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Chapter 65 After the gift negotiation broke down, I turned into a rich first generation 1
803 in the system space also opened his mouth in surprise [Host, you can also tell fortunes? This is too amazing! ]
Lin Sheng shook his head. "I dare not say I can. It was our... the grandmother before I bound the system who could tell fortunes. When I was a child, I was in poor health, so she helped me bind a boy's life.
Later, I was told that I usually like to jump around, and I was afraid that the red string would fall off, so I don’t know what I used to put a red dot on my ear. I just saw that Uncle Xiao also had a red dot on the same position of his ear. 】
I heard that I was picked up at that time because my grandmother had predicted: at a certain time, a child would appear near the trash can, and the same thing happened when my younger brother was picked up the second time.
Grandma never registered the siblings' household registration under her name because she was afraid of any consequences. Working in their field would always have disadvantages, so she lost her husband and children.
She always suspected that her grandmother was not actually sick, but was afraid that her survival would affect them and her siblings, so she said that she was not capable of doing so... After all, there are too many variables in the end times.
Alas~ I don’t know if I will have the chance to go back. I really want to see the little old lady who gave me a second life.
Xiao Junxian hesitated for a moment, but still took out his phone and dialed, "Mom, I want to ask you something, have you ever kidnapped a boy for me?"
I don’t know what Xiao’s mother said over there. Uncle Xiao just exchanged a few pleasantries and then hung up the phone.
The way he looked at Lin Sheng changed again at this time: "Can you really tell fortunes?" His parents had forgotten about this, but they only remembered it when he mentioned it. The master told him to get this solved after he turned 25, otherwise it would affect his future marriage.
Lin Sheng nodded calmly: "Yes, how about it, is it settled? It won't be long after you, little uncle, untie it. I guess I can go to the wedding with Tingting."
Xiao Junxian tapped the table with his index finger for a long time, and suddenly asked: "Then can you calculate whether there is jade in that rough material?"
"Cough cough~ cough cough~" Lin Sheng had just taken a sip of seafood porridge, and he almost spit it out when he heard these words. The consequence of forcing it back was that he kept coughing.
She took a few sips of water before she came to her senses: "Uncle, how did you think of using fortune-telling to select wool materials?"
Xiao Junxian also revealed everything: "I have a jewelry company in Beijing, and I have been in need of purchasing a large amount of mid- to high-end jadeite materials.
About two months ago, my mortal enemy, the Shen family, invited a master from somewhere who could not only calculate whether there was jade in the rough material, but also calculate the jade mines in Myanmar..."
[Oh my god,] 803 in my head exclaimed, [Host, this can't be some kind of X-ray vision cheat!]
Lin Sheng touched his chin and said, "Besides being able to identify jadeite, what else can that person do? Can he tell whether antiques are real or fake?"
Xiao Junxian was stunned: "Uh... I haven't heard of that. It means that it can calculate the jadeite, and the accuracy rate is 100%. Even the recognized jadeite king in the world has an accuracy rate of only about 50%."
"Oh~ A master who can only tell whether there is jade inside a stone is quite magical."
"So, can you figure it out?"
"Uh..." Lin Sheng thought for a while: "I can do it too, but I have to buy the stone and open it myself." It would be convenient for her to change it from the space.
In the end times, gold, silver, jewelry, jade and other stones are not as valuable as instant noodles. When she passed by an antique street in the city, no one bought them. Anyway, she had a large space and basically bought whatever she saw. The jade raw materials she liked alone piled up into a small mountain. She could sell as many as she wanted for money.
There are ones with windows and ones without windows. Of course, there are also many finished products. You never know when you can open a store.
Xiao Junxian was confused again. How come your method is even stranger than that guy's?
"I'll take you to their warehouse to pick some later. I was notified yesterday that new goods will arrive today, and my people went there this morning."
He had originally wanted to go and see her in the morning, but he didn't expect to meet this girl and was delayed for so long.
"Then what are we waiting for? Let's go." Lin Sheng picked up his half bowl of porridge and poured it into his mouth. He wiped his mouth, stood up and was about to walk out the door.
......
Following Xiao Junxian, they walked through countless alleys, which became more and more remote. If this guy wasn't Xiao Tingting's uncle, Lin Sheng would have thought he was up to something bad.
The footsteps of both of them were very light, and because they were not talking to each other, the atmosphere seemed a little weird. At this time, Xiao Junxian suddenly turned around and pretended to pounce on them.
Lin Sheng almost rolled his eyes. Do you think I'm an underage girl? You're trying to scare me. I just grabbed his shoulder impatiently.
"Uncle, have you forgotten how I broke and reattached Zhang's finger that day? Do you want to try the shoulder? I guarantee it will be more painful than that one?"
Xiao Junxian quickly stepped back and smiled awkwardly: "Well, I just saw that it was too quiet, so I just wanted to liven up the atmosphere. I won't try the massage for the fractured shoulder, I can let someone else do it."
He was really embarrassed now, he originally wanted to imitate a movie scene, scare the other person and improve their relationship at the same time, but he completely forgot about the girl's fighting ability and was almost defeated.
For the next ten minutes or so, he didn't dare to do anything weird, but he didn't just keep his head down and lead the way. He racked his brains to make the girl happy: "Shengsheng, can I tell you a joke?"
Lin Sheng was full of questions. Why was he suddenly interested? Without waiting for her to react, Xiao Junxian started to talk: "A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said hahahaha, I am a reflex fox."
"Uh......"
"Shengsheng, don't you think it's funny? Then let me tell you another one that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts: garlic and onion were used together to get their hair done, and the garlic turned into garlic heads, while the onion turned into shallot heads."
Lin Sheng: “????”
Xiao Junxian told several jokes in one breath and found that the girl didn't want to laugh at all. He was a little confused. The last time he saw his childhood friend telling these jokes in KTV, all the girls in the room were laughing while holding their stomachs, and some almost rolled on the ground.
My childhood friend told me that women have a lower sense of humor, unlike men, and they just like this. Why didn’t it work this time?
"Okay, let me tell you one last story: One day a natural disaster occurred and all the little animals got on a boat. They agreed that each of them would tell a joke, and whoever's joke didn't make their friends laugh would be thrown off the boat.
The first joke the monkey told, the pig didn’t laugh, so the monkey was thrown into the river. The first joke the cow told, the pig didn’t laugh either… It wasn’t until more than ten jokes had finished that the pig burst into laughter and said: “The monkey’s joke is so funny!”
Lin Sheng was really at a loss for words. No wonder this guy was single. He might even be a virgin. You told this joke to a girl. Do you want her to laugh out loud and admit that she is a pig?
Xiao Junxian also waited a minute after he finished speaking before he reacted. It was not right to laugh or not. His ears turned red all of a sudden. He felt a little depressed and cried out from the bottom of his soul: The boy has ruined my life~~~~
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