The taxi door opened, and the passenger seat man couldn't wait to get out of the car. He ran towards Lin Ze with enchanting steps.

"Xiao Kong Kong——"

It would be great if the sweet and coquettish voice was not coming from a pervert wearing a red tights.

"Wade?"

Lin Ze frowned, narrowed his eyes, and had a bad feeling.

Isn't this the Deadpool we met at Professor X's school?

Why is he here?

"Empty treasure~"

While Lin Ze was still in a daze, Deadpool pounced on him without stopping, knocking him off balance.

"Woo woo, baby, you missed me so much."

When Deadpool saw Lin Ze, his eyes lit up and he hugged him and refused to let go.

Lin Ze's face was forced to press against Wade's hard chest muscles, and his facial features were wrinkled.

Deadpool is very strong, but the pungent smell on his body is too obvious, it's simply stinky.

"Wade! Let me go! Yue...what's that smell? Did you fall into a cesspool?"

Lin Ze struggled desperately, but was held tightly by Deadpool.

"Yes, this is the unique body fragrance of Mr. Deadpool. How is it? Sexy?"

Wade hugged the boy and took a deep breath through his golden hair. He looked intoxicated and sighed in an ambiguous way: "Hiss - Ha~"

"Kongkong, you don't have to envy me too much. You smell good too. Oh~ my sweet peach."

!!!

"Rotten walnut! You big bad guy! Let the traveler go!"

Seeing that Lin Ze was being held and unable to break free, Paimon quickly flew over and punched Wade in the face with his little fist.

"Whoa! Look who is this?"

"My dear little flying Paimon, have you forgotten me? I am your most handsome Wade male god. I once saved your life when you were escaping from the experimental base. You can't repay me with evil now!"

Wade dodged Paimon's little fist while winking at him, looking as mean as he could be.

Even through the hood, it can make people who see it feel strongly uncomfortable in their stomach.

"I haven't forgotten, but you can't bully travelers! Let go!"

Seeing that his fists couldn't hit Deadpool, Paimon simply used his Flying Kick to attack Wade from behind.

"Hey, you can't hit it."

Wade held Lin Ze with both hands and pressed him on top of him, while he twisted his hip to avoid Paimon's attack. But he forgot that besides Lin Ze and Paimon, the two people standing next to them were not the ones who could just stand there and watch.

Chongyun felt that the situation was not right, so he pulled out a red sword from the air. The blade of the sword looked like it was made of the bones of some giant beast. When it was swung towards Deadpool, Wade seemed to hear the sound of waves from ancient times.

"Traveler, I'm here to help you!"

Chongyun ran over, then leaped into the air, holding the sword high above his head. A chilling cold air poured out from the blade, and he swung it fiercely at Deadpool's face.

"Hey! Hey! Wait!"

When Wade saw that something was wrong, he immediately shouted, but it was too late.

His excuses were still on the way, but Chongyun's E skill had already arrived.

"Sword printed with dyed ice!"

boom!

The sword energy broke through, forming an ice explosion within the range, gorgeous ice crystals fell, and Deadpool's body flew to the side like a balloon with a hole in it.

“Ah ...

Boom!

call....

世界

It's quiet now.

......

When the taxi driver Du Mingde heard Deadpool say that he met his first love who came back from the dead, he thought it would be a very touching reunion scene. However, he did not expect to see such a brutal scene. He was so scared that he quickly hid in the back of the taxi, squatting on the ground and trembling.

Lin Ze, who had returned to his freedom, quickly shook off his goose bumps and looked at Wade lying on the ground with a frown on his face: "I told you to be a jerk, you deserve to be beaten. Hey, Wade, get up, can we talk normally?"

"Wade!"

No response...

No response...

Still no response...

\"Wade, Wade, wake up!\"

Lin Ze reached out and shook Wade's shoulder, but the other party didn't respond as if he was dead.

No, he knows Wade's physical condition very well.

Thinking back to the time when the enemy's bullets had been riddled with bullets, he was still alive and kicking. It didn't make sense that Chongyun just gave him a 'light' slap and it was over.

Lin Ze called out twice but saw no response, and he began to wonder.

Paimon flew over and asked anxiously, "Ah, is Rotten Walnut okay? Why...did he faint?"

Chongyun also realized something was wrong and hurried over: "I...Traveler, I didn't use too much strength just now, I only used two-thirds of my strength. I didn't expect him to be so weak. He...isn't he dead?"

"What?! There's a client!?"

Hu Tao was smiling and chatting with Du Mingde beside the taxi, but when he heard what was happening here, he immediately rushed over.

She looked at Deadpool lying on the ground, sniffed his breath, and then lay on his chest and listened to his heartbeat for a while.

As Kurumi listened to the famous song "Flight of the Bumblebee" played by the strong heart of this "corpse", a playful expression appeared on her face, as if she wanted to play a prank.

"Oops~"

Hu Tao lay on the "corpse" and covered his mouth in pretended surprise. He chuckled twice, and his pair of starry eyes rolled around.

"What should I do...I feel like I'm really running out of energy."

"what!"

"No way!!"

"Mr. Deadpool!"

Except for Lin Ze who realized that Hu Tao was teasing him, Paimeng, Chongyun and Du Mingde all screamed in surprise when they took it seriously.

Hu Tao stopped Chongyun who was about to come up for first aid, blinked at the innocent boy, then raised an eyebrow at Lin Ze, and then spoke loudly.

"It seems that his heart has stopped beating. This is not a good sign. Why don't you give him some CPR, Traveler? Maybe he can be saved."

When the man lying on the ground pretending to be dead heard this, the heart under Hu Tao's hand beat even more happily.

Hu Tao spoke very seriously, as if he was going to leave if you delayed any longer.

Apart from Chongyun who was a little slow to react, Paimeng and Du Mingde were the most worried and anxious.

"Ah! What CPR? Traveler, do you know how to do it? Hurry up and save the rotten walnut."

Paimon pulled Lin Ze's sleeve, pointed at Deadpool and asked anxiously.

Lin Ze looked at the innocent Paimeng helplessly, and secretly made a covering mouth expression to the child. Then, seeing her puzzled expression, he pulled Du Mingde, who was watching, over and asked him to lie down.

"Of course I will! I'll save them now!!"

As Lin Ze spoke, he made a "please" gesture to Du Mingde, then pointed at Deadpool and shook his head, followed by a "I really can't do it, you do it" gesture.

Du Mingde was stunned, not knowing what was going on. But when he saw Lin Ze put his hands together and shook them at him, saying "please" silently, his mind was in a mess and he didn't think much about it.

So Du Mingde, who thought of saving the most people, slowly lifted the red hood of Deadpool.

It was a small thing to see, but it gave him a fright.

My goodness, what the hell is this posture of pouting and offering oneself eagerly for you to take? !

Du Mingde didn't know why, but he followed Lin Ze's example, pointed at Wade who was pouting, and asked a silent soul-searching question with a puzzled look on his face: What's going on?

The others didn't say anything, they just covered their mouths and laughed.

Du Mingde was puzzled as he saw them laughing for no apparent reason. He lowered his head and saw that Mr. Deadpool's originally straight body was now quietly and slowly raised up, and his wrinkled and pouting mouth was approaching.

"what--!"

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