Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

The second basement floor of the Wangsheng Hall - Walnut Studio

"Hey, girl, do you know how to dress up? Forget it, just follow my steps. The first step is to pick up your facial cleanser, dip it in water and rub it on my handsome face."

"Yes, yes, you must be gentle and soft, otherwise my newborn baby's skin will be hurt."

Under the dim light, Walnut rubbed his hands full of foam on a round, talking head.

"Hey, facial cleanser can't wash it off, can dishwashing liquid do it?"

"What! Pretty girl, I'm seriously warning you, Captain Delicious Pants' face is not the dirty dishes in your sink. Uh, wash it with soap. Forget it, go get me a cup of tea first. I'm so tired of beauty tutorials. Ha, my throat is going to smoke."

Walnut left his chair, went to the sink to rinse the foam off his hands, then poured a cup of tea on the table and brought it back.

"Come here, open your mouth."

gurgling gurgling

The person who was talking was drinking water happily, but if someone broke into the room at this time, they would be scared to death.

I saw a wooden platform in the center of the dark room, covered with a layer of white cloth, and a human head was placed in the middle of the white cloth.

The girl held the cup and gently fed the human head tea. As the head swallowed, the red tea flowed out from the broken neck.

A cup of tea went in at the front and out at the back. Seeing this, Hu Tao simply found a bowl and placed it at the base of the neck where the head had just grown a section, to collect the remaining tea.

"Phew, I feel much better. Hey, wasn't that a bit too much to put the bowl down? You're taking away the essence of my body!"

Wade protested to Walnut, shaking his head.

Yes, the so-called Captain Delicious Pants, the 'client' that Walnut had just accepted, was none other than Deadpool, Wade, who had just parted with their group not long ago.

Walnut poured the water in the bowl into the toilet and pressed the flush button.

“I just don’t want to clear the table again.”

Walnut returned to the platform and was selecting tools on the small table next to the platform with great interest. She turned her head and spoke to Wade, who was left with only his head.

"You really aren't committing suicide?"

"Suicide? Haha, how is that possible? I just want to see the precious polar bears up close."

Wade dismissed Walnut's speculation.

"Are you sure? Do I need to jump into the polar bear's cafeteria to have a look?"

Walnut took out a small powder puff and patted it softly on Wade's newborn smooth skin.

"A close-up look. Well, to be honest, it's because I'm nearsighted and have 380 degrees of astigmatism, so I have to get closer to see it."

Wade's voice is shrill, probably because his vocal cords have just grown out.

"Hmph, then you ran so close, did you observe anything?" Hu Tao put down the powder puff, took out a small brush, and brushed the red lip balm twice.

"Pout your pretty mouth."

Wade pouted, feeling the touch on his mouth and the coolness on his lips, and told Walnut about his "discovery".

"Oh, did you know that polar bears' chrysanthemums are not white, but black..."

"I took a look inside, and it was as if I saw the end of the world."

"what is that?"

Kurumi stopped what he was doing and asked curiously.

"This is a secret. If you want to know it, it is probably a huge pit."

Walnut rolled her eyes. She thought this guy must be talking nonsense.

After taking back the makeup tools, Walnut took a mirror and held it in front of Wade's eyes.

"Okay, let's check the results."

"Oh! Let me see the peerless face of Kangkang, the sexiest male star in the United States, ah-ah!!!"

Wade saw what he saw in the mirror and couldn't help but scream.

"Watfa! Who is the shemale in here?!"

Long eyelashes, bright red lips, and Barbie pink blush make Wade look particularly "sexy" against his pale face.

There was a 'delicate' red mole on his bumpy forehead.

"This is not me! The old sister-in-law in the mirror is definitely not me!! Bad review, definitely bad review!"

Wade started yelling again.

Walnut frowned, not understanding why Wade was not satisfied with his service.

It was obvious that her previous clients were very satisfied with her skills, so satisfied that they never protested against her makeup techniques?

"Oh, okay, okay, I'll wash it off for you. Really, you're such a fuss."

"Huh? Is it possible that your previous clients simply couldn't speak?"

Wade hits the point.

"Do you really not want the rest of your body parts anymore?"

Walnut smeared makeup remover on Wade's face as if she didn't hear him, then abruptly changed the subject.

"Honey, do you mean my arm with only two fingers left, or my long leg with only one fingernail left?"

"Shit! Didn't those white-haired guys have lunch when they came from home? They ate it so clean!"

Wade licked the bitter liquid on his face, looked at the big bag placed not far from Walnut and said, "I really don't want it anymore. Without Mr. Deadpool's smart head, those things have lost their energy function."

"Burn it. Warm reminder, I have athlete's foot, remember to disinfect the bag."

walnut:"......"

"That's weird. Your head fell off, so how did you grab Zhongli's leg with your hands?"

Walnut actually didn't recognize at first that the "client" was actually Wade, whom she had just met not long ago, after all, the body parts were scattered all over the floor.

His head was also bitten beyond recognition by the polar bear. If Hu Tao hadn't picked up the bag that Zhongli threw away and checked it, she would not have discovered it.

"My dear, it seems that your biology teacher didn't teach you well. Of course, you lose the ability to move after your hand is broken. How can you possibly be able to catch someone?"

"Zhongli? Oh! Oh! You mean the guy who threw me like a shot put, right?"

Wade moistened his lips and smiled mysteriously:

"At that time, I had just woken up in the bag and was surprised to find that my body was gone, leaving only a smart brain."

"It was still pitch black around me, but I could clearly feel through the thin fabric, the warm, solid and strong body of another person rubbing against my delicate skin around my lips. The devil's steps were rubbing against my delicate skin around my lips."

"To show my friendliness, I greeted him warmly."

!!!

Seeing the changing expression on Walnut's face, Wade couldn't help but smile even brighter.

"Slurp, he's so sensitive, ugh, sharp."

"It threw me up so high. Baby Wade hates roller coasters the most."

Hu Tao was silent for a while, and was a little glad that Zhongli couldn't stand this man's bad mouth and left first. If he had heard these words in person, even if Deadpool had super self-healing abilities, he would never be able to escape the wrath of Morax.

.......

"Your 'souvenir' is burned, where should I put it?"

Hu Nut scooped out the 'other parts' that had been burnt into powder in the furnace, and carefully placed them bit by bit in a porcelain container.

Wade licked his fingers and used a baby-sized KFC fork to flip through the brochure of the Hall of Rebirth that Walnut had left on the sofa with great interest.

"I've decided. I want a value package. I want a special price. I want it all. I also want a golden coffin. Honey, give it all. I want to buy a few homes for my souvenirs."

Walnut was delighted, but then she became confused: "Souvenirs...?"

She was just about to ask if there were any parts of Mr. Wade's body that were missing besides the ones at the scene?

But at this time there was a knock on the door.

Dengdengdeng.

Paimon's little face was pressed against the transparent window of the basement. If you looked closely, you could see a tuft of golden hair sticking out from the corner of the window.

"Kumuro, are you there? The Traveler and I are here to see you."