Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

The trainee police officer's joke successfully lowered the temperature in the car by several percentage points, but the other party still didn't think there was anything wrong. Seeing that the leading police officer didn't respond, he explained on his own:

"It seems that you don't understand the soul of this joke. Let me tell you where the joke is. The joke is that the abstinence male god and the prison male god have the same pronunciation, so..."

The leading police officer waved his hand to signal the trainee police officer that the light was green and they could go. The trainee police officer stopped talking: "Uh, wait a minute, that Sai... Sai..."

"Seno, Senior, my name is Seno."

The trainee police officer, Seno, who continued driving, took the time to turn his head and responded.

"Ah, yes, Seno, as the saying goes, you will be fined for using puns, you know that, let's talk about whether this joke is funny or not, but the one behind..."

The leading police officer pointed at Arotaki Ichito who was looking down in thought and said, "Can he be called a male god?"

Because of the soul-searching question from the leading police officer, Aradaki Ichito, who had been replaying Seno's jokes in his head, suddenly realized something!

"Ahahahaha!"

He suddenly burst into laughter, and his sudden laughter scared the leading police officer in front. He was about to yell at him, but was interrupted by Arata Ichito.

"Wow, this little brother Senuo is really amazing! The abstinence male god, the prison male god, they have the same pronunciation but the connotations are completely different, hahahaha, you can even think of this!"

Yidou's laughter was very contagious. Except for the people in the car whose ears were attacked by the sound waves, Lin Ze and others who had been paying attention to Yidou after the communication was restored were no exception.

"Ah! It's so noisy! Paimon's ears are going deaf!"

"I'm so angry! How can someone actually laugh like that?"

Paimeng took off her headphones, rubbed her ears, and complained to Lin Ze helplessly: "Is there anything wrong? Yidou was actually amused by Seno's jokes. How low is his sense of humor!"

"but."

Paimon covered his mouth and laughed: "It's so strange, in this kind of scene, I always feel that if it's a fight, it will suddenly make sense."

Lin Ze nodded in agreement with Paimeng's words.

Sure enough, Douzi's output is still stable, and he never loses his character no matter what he does, but...

It’s great to have you to save Yidou!

"But if you think about it, besides Ichito's personality, it's reasonable for him to be amused by Seno."

Lin Ze stroked his chin and pondered: "Paimeng, don't you think so?"

"Eh? Why? Apart from the fact that Ichito is an idiot, is there any other explanation?"

Lin Ze’s words left Paimeng a little confused.

"Of course, why is Yidou laughed at by Sano's joke?"

"The reason is, of course!"

Lin Ze waved his hand, motioning Paimon to come closer. He lowered his voice and whispered:

"Because of Sano's joke..."

He paused.

"Only ghosts can laugh."

"Hahaha." After Lin Ze said that, he held his stomach and laughed.

Paimon: ...

环胸

耷眼

Speechless

Paimon didn't say anything, he just watched quietly.

Lin Ze laughed twice, then stopped under Paimeng's speechless gaze.

He touched the tip of his nose awkwardly: "Ahem, uh, Paimon, don't you think this is funny?"

"That's not funny at all!"

Paimon put his hands on his hips:

"Traveler, please stop your Seno behavior!!"

“Is telling bad jokes an excellent skill worth learning?!”

"Ahahahaha!"

Lin Ze laughed again, and his laughter merged with Yidou's laughter in the communication.

"Hahahaha"

Yidou over there laughed enough and stopped.

"Officer Seno has a great sense of humor. Would you like to consider joining our Arotaki faction? We are in great need of outstanding talents like you!"

"You! Be quiet! Figure out who you are now! Stop talking nonsense!"

The leading police officer shouted at Ara Taki Ichito: "What kind of organization are you, the Ara Taki faction? How can the police be in cahoots with people like you? Watch your words. You are poaching people in front of me. Do you think your crime is not enough for the judge to sentence you?"

“Hey, hey, hey, you’re looking for trouble, aren’t you? What’s wrong with my Aradaki faction? I’ve already told you that the Aradaki faction is a legitimate organization and has never done anything bad, so why don’t you believe me?”

"Besides, I'm just sincerely inviting Brother Seno to join the Arakaki faction. What's the problem? He hasn't expressed his opinion yet. Why are you making trouble here?"

Yidou pointed at the leading police officer with an unhappy expression, looking unruly:

"How do you know what he thinks, you are the roundworm in his stomach?"

\"you!\"

Hearing Yidou's unscrupulous ridicule, the leading police officer became angry: "Humph, take care of yourself first. You may spend the rest of your life in prison. I wonder if you will still be in such a humorous 'good mood' by then."

Wow.

The leading police officer pulled down the anti-peeping partition between the back seat and the front seat. He really didn't want to talk to this Arakaki Ichito. This man was obviously a fool who looked like he had no IQ, but he could make people so angry. It was really rare!

The leading police officer was sulking alone, and he did not notice the fleeting curve of Officer Seno's mouth, who seemed to be driving seriously.

[Well, it's our first meeting. It seems that I have left a very good impression on Yidou. When we have a chance later, I will talk about those two hidden treasures.]

The police car drove into the police station in an eerie silence, and Ara Taki Ichito was also arranged into a separate small room.

"Senuo, watch the suspect change his clothes, then check his belongings and put them in the physical evidence department. I'll go and do the handover procedures."

"Ok."

Seno nodded, and after explaining the precautions, the leading police officer left with peace of mind.

"Why change clothes! What is this! The color is so ugly! I won't change!"

Yidou picked up the shit-yellow prison uniform and threw it aside in disgust.

"If you don't want to wear it, then don't wear it. You won't be here for long anyway."

Saino's words made Yidou look at him in surprise: "Huh? I told you that you are not an ordinary person, brother Saino. You also believe that I have done nothing wrong, right?"

Seno nodded, he stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Yidou, and something flickering in his palm attracted Yidou's attention.

"What is this thing you're holding?"

"The jammer is given to us by the traveler to prevent the surveillance from hearing our conversation."

"But because of the shield, Traveler and Paimon can't hear our communication now."

Hearing what Seno said, Yidou immediately opened his eyes wide: "Traveler! I knew that the Traveler is really righteous. Brother Seno, you are the one the Traveler asked to save me!"

Seno nodded, then shook his head.

"I'm a friend of the traveler, the former great disciplinarian of Xumi, Seno, and now a trainee police officer, Seno. I'm glad to meet you, Ichito."

"Because of your identity, I can only get you out of the Pym Group. If you want to get rid of the 'crime' and get out of the police station unscathed, you still have to go through the 'normal judicial procedures'."

"Besides, the Traveler asked me to bring you here for a reason."

Senuo patiently explained: "There will be a burglary tonight. The police will catch the mastermind of the burglary. I will arrange for him to be next to you. Yidou will have a chance to 'get to know' him."

"Oh~ You're the future teammate that the Traveler has his eyes on, right? The chivalrous thief who robs the rich and gives to the poor! Hiss... Although I don't like stealing, which is such a shameful thing to do, the Traveler said that this bad habit of the future teammate will be corrected. So, don't worry, I'll take care of everything!"

Yidou patted his chest confidently.

Seno nodded: "Then next, Yidou, you must remember what I said to you..."

After half an hour.

trial room.

"I am innocent! Don't try to force a confession from me through torture. I won't be fooled. Everything will be settled after my lawyer arrives!!"