Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

"I found the direction of my life, Weasel. I failed to save Vanessa last time, but at least I can save the child this time."

Inside Sister Margaret's bar, Wade was sitting at the bar wearing the prison uniform he brought out from the ice box, telling his best friend, Weasel, the bartender and part-time boss of the bar, about his discovery.

The weasel man wearing black-framed glasses kept moving. He mixed the wine in the glass and pushed it to his friend.

"Child? Which one over there do you mean?"

Following the direction of the weasel's finger, Wade looked towards another area of ​​the bar. Walnut's clear and energetic voice came from the encirclement of a group of burly mercenaries:

"Hey! If you don't want to buy anything, then don't buy it. Why are you pulling out a knife? What I said is true. Mercenary jobs are inherently risky. Can't we prepare for a rainy day?"

"Uncle, is this your girlfriend next to you? Miss sister, you and your boyfriend can discuss and place an order together. It happens that we have an event in the store, and the corpse is cremated. The price for two is only one, and it will be given away during the holidays soon." Give yourself and your loved one a special gift...."

(Crash)

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kick your chair away, I just didn't stand firmly, (bang!) Big...big brother, are you okay with your feet? I swear! It was the table that moved first."

(Boom) "Ouch! It hurts, it hurts, where did this come from? Excuse me...did anyone lose their dentures just now?"

Wherever Bennett passed, there was a burst of fucking sounds.

Wade seemed to be accustomed to this kind of scene. He turned his head calmly and explained to the weasel who was looking at him with a frown:

"Not these two, I'm talking about a boy named Russell whom I met not long ago. His figure is a bit like the medical robot named 'Wall-E' in Big Hero 6, the white Michelin tire that can ball up garbage into its body to make E-Ross cubes." (???)

"I am not responsible for the damage caused by these two Diablos. You can go directly to their parents later. My dear little Lili never carries money when she goes out, but she does have her own wallet. Although that wallet likes to play with arrows more than I do and always dislikes me."

Wade, who once encountered the head of the New York branch of Northland Bank and was severely beaten by him for "inexplicable reasons", has a say at this time.

The weasel looked helpless, but still couldn't help complaining: "Oh Wade, you just confused the two movies "Big Hero 6" and "Wall-E". Also, I have to ask for compensation without you telling me. That 'Wreck-It Ralph' has already broken three of my tables and seven chairs in such a short time."

"Wait! I must be dazzled. Did that dark girl pull a ghost out of her back? Halloween has already passed. Is she the daughter of Satan?"

"Hey!! Jim! Put away your cross and garlic! This is a bar, not your mother's back kitchen!"

"Glenn! Damn, put your gun back in your ass! Don't you know that physical attacks are useless against ghosts? You're going to ruin this place! Fuck!"

The weasel stabilized the chaotic situation in that area with his attacks (wrong). He retracted his gaze and looked at his friend in front of him again, with a serious look behind his glasses.

"Wade, you'd better tell me everything that happened, and I'll go. If I had known she was coming, I wouldn't have come."

"God, I should have gone to the bathroom earlier. That ghost with facial features successfully disabled my excellent bladder contraction muscles two seconds ago."

Wade was stunned, his eyebrows, no, the two muscles above his eye sockets raised, he bent down and squatted, and through the gap under the bar, he saw a puddle of water under the weasel's feet.

"Here I am, brother. Do you need me to lend you a pair of pants?"

After that, Wade reached out and took two pieces of paper from the tissue box on the bar and handed them to the weasel.

\"...\"

The weasel looked at Wade speechlessly and shook his head.

"No, I plan to let it dry naturally."

"Ok."

After hesitating for a second with the paper in his hand, Wade threw the paper on the ground under his feet, and put his legs on the countertop of the bar by the way.

"Du Mingde! Bring me a mop. If you want to be a professional killer, you must learn how to use a mop before you can use a gun."

The weasel's body trembled. He wanted to use Du Mingde, a taxi driver who intended to become a professional killer and was introduced by Wade to come to the bar for internship. However, the other party was desperately squeezing in the crowd to snatch the limited edition discount coupon of Wangshengtang from Walnut's hand, and he had no time to pay attention to him at the moment.

"Oh great, your taxi got a ticket!"

"Oh my God!"

Du Mingde over there immediately gave up the tempting discount coupon and rushed out of the bar. The weasel rolled his eyes over there and nodded to Wade who was looking at him to speak.

Wade drank the liquid in the cup on the table and put the empty glass on the table.

"To put it simply, I'm going to save that kid, Russell. I'm going to save him. He's never had anyone around him, and now I've decided to be the first one in his life." Wade looked at the weasel with a firm look in his eyes and said the last two words: "Man."

"You don't need to emphasize the gender at the end!"

The weasel roughly understood what his friend meant. The mutant boy named Russell had been making quite a lot of noise recently, and his reports were all over the news. As a well-informed person, he naturally heard about it.

"Listen, according to my people, these mutants are about to be transferred to a super prison 80 miles away."

Wade licked his lips and nodded slightly: "Then I will rob people in the middle of the transportation."

"Don't worry, man. If you go alone, you will definitely be beaten to a pulp by the escorting guards. And that super-chested soldier from the future you mentioned will definitely show up."

After listening to Wade's description of 'that man', Weasel expressed his concerns, but he was interrupted by his friend who suddenly spoke up.

Wade: "You know what, I have a brilliant idea."

Weasel: "What?"

"We want to form a team, a team that upholds human justice. They are flexible, powerful, and have core social values. Everyone united together is like a loving family."

Wade spoke to the Weasel very seriously: "I just thought of a name for the team, it's called——"

"Justice League!"

"what do you think?"

Weasel was about to speak when Wade reversed what he had said a quarter of a second earlier.

"Forget it, let's change the name. I don't want to receive a subpoena from the DC Law Department. There will be copyright risks."

Wade was so obsessed with the team name that the weasel just felt his butt go cold.

Sooliang, as the name suggests, means both whoosh and cool.

"Uh... you're right. Although I don't quite understand what you said, I will always support you, brother. I'll send out the recruitment brochure now, but let's make it clear that we will not pay for medical and dental expenses."

Wade smiled and waved his hand: "Don't worry about the treatment. Just add a sentence to your recruitment notice. If you die in the mission, we will be responsible for the burial."

"OK?"

The weasel dripped away.

Wade nodded in satisfaction, he put his legs back on the ground from the bar, then limped against the wall (his legs were numb) and 'rescued' the two little guys from the crowd.

"Guys, I'm going to do something big that will change a boy's life. You're welcome to join the justice team I've formed. We're currently short of people. Now, take out your cell phones and call your relatives, classmates, and ex-boyfriends!"

Walnut, Bennett: "..."

Wade ran away after giving instructions to the two children. He snatched the phone from Du Mingde who had just come in and dialed a number.

[Sorry, the number you dialed is out of service area..]

Wade: "Strange, where did Xiao Kongkong go?"

the other side.

Lin Ze, who had already explored all the rooms with Chongyun, looked at the mist he exhaled and pressed his fingers lightly on the mirror decorations that could be seen everywhere, as if thinking about something.

"Traveler, have you found anything?"

The voice of 'Chongyun' behind him has changed, and his tone is filled with unbearable excitement.

Lin Ze wiped the mirror, and the warmth of his palm melted the frost on the decoration into water droplets that formed a light-colored mark.

He looked at his men.

The 'Lin Ze' in the mirror maintained the same movements as in reality, but Chongyun behind 'him' looked a little disheveled, with disheveled hair and wrinkled clothes. Chongyun was leaping high and slamming down with the sword in his hand.

Lin Ze seemed to hear Chongyun's resounding skill voice.

"Surrender your hands and be executed!"

Ding.

Lin Ze suddenly pulled his hand back and covered his frostbitten fingers with his lowered sleeves.

"what happened?"

He turned around and saw this 'Chongyun' looking at him with concern.

Lin Ze smiled and shook his head at Chongyun: "I didn't find anything, but it seems to be colder here."

"Ah, it seems so. How strange."

There was a flash of resentment in Chongyun's eyes, which was immediately caught by the sharp-eyed Lin Ze.

However, he pretended not to notice and said to Chongyun as before:

"Then let's walk a little further, maybe there's something we missed before."

After saying that, he walked to the side ahead of the other person.

Chongyun's eyes followed the person who took a few steps. He turned his head to look at other furniture with mirror decorations or reflective objects, and a look of confusion appeared in his eyes.

What's going on...not enough time?

"Didn't you notice?"

Chongyun looked up and saw Lin Ze, who was not far away, looking at him quietly.

"what?"

"Do you know what liquefaction is? It's when the temperature difference causes a large amount of water vapor to condense into small droplets and the concentration is relatively high."

Lin Ze exhaled a puff of white air.

"You've been walking with me for so long, and you're so stupid that you didn't notice such an obvious flaw."

Chongyun was stunned for a moment, then laughed strangely.

There was no white mist around his mouth and nose.

"Oh, I actually made such a stupid mistake. It's all the fault of that light blue-haired guy. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been exposed so quickly. I was about to succeed. Hey, it really came true."

"The human body's reactions are the most honest and cannot be faked."

"..."

Lin Ze: Ah, although this is true, I always feel that these evil words reveal a bit of banana color.