Naruto: Let's take a look at the blind Uchiha

Uchiha Kenji obviously didn't mind being stared at. He happily held the soup bowl up to his nose and sniffed, "Hmm, pork, shiitake mushrooms, white radish and carrots... I think there are also wasabi and bonito flakes? Hmm, the nutrition is balanced, and it doesn't smell like there's anything messy in it--"

Uzumaki's mouth twitched, "I'm going to eat it myself, why do you have to put something weird in there? If you don't want to eat it, put it down."

"That's true. I'll be polite then!" Uchiha Kenji picked up the spoon and took a big sip. When the rich yet distinct taste burst on his tongue, he looked at Uzumaki Osamu with bright eyes, "You're amazing! This is the first time I've eaten a soup with so many ingredients and such harmonious flavors! Whoever marries you in the future will definitely be super-happy!"

Uzumaki Osamu's eyebrows twitched, and he emphasized, "I am a man..."

“Well, whoever you marry will be very happy.” Uchiha Kenji glanced at Uzumaki Osamu’s chest, which was so well-capitalized that he had not had time to hide it. He sighed and shook his head, then turned to look at Uchiha Yunye with great interest, “Hey, Yunye, come and make this when you go back! Then add some tomatoes to it, and the sour and spicy taste will definitely be delicious!”

Uchiha Yunye didn't even raise his head, "I can't adapt to your amazing taste. If you want to eat it, wait until you return to the tribe and make it yourself."

"Tsk - if you don't do it, I'll go back and talk to Yingsi..." Uchiha Kenji looked a little unhappy, but soon as if he remembered something, he stood up with the soup he had only taken a sip of and ran towards Ling, "Hey! Ling, try this! It tastes spicy and super delicious! And I've tested it for poison! You can eat it with confidence!"

Uzumaki's face twitched, and veins on the back of his hand were bulging. "So I didn't poison you at all... What on earth do you guys mean? Are you trying to pick a fight on purpose?"

Uchiha Yunye nodded, "He has always been good at finding faults and pissing people off - usually without distinguishing between friend and foe."

"You Uchiha said that he doesn't distinguish between friend and foe when talking, that's really foul-mouthed," Uzumaki Yang finally bandaged all the wounds, still grimacing in pain, "It's a pity you were willing to take him on the mission."

Who knew that as soon as he said this, the three people in front of him showed helplessness in their eyes at the same time. Finally, Uchiha Shinji spoke up, "No, he is face-blind and has poor navigation skills. He can't do anything on his own if he leaves the clan."

"You are Uchiha, right? And that guy is a Mangekyō--" Uzumaki Yang had a complicated expression, "You told me that he is face-blind and has poor direction? I was beaten so badly by him. Even if we are enemies, can we be more sincere? Don't you feel uncomfortable with such a blunt way of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?"

"It couldn't be more true - Brother Xiansi's brain circuit is very problematic. If he wasn't so good at fighting, he would have been kidnapped and eaten dozens of times."

Uchiha Mori crossed his arms and laughed strangely, "If you really want to snatch someone from us, you can try him. He's easy to fool. Maybe after he sobers up and beats you up, he'll seriously consider living with you."

“Why should I? Is it because he is good-looking, petite, cute, talented, simple and gullible…hiss?” Uzumaki Yang stroked his chin, his expression gradually becoming serious, “Don’t say it, you really shouldn’t say it, if the art of reversing yin and yang can be developed, it would be really useful - what are you looking at, it was your own people who proposed it.”

Uchiha Sadaharu said with disgust: "He's a pervert."

Uchiha Yunye nodded in approval: "Without a doubt."

Uchiha Mori gave a thumbs up: "Go warriors!"

Uchiha Sadano and Uchiha Kumono turned their heads together to look at Uchiha Mori - why is it that only you have the wrong style?

While the two of them began to silently condemn Uchiha Mori, Ling was also troubled by Uchiha Kenji's noise, "So, I said it a long time ago, I'm not pregnant at all-"

"Of course not. Look at you. You've even evolved cat ears to facilitate reproduction! I've told you that you can't hide it from me! Eat quickly! You need to replenish your nutrition now!"

Uchiha Kenji passed the bowl forward and glared at Yutaka along the way, "Humph, a tailed beast is a tailed beast, they don't know how to take care of humans. They did such a thing and yet they pretended nothing happened."

Youlu turned his head away, trying hard not to laugh out loud, but his body began to tremble. Feeling this, Ling was hesitant to speak, and finally took the bowl of soup and sighed, "Forget it... Just do as you like."

Uzumaki Yi also raised his hand and put it on Ling's shoulder with a strange look on his face, lowered his voice and leaned closer, "Hey, let me tell you, is this guy real?"

"Well, Kenji is serious, and it's useless to explain at this time..." Ling felt the fatigue that had begun to ease weighing on his body again. He couldn't help but smile bitterly, and his voice became weak again, "But it doesn't matter, he will realize it with time - I'm just not sure how long I have to wait."

Uzumaki Yi looked at Uchiha Kenji who was urging Ling to eat again, raised his hand to touch his chin, and then leaned close to Ling again and smiled, "Well, think about it from another angle, at least he really cares about you, right? Okay, try it, Zhi's cooking is delicious."

"I can't get used to your taste..."

Even though he said that, Ling still used his sense of smell to simply identify the ingredients in the soup, brought it to his mouth and took a sip, but immediately frowned and coughed softly. He turned the soup bowl in his hand and handed it to Uchiha Kenji, "Take it away, the smell of wasabi is too strong, I can't stand it."

"What? You can't even accept this kind of taste. Are you going to degenerate into a primitive man? It's obviously salty and spicy and super delicious..." Uchiha Kenji held the bowl and took a sip, his expression full of resentment, "How can my nephew get enough nutrition if you do this?"

Uzumaki Yi looked at Ling, who was coughing while opening the sealed scroll to find water to drink, and nodded with a sad face, "If you ask me, the reason you feel so uncomfortable now is also related to the fact that you have developed your five senses too sensitively. You can't always find ways to make yourself suffer when you are alive. Why don't you have more interests other than fighting?

For example, you can ask me to do more things this time. You see, I got some fun and benefits, and you got rid of your anger and solved your biggest problem at the same time. I'm not exaggerating, but if this matter arouses the interest of the elders in the tribe, then I can directly ask you for the cost of clearing the target instead of the cost of the target information."

"Speaking of which, I have something else that I'm very interested in." Ling finally suppressed the spiciness in his mouth and turned his head with a smile, "It is said that the Uzumaki clan is good at sealing and guarding dangerous places in various parts of the ninja world... How many forbidden places and dangerous creatures in the ninja world do your clan know? How many forbidden places and dangerous creatures have you taken over?"

"There are currently 6,743 forbidden areas that I can see, of which 1,259 are confirmed to be harmless to humans or have been completely destroyed. There are also some that I cannot see because I am not good at sealing. As for how many I have taken over..." Uzumaki Yi stood up and snorted, "Why do you think those things are recorded by our clan?"