Reborn Demon Emperor, I have to stay away from them

The old nest still needs to be maintained, but the matters inside the nest can also be helped by the dog Taoist priest Li Dao Ji. Tsk, the dog Taoist priest is still very skillful.

Especially good at dealing with evil cultivators!

So, after Su Qiyuan was fine, she returned to her boudoir.

The first thing he saw was Yu Mu lying unconscious on the bed! Su Qiyuan's originally calm eyes flashed with shame and anger, and he quickly walked up and pinched the flesh on Yu Mu's thigh a few times...

"You are so cruel. You didn't even say hello to your own Taoist partner when you did anything. You owe me a thousand miles of red makeup and don't even think about paying it back!"

The more I thought about it, the angrier I got, and the harder I pinched!

Then...suddenly, Su Qiyuan saw that Yu Mu's long eyelashes seemed to tremble slightly.

At this moment... light came through the window and through the gauze curtain and fell on half of Yu Mu's face, which was so handsome that it was breathtaking.

He slowly opened his eyes and bared his teeth slightly.

"hiss……"

Su Qiyuan then realized that he was still pinching the soft flesh on Yu Mu's thigh... So, when he saw Yu Mu waking up, Su Qiyuan hurriedly picked up Yu Mu with a smile on his face.

"What's wrong? Did you have a nightmare? Don't be afraid, don't be afraid~"

As he spoke, he gently stroked the back of Yu Mu's head.

Yu Mu: “…………”

"Even with my physical strength, I still felt severe pain. You can imagine how much force you used when you pinched me..."

"No way, who pinched you? It's obviously you who had the nightmare."

Yu Mu looked at the bruise on his thigh and said, "Yes, yes, I had a nightmare."

As the light gradually shifted, Su Qiyuan stared straight into Yu Mu's eyes, and Yu Mu felt his scalp tingling.

She looked at Yu Mu: "I am still worried about you, twice."

"You came back, but instead of coming to see me, you went to fight the demons. Are their lives as valuable as yours? Fortunately, you were still warm when Mo sent you back."

"Don't do this next time, okay?"

There seemed to be a hint of pleading on Su Qiyuan's beautiful face, especially the crystal clearness in her beautiful eyes, which really made Yu Mu feel distressed and guilty.

Gently holding the beauty in his arms, Yu Mu said in a gentle and soft voice: "Only in this way can I protect what I want to protect, what I... love."

"Don't worry, I won't do that again."

"That's better." Su Qiyuan's pretty big eyes narrowed into crescents. She rubbed them in Yu Mu's arms, then raised her head, with curved eyebrows, and took out a pill and stuffed it into Yu Mu's mouth.

Feeling the cool fingertips brushing across his lips, Yu Mu's eyes seemed to be hot. As for what the pill was, he swallowed it without even thinking about it.

Hmm? Wait, this smell...seems...somewhat...familiar?

"There is some toxin in your body, which could cause a hidden disease. You need to get rid of it."

Su Qiyuan stood up, tossed her long hair, pecked Yu Mu's nose lightly, and then disappeared...

Yu Mu didn't have time to savor that touch of tenderness. His face changed drastically, and he felt the churning in his stomach that he hadn't felt for a long time...

"I...I C???"

He looked in disbelief at the direction Su Qiyuan left...

A very ordinary pill, she didn't even want to give me the good ones! I cried my heart out!

But that pill was covered with a thick layer of medicinal juice... This was the magical fruit cultivated by the master, which caused people to have diarrhea after eating it!

I used this thing to play a little joke on Zhao Xifeng not long ago, and the retribution... has come so soon?

"Gulu gulu..."

"I'm C!!!"

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There is no doubt that Yu Mu had diarrhea, and it lasted for more than 20 days...his intestines were almost pulled out...

Whenever he had diarrhea, Su Qiyuan would suddenly appear, move a chair to sit in front of him, lift her white and tender legs and look at him with a smile.

This also made Yu Mu deeply understand a truth. It turns out that people are most vulnerable when they are pooping...

He really regretted being seduced by beauty, and for a moment he actually fell for the trick he had used! Fortunately, Yu Mu was really strong, and he stopped pooping after more than 20 days...

Yu Mu's life here is not very comfortable, but Li Dao Ji and Shi Di Fu are living quite comfortably.

When Yu Mu's divine sense swept over, he found that these two were mixed together to sell black magic cultivators, and they also bullied black magic cultivators...

Using Black Magic Cultivators as table legs and stools, perhaps only someone like Steve could come up with this idea. However, the large-scale sale of Black Magic Cultivators also provided considerable economic value to the Demon Realm.

Yu Mu expressed sympathy, the black magic cultivator is also a human being!

So... he took an extra 10% commission from the transactions with the Black Magician.

That day, at the edge of Xietan, Su Qiyuan sat on Yu Mu's lap.

Yu Mu looked at the morning sun rising above the water, while Su Qiyuan counted Yu Mu's hairs one by one. Both of them were so beautiful that they looked like a fairy couple.

Only the evil cultivators working in the evil beach understand what these two seemingly harmless guys are like...

"Do you want to go out and take a look?" Yu Mu put one hand around Su Qiyuan's soft waist, his voice calm and gentle.

If possible, he really wanted to hold her like this for a long, long time, and never let go.

"I haven't been out yet." Su Qiyuan was stunned for a moment and continued to count Yu Mu's hair.

"Actually, I haven't had much to do lately, so it's good to go out for a walk."

"Well, I want to take you to walk the same path I have walked. I have wanted to do this for a long, long time, but unfortunately I never had the chance." The morning sun rose completely, and Yu Mu tightened his arms around Su Qiyuan's waist.

Su Qiyuan blinked her eyes. In front of Yu Mu, she was not Su Baopi.

"How long ago?"

"In the last life?"

Upon hearing this, Su Qiyuan's eyebrows curved, and he was in an obviously good mood. He gently tapped Yu Mu's forehead and said, "You are so sweet."

Perhaps because of her fluttering heart, or perhaps because she wanted to hide her shyness, Su Qiyuan knocked Yu Mu on the forehead and said, "Oops! Where are you counting to? No, wait until I finish counting."

Yu Mu: “…………”

………………

Su Qiyuan didn’t count all the hairs on Yu Mu’s head, and perhaps she would never want to count them all in her lifetime.

This was the first time she walked out of the Demon Realm with Yu Mu.

It was a small mountain village, a small mountain village with not much spiritual energy from heaven and earth.

I don’t know how many generations have passed since the beginning of this village. Now, this place is completely different from what Yu Mu remembers. Only the landform remains the same as he remembers.

He has been living here since he can remember, and has never seen his parents or other relatives.

He had a hard life at that time. He was so young that he didn't even know how old he was.

He competed with wild dogs and children for food and stole the bran used to feed chickens. When he was caught, he was beaten.

Later... there was a fairy who was very beautiful. She saved herself from a wild dog’s mouth. She told herself that she was... five years old.

It was from this time that Yu Mu embarked on his journey.

"Is this your home?"

"I don't have a home. This is just a place to start." Yu Mu smiled. There was no bitterness in his smile, only indifference.

At this moment, he suddenly felt his fingers being held by a slightly cool and soft hand.

Su Qiyuan held Yu Mu's hand tightly, and she looked at Yu Mu with tenderness in her eyes.

"Wherever I am, that's your home."

"Well, you are the best." Yu Mu gently scratched Su Qiyuan's nose.

Not too far away, there was a bitter gaze that was always falling on the two of them.