Ultra: Dark Tiga, but the silver-haired beautiful girl
Chapter 57 The damn city management is still chasing me
"After experiencing a group of staff members 'sleepwalking', the local government of Huaxia issued a notice to remind parents to be careful of candies of unknown origin. If they find that their children have eaten something like rainbow lollipops, they must take close care of them within one day..."
"The government even took two days off for this..."
"So Chinese parents can detect their children's abnormalities in time..."
“What a perfect solution...”
Iruma Kei pondered.
"Then it's clear what we have to do..."
"While we don't have the power to furlough people, we can still redeploy defence personnel."
Hui Jujian called the relevant local authorities.
"Hello, I'm the captain of the Victory Team, Megumi Iruma..."
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"Be careful of weird old witches?"
Lina's mouth opened wide.
"Yes, that old witch with a pointed nose, pale face, and hunched back."
Li Xiaobai said seriously.
Her fingers tapped rhythmically on the witch hat in her hand, making a tapping sound.
Da Gu restrained himself from looking at her white fingers and added: "Isn't the old witch still wearing a black cloak that looks dirty?"
Li Xiaobai gave him an affirmative smile: "Yes."
Lina also added: "Are you still pushing the cart?"
"Yes."
Just then, a hoarse voice sounded.
"No, you are sick!!!"
"I really can't stand it anymore!"
"What are you looking at me saying?"
"It's alright to say it, but you said it so loudly!"
Gillanbo finally couldn't bear it anymore, and roared loudly: "I have tolerated you for a long time!"
Li Xiaobai's eyes flashed with a gleam of light: "Since you have discovered it, I will not act in this play anymore!"
She pulled Da Gu and Lina aside and said, "Yes, we are the famous Chinese Empire and Japanese double agents."
"Code name: Urban Management Brigade!"
"Now let me ask you, is your candy sweet?"
As soon as she said these frivolous words, anger immediately welled up in Gillanb's little eyes.
Urban Management Brigade! It's you again!!
I've come all the way to Japan, what else do you want?
The damn urban management is still chasing me!
Its mind immediately flashed back to the scene it encountered a few years ago when it went to China to deliver candies in order to expand sales.
"Candy? Where's your production certificate? What's the shelf life? Where is the manufacturer?"
"Huh? Nothing? Then how dare you run around and feed the kids?"
"Confiscate her car!"
"What? You ask why? I'm an urban management officer, and I'm in charge of you small vendors selling products without any license!"
"Oh, you still dare to resist? Who gave you the courage?"
At that time, Jilanbo was in high spirits, his mind was full of contempt and disdain for humans. He even thought about how to deal with the big man in the vest in front of him.
Then, it was beaten by this big man until dawn...
The other party even enthusiastically wanted to send it to the hospital: "I haven't met such a tough one in a long time. I got beaten up by accident. Sorry!"
"Look, it's all swollen. If you don't know, you would think I was bullying a pig."
"Here is my contact information. When you set up a stall, call me. I will definitely beat you up. No, I will come to support you..."
That day, Gilanbo, a dimensional alien who could teleport, was hit by the continuous attacks like a tide and was unable to resist. He didn't even have time to recover his true form. He experienced the fear of human beings for the first time.
Its self-confidence was severely damaged, and it didn't even have the time to say anything harsh or grow bigger to take revenge before it just ran away carrying the pumpkin house.
Since then, it has never been to China again.
The profession of urban management has also become an eternal pain in its heart.
However, to this day, it is actually heard this line outside of China.
That's right! They must be in the same group as that guy from last time!
Even the tone of voice is similar.
"Hey, let me ask you a question. Is your candy sweet?"
Li Xiaobai picked up a lollipop and put it close to his eyes.
"What's your production date?"
“What about the manufacturer?”
“What about the shelf life?”
"It doesn't even have packaging, which is beyond the limit of three-no products."
“This is a product without any warranty!!”
"You dare to feed this to the children?"
"When I think of a child eating this candy, my heart aches..."
"Go! Dagu, give it two big hooves!"
Da Gu exclaimed, and pointed at himself: "Me?"
Although Lina didn't know why Bai-chan was targeting the old witch in front of her, she was right, and Bai-chan was so cute when she was looking for trouble like this.
So, she chimed in: "Of course it's you? Could it be me?"
Dagu was a little confused, but he felt that there must be some deeper meaning behind Bai's words.
So he rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward.
And the moment he rushed over, he caught a glimpse of a pillar with a mirror on the side out of the corner of his sight.
"This old witch..."
"She has no reflection?!"
This discovery startled him and he paused for a moment.
At this moment, the voice of the captain, Iruma Kei, came from his headset: "All members of the Victory Team, please pay attention. Be wary of people who distribute candies of unknown origin on the street. They may be monsters. The relevant personnel are on the way. Cooperate with them and don't let any suspicious person go!"
"Monster!"
Lina was also startled, and at this time, Jilanbo pushed the cart suddenly, knocked Dagu away, and ran in one direction.
“The person who posted the unknown candy, could it be…”
Lina exclaimed.
"It should be it. I just looked in the mirror and there was no trace of it."
Dagu affirmed.
"Lina, notify the captain, I'll go after it!"
Dagu said hurriedly and rushed out.
"Hey Dagu!"
Lina sighed helplessly and sent information to the team via voice.
"Yes, yes, we found a suspicious person."
"It was an old witch in a black cloak, pushing a cart with rainbow candies on it."
"The mirror won't reflect its shadow. Dagu has already caught up with it."
"Bai-chan is here too. She was the first to find us. Our current location is..."
After finishing the report, Lina hung up the phone.
Then, she seemed to have thought of something, her eyes full of admiration: "Bai-chan, so you knew it was a monster from the beginning?"
Of course Li Xiaobai knew that this thing was a monster.
But she still shook her head and said, "No, I thought it was a human trafficker."
"The most common thing our parents told us in our hometown is not to eat food of unknown origin. It would be fine if this thing was sold, but it was given away for free. And this kind of candy, which doesn't seem to have any information at first glance, can only fool children with low vigilance. After all, it looks very suspicious."
Lina said weakly: "That's not the case. Dagu wanted to ask for one at that time..."
She didn't have the courage to say that she wanted to eat one too, after all, the candy looked delicious.
Li Xiaobai sighed: "So he is a fool..."
Lina is actually one of those people who is not very vigilant.
After all, in the original book, it was she who ate the candy.
But for some things, the correct way to deal with them is to see through them without saying them out loud.
No?
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