Naruto: Let's take a look at the blind Uchiha

“You talk as if I want to see them kill you,” Uzumaki pouted, “Although I always tell them about your strengths, I also tell them about your dangers, right? They are the ones who always choose to be deaf - it hurts! Mito, if you talk to your brother again, he will really be angry!”

Uzumaki Mito immediately let go and kicked Uzumaki Yi on the calf, "Brother is a big liar! You obviously never said a bad word about him! Just now you said that if you could meet Ling here, you would go and see if you could get him a drink!"

Uzumaki Yi squatted down, hugged his legs and gasped: ...I didn't expect that I would actually encounter him.

Madara sneered immediately, "You still say you're not a pervert... Izuna, see, those gorillas are much cuter than them."

Izuna raised her eyes, silently memorized Uzumaki Yi's appearance, and secretly warned herself to run as far away from him as possible if she met him next time - otherwise it might not be a matter of death.

Uzumaki Yi looked at the expressions of Madara and Izuna, who seemed to be on guard against the weird uncle who wanted to take people to see goldfish in the middle of the night, and couldn't help but wipe his face, "I've already said that I don't have that kind of thought about Ling - why do you all think of me like this? My sexual orientation is normal, okay?"

"Speaking of this, Zhao Yan also complained to me," Ling said with a relaxed smile, "He said that the things you said sounded like a pervert - what on earth did you say to him that scared him like that?"

"It was because he refused to tell me your whereabouts or to bring a message for me, and he also scolded me." Xuanwo Yi pouted and simply picked up his sister to avoid having to look after her. "Then I got angry and shouted at him - [Ling and I are people who have given our hearts to each other! You will be punished by God for intervening between us like this] - something like that.

His expression went blank for a moment. If it weren't for your, uh, brainwashing mushrooms? Anyway, it was that skeleton, I might have killed him."

Ling shook his head helplessly, "You are really mean--what kind of mentality do you have to make the battle sound like a confession?"

"Ah, because this will disgust your clan," Uzumaki Yi laughed strangely, "It's not shameful to use despicable means to treat the enemy."

"Hey, your sister is still here. Can you be more restrained in front of the children? They learn things very quickly."

"It's okay, it's okay. My little aunt is very stupid! And there are not many words that can disgust your family. If she learns it, I will celebrate." Uzumaki Yi ignored the indignant look of his sister and laughed heartily, attracting the attention of passers-by. "Speaking of which, it's time to answer me, right? Where are you going to go after the war is over?"

Feeling the attention focused on him, Ling raised his feet and walked to the side of the street, "Well - it depends on how long the fight will last. If it ends in the short term, we will probably go to the Land of Lightning. If it ends in the long term, we should still go to the Land of Water."

Uzumaki Yi immediately followed, still maintaining a very subtle safe distance, "Why are you going to the Land of Lightning? Didn't you already screw Kaguya once?"

"No, it's for the new friends—" Ling laughed softly, "To be honest, compared to the old rivals, I want to go find them regardless of anything."

"Hmm, new friend...?" Uzumaki Yi lowered his eyes, frowning slightly. After a long silence, he ruffled his hair in frustration, "You really know how to keep people in suspense. What's the old rule?"

"My price is never cheap, and this is not something that can be explained in a few words."

"I understand, I understand - I'll pay for your accommodation during your stay, just find time to talk to me."

The smile on Ling's lips suddenly widened a little, and he turned his head, "Oh, I thought you would think about it for a while?"

"You mentioned that we are friends, didn't you?" Uzumaki Yi sighed, "After all, given my status, I still have to take the initiative to pay attention to some things."

"What's your identity? A perverted stalker?"

Uzumaki Yi lowered his head slightly, looking at Ban who looked disgusted at him, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, "Your brother's words are really too much."

"Hmm? It's okay. When I was a kid, my personality was quite similar to Madara's..."

"By the way, are you not growing any taller?" Uzumaki Yi raised his hand to measure, "When we last met, you were only one finger joint shorter than me, but now you are almost three."

"Maybe? There aren't any very tall people in our clan."

Uzumaki Yi chuckled, "Does this count as an overwhelming victory over you?"

Ling's voice was filled with disdain, "...How dare you compare heights with mine? I'll be embarrassed for you if anyone tells others about it."

The two chatted with each other, just like they met old friends on the street. Izunai held her goldfish water ball and observed the two for a while before speaking, "Brother, do you meet often? It seems like you two are very familiar with each other."

"We are familiar with each other, but if we have met..." Ling tilted his head and thought for a long time, "It should not be more than ten times, right? Yi?"

"Let me think about it. We've met three times on the battlefield, once by chance in the Land of Lightning, and a few times in the past two years because of mission conflicts. If you count this time... well, this should be the eighth time we've met." Uzumaki Yi looked at Izuna, who was obviously more obedient than Madara, "Why? Are you curious about how we hooked up with your brother?"

Izuna looked up at Uzumaki Yi and Uzumaki Mito in his arms, sighed after a moment, and looked away with pity, "No, I just think that my brother has too much unnecessary indulgence on you."

"…I am half a year older than your brother."

Izuna looked up at him, sighed again, and simply turned her head away, "Oh, I see."

The smile on Uzumaki Yi's face disappeared immediately, "To be honest, your clan's talent in stirring up other people's emotions is simply unnecessarily high."