Naruto: Let's take a look at the blind Uchiha

Youlu saw the orange skeleton standing up from afar. The dazzling orange was so bright at dawn that it was impossible to look directly at it.

Even though Ling's stomach was so painful that he could hardly mobilize his chakra to sense things, he would not ignore such obvious chakra fluctuations. He immediately said, "Xiaoyou, I'm sorry, can you go a little faster? Don't worry about me."

"Huh...you are such a nosy boy."

Although he said this, Youlu quickened his pace again. When he led Ling out of the woods, he heard Uchiha Kenji's aggrieved and angry voice.

"It's been a long time since I couldn't recognize people! And you have such a flat chest, and you wear your hair in pigtails like Mori! How can I tell you apart at a glance when you put me in this situation! If you want me to tell you apart, go shave your head!"

"You damn face-blind person! Why weren't you the one who was blind in the first place? Hurry up and dig out your eyes and give them away!"

Uchiha Kenji became even angrier, "I wanted to do that too! I've scolded him so many times for this! He could have just raised his hand and stabbed his eyeball, so why did he have to cut himself? He didn't even leave himself a way out, he deserves to be blind in the future!"

"You are so ungrateful! Brother Ling saved you in the first place!"

"How can I be ungrateful! What I said is all true! If he hadn't destroyed his eye socket, would he have to be blind? I can just transplant mine to him! At worst, if one of his peers has one eye, I can give him a full set of eye sockets! He is just asking for trouble!"

Uchiha Sadain didn't even bother to get angry for a moment, "Are you going to turn Ling-ge into a monster!?"

Youlu stopped at the edge of the battle and couldn't help but snort and laugh when he heard this, "This guy is quite interesting when I'm not talking to him."

"I don't want to have eyeballs all over my body... that's too disgusting, isn't it?" Ling felt that the sequelae of the Haloed Beast were getting worse. He covered his forehead and spoke weakly, "Xiaoyou, can you help me get some attention? I really can't muster the strength..."

Youlu snorted and laughed again, then let out a roar, attracting the attention of several people in the battle.

Uchiha Kenji immediately grabbed one with each hand using Susanoo and came to Ling's side, his voice full of grievance, "You are finally back! These stinky red-haired people had no moral principles and launched a sneak attack! Even after we attacked them, they still stubbornly refused to let us go!"

"Didn't I tell you that the inner formation is blocked and that you must stop before we can break it?" Xuanwo Yi raised his hand and pinched the corner of his eye, also a little angry, "Ling, didn't you bring someone else with you to communicate when you came out to do this? None of these three can talk on the phone!"

Ling slid off Youlu and retched again, then hooked his arm around Youlu's neck and half leaned on it to stand up straight, "Without Yunye's chakra...you took away the one who can talk properly."

Xuwo Yi raised his head, and then covered his eyes with a slap, "...That's really a coincidence - keep an eye on your people, I'll go and solve the formation - Zhi, Yang, fix the outer formation and let people in."

Uzumaki Osamu knelt on the ground, and his voice, which he had always suppressed deliberately, regained its feminine softness, "Why must I take the place of Yang and be called a pervert... and in the end I have to work overtime with the culprit to repair the seal... and the most important thing is that he doesn't seem to have any intention of repenting..."

"Alright! I get it! I apologize, okay? Stop nagging me! I swear that I won't steal Uchiha when you meet them in the team next time, okay?"

Uzumaki raised his head slightly, "...you promise?"

"I promise!"

Uzumaki Osamu immediately got up from the ground and began to repair the sealing formation, "I'll remember what you said - if you dare to lie to me, I will tell the whole clan that you actually like men."

Uzumaki Yang tutted, his voice weakened, and he complained quietly, "...Who knew they would arrange women to keep watch for two consecutive nights this time? I don't want to always snatch the men's place."

"You know you always snatch men away..."

While the Uzumakis were busy, the Uchiha were also restless. After complaining about his own affairs, Uchiha Kenji stared at the weak Ling again and again, and finally asked with a tangled look, "You're pregnant after only two days of going out?"

Ling, who was using mint water to relieve his nausea, suddenly started coughing, "Cough cough - what, what? Cough cough cough...!"

"Be careful!" Uchiha Kenji seemed extremely nervous, "Don't hurt my nephew!"

"I'm a man! How can I be pregnant!" Ling coughed twice again, and his hands and feet regained some strength because of this brief shock and anger. "If you want to make up a rumor, at least make it reliable!"

"If men can't get pregnant, then why does this damn red-haired guy always steal men?"

"How should I know what Yang is thinking...I feel nauseous and dizzy because I traveled too fast - I'm not pregnant!"

"Okay, okay, you didn't, you didn't..." Uchiha Kenji shook his head, "Really, we've been brothers for so many years and you still kept it a secret from me, huh, would I laugh at you?"

Ling covered his head with his hands - damn it, he should have found a way to bring Uchiha Haiming with him.

Uchiha Mori nudged Uchiha Sadano with his elbow and kept making faces, "Look, there is someone who can say more than me."

Uchiha Sadain rolled his eyes, [I don't see you picking good things to study all day. ]

Ling had already given up on correcting Uchiha Kenji and just leaned against Youlu with a headache on his face, letting him talk whatever he wanted - he really couldn't concentrate on coaxing anyone right now.

For a while, both sides lived in peace.

Without that group of violent Uchiha making trouble, the Uzumaki quickly repaired their camp and closed the outer defense spells, allowing the Uchiha to enter.

But unlike Ling who sat down to relax with a tired face, the other three Uchiha still maintained a high-intensity alert state. Uchiha Kenji even came directly in front of Uzumaki Yi and stared at his movements with a pair of Mangekyōs, "Why are you still not well? Are you planning something bad? I tell you, Ling can give birth to a child for the tailed beast, but Yunye will never give birth to a child for you."

Click.

The key that had unlocked the general seal was immediately disrupted with this action. Uzumaki turned stiffly, and it was hard to tell whether his expression was more of shock or inquiry. "Let's not talk about cross-species and reproductive isolation... Can Uchiha men get pregnant?"