Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

"Wait, I'm not cold yet."

Deadpool, whose half body was stuffed into a 'familiar' sack, groaned. Walnut sighed and pulled the person out again with mixed feelings.

"Why are you looking so disappointed? I just slipped."

Deadpool grabbed Walnut for leverage and tried to stand up, but couldn't help but curse the next second.

"FFFFF, this landing method is really unrealistic. Little Star, I urgently need a gentle princess hug right now. Damn! My kneecaps seem to have turned into powder."

Hu Tao was also intoxicated by his exaggerated performance. She shook her head helplessly and reached out to support him but was grabbed by someone else.

"I'll do this."

Colossus came over from somewhere, grabbed one of Deadpool's arms and hung it around his neck, then raised his arm to pick him up.

Who would have thought that the man who was wailing on the ground just now would jump up on the spot the next second, and jump away from Colossus as if nothing had happened, and he kept muttering: "I'm fine, I'm fine, hey, you scared me, I thought you were asking for a kiss, big piece of iron, although if you force it, I can't refuse... at least give me some time to put on the lip balm."

As he said that, Deadpool actually took out a lip balm from somewhere and started applying it.

"Deadpool, be serious."

Colossus somehow felt that standing here, especially with his 'new friend' Walnut present, Deadpool's nonsense made him feel very embarrassed.

"He and I don't have 'that' kind of relationship."

Walnut understood how powerful Deadpool was in making everyone embarrassed, and she nodded seriously to show that she understood Colossus' explanation.

Wait, while Walnut was talking to Colossus, Deadpool over there actually took care of the little boy Russell.

He used physical attacks and knocked the man down with one blow.

While the little boy was falling to the ground, the armed men on the side immediately put a dripping object around Russell's neck.

"Haha, I got you, little squirrel."

"Wait, what is that for?"

After putting on the restraints, the man saw that the threat was lifted and answered Deadpool's question.

"Ability-attenuating collar, something that suppresses all mutant abilities. It can't be removed unless you use a grenade."

Wade curled his lips under the mask, obviously sneering at this kind of thing.

"Thank you, Mr. Hero. We will take care of the rest."

The head of the mutant rehabilitation agency, the bald old man, appeared. He stood in front of the gloomy white coat and decided Russell's next affiliation at one go.

Russell glanced at the old man, pursed his lips tightly, and his eyes were filled with forbearance and hatred.

"Take me to the ice box, please, anywhere is better than this." Russell begged Deadpool.

Deadpool was rarely more patient: "Trust me kid, you definitely don't want to go to the Ice Box. It's a top tourist attraction compared to the large intestine of an eighty-year-old constipated man."

"Well, although putting a child in solitary confinement for making a mistake may be a punishment, but from what Deadpool described, Ice Box is not a good place. It's better not to go there if you can."

Hu Tao also wanted to say a few words of advice, but she noticed that Russell's expression was not right, his breathing was rapid, and his pupils were dilated. It was obvious that he was very scared.

"Oh, it's okay, it's just a little fire. Everyone makes mistakes when they are young. I know a friend who blew up an entire mountain and changed the landscape when she was happy. Don't be too nervous, it's not a big deal. Why are you sweating so much? Are you suffering from heat stroke? I'll help you sit in the shade."

Walnut had good intentions to help, but as soon as she put her hand on Russell's arm, she heard the boy gasp.

Even the thick-skinned Deadpool could tell something was wrong with such an obvious sign. He pulled open Russell's sleeves and saw bruises all over the boy's arms.

Upon closer inspection, the boy's neck was covered with scars left by injuries.

Seeing this, Hu Tao thought of Russell's expression when he saw the old man, and she understood something.

"Sometimes people are scarier than ghosts. Oh my goodness, this master is angry!"

Hu Tao turned her wrist, and a spear appeared in her hand. A dragon carving spiraled up from the handle and coiled around the tassel. The spear head was extremely sharp, and the cold light carried the dragon's murderous aura.

If Lin Ze and the others were here at this time, curious little Paimon might ask why Hu Tao didn't take the Homa.

Lin Ze has something to say: I am so extravagant, you want me to draw from the weapon pool for just a ten-draw?! Wouldn't it be better to draw more wives? I'll just make do with the Mie Chen in the box.

"Hey wait wait, little star, don't be so irritable. It's not good to have menopause at such a young age. It can easily cause endocrine disorders."

Deadpool stopped Walnut and said, "Do you remember why I came here?"

"what?"

Walnut tilted his head.

"Tsk, why doesn't this kid listen carefully? Let me repeat it again."

Deadpool shrugged and said loudly: "I, Deadpool, came here today to help others and do good deeds. At first I thought this arsonist was the root of the evil, but!"

"The great Deadpool will not be deceived by appearances. He discovered the truth of the world! The shadow hidden behind the pure white has nowhere to escape under Deadpool's wise eyes. Ignorant people, the world has deceived us!"

"Blah blah blah"

The more Hu Tao listened, the more familiar the words sounded.

"Haha, sounds familiar, right? When you were out promoting your business, a middle school girl came to visit your store. I helped you with the reception."

"What a shame! If she had come a little later, I could have had roast chicken for dinner that day. Slurp, that chicken is so fat and can speak with a British accent."

After expressing his thoughts, Deadpool took the time to answer Walnut's questions.

Walnut: He can't be talking about Fischer von Rufuschloss-Nafedot and Oz, right?

The old man over there was still looking at his watch impatiently, but he was unexpectedly hit by a bullet in the forehead by Deadpool.

"NO!!!"

Colossus knocked Deadpool down, and Walnut was also shocked. She didn't expect Deadpool to act so quickly.

She just wanted to punish those who hurt Russell, but she didn't really want to kill them.

In her heart, the weight of life cannot be trampled upon by anyone, even if Deadpool is her friend.

"Are you all blind? The child was abused, you can see it, everyone can see it, but you just pretend not to see it!"

Deadpool was grabbed by the neck by Colossus, but he showed no regrets for his actions.

"You are not the judge, the jury or the executioner! You are not qualified to do this!"

Colossus' raised fist did not come down, but Deadpool was put on the same ability-attenuating collar as Russell.

"Wait, where are you taking him? He's sick and he'll die without a cure!"

Walnut's gun stopped the armed men surrounding Deadpool. Although she strongly disagreed with what Deadpool had just done, she knew the consequences of him losing his ability, and she couldn't let these men take Wade away.

"Little girl, I advise you not to defend Deadpool. He should be punished for his actions just now."

"What punishment? Where are they taking him?"

"The ice box. That's the best place for him."

"What ice box, fire box? Deadpool should be in his urn in our Hall of the Dead!"

Deadpool looked at Walnut who was standing in front of him with a touched face, tears streaming down his face.

When Walnut saw that look, he got goosebumps all over his body.

"Uh, what are you doing?"

Deadpool wiped his tears and said, "Ahem, it's nothing. I just felt so moved that I wanted to vomit."

"...It's obviously your love cells that have spread!"

"It's cancer cells, dear little star."

"Don't worry about the details now!"