Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

"So now the question is, the taxi has 4 seats, how are the 9 of us going to fit in?"

"9 people?"

Cable's big eyes, as sharp as a hawk, scanned the spot and looked at Deadpool as if he was looking at a idiot at the village entrance.

"Is your math class taught by a teacher from an action movie on the island? There are only eight of us."

"What's that look in your eyes? Are you too old and presbyopic? Isn't there someone lying on the ground?"

Cable followed Deadpool's finger and saw a backpack lying there.

"Is there anyone there?"

Cable turned his head and asked the other people standing nearby.

Domino shrugged and said uncertainly, "Maybe."

Kaiya spread his hands: "Maybe not."

Walnut bent over and observed for two seconds, then straightened up and said, "Well, this is possible."

Keli raised her little hand and said, "No, no, I really don't have that."

Wendy tilted his head and felt that this conversation seemed familiar. He always felt like he had heard it somewhere.

While observing the scenery, Zhongli immediately pointed out the source: "Wanmin Hall."

"Oh yeah!"

Wendy slapped her thigh and said, "Isn't this the dialogue from a language program that's broadcast on TV every day in the dining room of Wanmin Hall, at the Flower Growers' Gala? It's so funny."

Cable couldn't understand what was being said between these people. He just stared at Deadpool as he kept beating the small backpack and crying.

"The Vanisher - Brother Vanisher, I will always remember you. Your heroic figure, voice and appearance will live forever in my heart. Go with peace of mind!"

Deadpool's voice was full of sorrow, and Kelly's heart ached when she heard it.

Kelly held Walnut's hand and asked quietly, "Well, Mr. Red Dongdong and Brother Pete are so close?"

"I don't know whether we have a good relationship or not, but I just feel a little sorry that there is a customer lying here but I can't take the order. Isn't it infuriating?" Hu Tao shook his head with a regretful expression.

"Wait a minute, don't people with super powers lose their super powers after they die? Then if this invisible person dies, I should be able to see him."

Walnut's words made Deadpool, who was sniffing his nose, stop crying.

"But, isn't brother Pete dead?"

All of a sudden, everyone's eyes were focused on Klee.

Ke Li looked at the puzzled expressions on the faces of these adults: "Did I say something wrong?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they pointed at Deadpool and laughed.

Deadpool let out a "fuck" and stopped sobbing. He jumped up and took off his mask.

"My dear little Klee, you are crying so much inside Mr. Red Dong Dong's headgear that you can raise a whale. Tell me he is not dead."

"Where's the Vanisher? Where did that bastard go? He has to pay for my tears, pay me back!"

Ke Li shook her head: "Brother Pete told me that he went home to use the toilet."

Deadpool was so angry at the Vanisher's poor excuse that he laughed: "Why would he bother with that much effort? No one can see it anyway, so he can just solve it on the spot. This is his excuse for lying to kids."

"No! He just drank too much water!"

Klee, the only one who could see the Vanishing Man, blushed on her face. She puffed her cheeks angrily and answered everyone firmly that the other party was definitely not lying.

The people present touched little Kelli's round and tender face curiously, and smoothly returned to the topic of how to take public transportation, no longer worrying about whether the Vanisher was really in a hurry to go home to the toilet.

So we still don't know what Klee saw from the Vanisher before he left.

Maybe, it's a pair of wet pants.

"Eight people, which means there are eight people left, and two cars can accommodate them."

Du Mingde shook his head: "Dear Mr. Deadpool, I'm the only taxi here, and if you don't hurry up, I'm afraid the police car will be here soon."

"How about half and half? The roof can accommodate everyone."

Hearing this, everyone who had already arrived in front of Du Mingde's car looked at each other.

Deadpool reacted quickly and opened the car door and sat down in front of everyone. His face, without the mask covering it, was full of smugness.

"I don't sit on the roof anyway."

30 seconds later.

On top of a taxi with a whistling wind.

A person was rubbing himself on it and shivering.

Deadpool immediately hugged Cable's iron arm: "Hey man, it's so cold here, can I ask to sit on your lap?"

"No."

Cable refused with a stern face, not buying into Deadpool's suggestion at all, and shook off Deadpool's hands without hesitation.

This guy is so disgusting.

Deadpool continued to pester her relentlessly, "Why can't I sit in the car? Oh, if I had known that I would have to live in an unharmonious world of two with you here, I should have gone with Kaia, Zhongli, and Wendy."

"Do you have wings? They use them to fly!"

"And you have the nerve to grab a seat from a child or a woman."

Cable really doesn't want to talk to Deadpool from the bottom of his heart because this guy is so annoying.

"Why should I be embarrassed? If I wanted to, I could go through puberty every day. It's just that it's too painful, and I have to grow it all over again every time, which is a bit of a waste of time."

"vomit....."

Cable, who had witnessed Deadpool's super recovery ability in the ice box, couldn't help but imagine it, and then showed an expression of unwillingness to watch.

"Ah, don't think I don't know what's going on in your head. Women and children are not weaker than men. The idea that they need to be taken care of is discriminatory in itself."

Deadpool talks freely.

Cable: "Then why did you get out of the car just now?"

Deadpool seemed a little shy when looking at Cable, his eyes full of affection.

Cable covered his mouth. "God, your face makes me want to throw up."

"It's okay. It's like this at the beginning. You'll get used to it after spitting it out. Is it better this way?"

Cable pushed away Deadpool who was hammering his back: "Stay away from me!"

Deadpool: "Brother, don't be so distant. In your era, maybe we could have been good friends."

"Absolutely impossible!"

Cable: "It won't be long before half of you are gone."

"Oops, this is a serious spoiler." Deadpool turned his head and looked into the air and said, "But I'm not worried at all. Do you want to know why? Hehe, I won't tell you."

Inside the taxi.

Klee was playing with Dodoko, with Walnut and Domino sitting on both sides of her.

"Mr. Red Dongdong, don't you believe what Uncle Cable said?"

"It's always right to be vigilant. Although Deadpool probably gave us his position in order to monitor Cable, I still feel uncomfortable."

Walnut snapped his fingers out of boredom.

"Does my Walnut look like someone who needs to be protected?"

Domino looked at her and nodded, seeming to agree with Walnut's point of view: "Women are always weak in the eyes of those men, and they will only change this stupid idea when they are punched."

Du Mingde, the only two men sitting in the driver's seat and the co-pilot seat, glanced at Bennett, who shook his head at him imperceptibly.

The two were as quiet as chickens for the rest of the journey.