chaya, not knowing how to answer.

"Ms. Shen He, am I an immortal?" Luo Chaya looked at Shen He again and narrowed her eyes.

"Huh? This..."

Shen He was at a loss.

"Miss Xianyun, do you think I look like an immortal?" Luo Chaya looked at Xianyun next to Shen He with a kind smile.

Xianyun: "..."

What does this have to do with her? Okay, okay, let’s play it this way, right? I’m going to blow it up with you!

Just when Xianyun was about to reveal Luo Chaya's identity as the True Lord of Pure Water Judgment, Luo Chaya took the lead and said, "Master Hu, look at me, I'm not saying anything. How can I be an immortal? Besides, how can a Fengdan person be a Liyue immortal?"

Kurumi thought for a moment and nodded, "Hmm...what you said makes sense."

Luo Chaya raised her eyebrows at Xianyun. You little brat, you want to take this opportunity to trick her? You didn't expect her to react so quickly.

Xianyun saw Luo Chaya's smile and understood the meaning behind it. He looked helpless. How long has it been? Have all the gods become like this? The God of Wind is like this, the God of Water is like this, and even the Emperor who just retired is like this.

My Lord, my Lord! How could you, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, have become "in the same boat" with them?

"Forget it, forget it, let's not talk about this! Today is a happy festival, let's eat!" Hu Tao waved her hand and invited everyone to eat. "All the dishes on the table today were prepared by Xiangling and Luo Chaya, you are in for a treat!"

When Lottia heard Kurumi's words, her eyes widened in shock.

"Miss, what's the meal?"

"I haven't cooked for a while, so I don't know if my cooking skills have deteriorated. Don't be stingy with your comments after you eat. These... and these, were made by me." Luo Chaya pointed out several dishes she had cooked with a smile, and paid special attention to a few immortals.

how?

How dare you give a bad review?

"Oh my, I didn't expect Miss Luo Chaya to be able to cook!" Wendy looked at the huge table of dishes in amazement and became interested again, "It seems that I am really lucky today to have such a large table of delicious dishes."

"Yes, that's true. It is indeed thanks to the Immortal and Miss Shen He that we can have such a sumptuous dinner today." Zhongli nodded while sitting on the chair.

elf:"……"

Forget it, just destroy it, I’m tired, it’s boring.

Xianyun looked at Zhongli and fell silent, with a complicated expression. The emperor must be seriously ill for doing this.

"Thank you, Brother Shangxian, and thank you, Sister Shenhe, for letting me eat such delicious food!" Zhong Yue raised the juice and thanked Xiao and Shenhe in a tender voice.

No...this is really sick!

Xiao's expression was full of shock.

Zhongli stood up with a teacup in hand. In front of the surprised gazes of Xiao, Xianyun and Shenhe, he raised the teacup and said slowly, "On this festive occasion, there is such a sumptuous dinner. It is indeed something worth celebrating to gather with new and old friends. It is really a pleasure to be able to gather with you all here at the beginning of the new year!"

"In this situation, please allow me to serve tea instead of wine, and toast to everyone!"

Xiao shuddered, "Huh?"

Xianyun coughed lightly, put down the teacup in his hand, and wiped the water stains from the corners of his mouth.

Shen He lowered his head again and whispered to Xian Yun: "Master, should we escape?"

Xianyun looked at Zhongli, then at Wendy and Luo Chaya who were eager to try, and even at Zhong Yue who was ready to stand on a chair with juice in hand. He sighed and said, "Disciple, you can't escape."

Wendy praised: "Mr. Zhongli, you said it well! You said everything I wanted to say! I feel a little embarrassed when I say this. After all, I am an uninvited guest who broke in suddenly and caused some trouble for everyone..."

At this point he stood up, holding up his teacup, and said to everyone, "Normally, we in Mondstadt drink wine at this time, but there is only tea here. Like Mr. Zhongli, I will serve tea to everyone! Thank you all for your hospitality."

Luo Chaya stood up leisurely and said with a smile: "Since Mr. Wendy and Zhongli are so interested, I will also offer tea instead of wine to everyone! When I was in Fontaine before, I only drank water in such occasions. This is the first time I offer tea!"

Lottia: “?”

Xiao, Shenhe and Xianyun all fell silent. Thank you. This was also the first time they were offered tea by a god...

"I also..." Zhong Yue wanted to speak, but Shen He, who was standing by, quickly stopped her and whispered in a voice that only they could hear: "You don't have to."

"Eh?" Zhong Yue was stunned for a moment. She didn't expect that Shen He would dare to reach out and hold her down.

Xiao and Xianyun both looked at Shen He with admiration.

Well done! Shenhe!

Paimeng watched the performance of the three people and said to Ying: "This... what should we do, why did they suddenly start offering tea, Lottia, Xiao and Xianyun Shenhe..."

Ying looked at Xiao and Lotia, then at Shen He and Xian Yun, trying to figure out what excuse she could use to rescue the four people. But after thinking for a long time, she finally sighed helplessly and said, "I can't do anything. I can only wish them good luck."

"Good luck..." Paimon blinked and looked at the expressions of the four people. He always felt that they didn't look like they would have good luck.

The four people were restless, and they all began to doubt why they came here today. However, the three old guys still had some conscience and did not really offer tea to the four people, otherwise Xiao might have really had an attack of karma on the spot.

A little conscience, but not much.