Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

"Although I know you mean well, but dear friend, could you please give me a heads up before you carry me? Also, could you lift me up a little higher? My feet are still dragging on the ground!"

Yi Dou, who was being carried away by Lin Ze, said bluffing.

"He who herds cattle, why are you so tall? You are so big that it is difficult for travelers to carry you."

"Hey~ Flying Dwarf Guava, look at what you are saying. I have absorbed it since I was a child, and I am tall and powerful. This is not something I can decide on my own."

"You little brat who never walks, you're really talking without any pain in your butt."

The little fellow flew upwards with a gloating look on his face, and deliberately circled in front of Yidou.

"Hey, Paimon's butt wasn't bitten by an ant, so of course Paimon isn't hurt."

Paimon's words made the others laugh.

"Hey, hey, hey, guys, that's too much. You still want to laugh? You should sympathize with me! My poor butt, I don't know if the medicated oil is effective."

Lin Ze moved Yidou into the house, and just as he put him down, he heard him shout "Ah!" and jumped up on the spot.

"There are so many ants! Quick! Quick! Traveler, please carry me back! I don't want my feet to be bitten."

Seeing Yidou, who had returned to his original in-game attire, wearing wooden clogs with his toes exposed, Lin Ze could no longer hold back.

"Pfft hahaha."

"Don't worry, Mr. Ichito, if you don't step on these bullet ants, you won't get bitten."

Hope returned to the room, her eyes turned around, and she handed the bottle of red potion to——

——Lin Ze.

"Apply this liquid externally to the bitten area. It only takes two minutes and Mr. Ichito's pain will be greatly relieved."

Lin Ze took the potion: "Okay, thank you Miss Hope."

"Then I'll leave first. If Scott wakes up, please bring him downstairs."

Hope turned and left.

"Ah, Miss Hope, I'll go down with you."

Thinking that the traveler wanted to treat Yidou, Yan Fei took Paimon away and considerately closed the door of the room before leaving.

Now the only people left in the room were Scott lying on the bed, Yidou, Seno and Linze standing on the floor.

"Yidu, lie down on the bed quickly. I'll apply medicine for you!"

"What! Are you coming here in public? Traveler, don't you have any dignity?"

Yidou and Linze were at a stalemate. Seno stood for a while and came up with a solution:

"Well, let me ask you a question, travelers, and you can fight. Whoever among you can guess the answer will have the other person listen to that person."

Lin Ze and Yidou stopped arguing in tacit understanding and looked at Sino:

"Okay, just ask."

"One day, a black fire ant got lost. Fortunately, it met another red fire ant. So the black fire ant asked the other red fire ant: How do you get back to the ant nest?"

"Excuse me."

Seno paused and said, "How did the red fire ant answer?"

Two minutes passed, and Lin Ze and Yidou guessed several answers, but Seno said they were all wrong. The two had no choice but to give up.

Seno shook his head with regret and revealed the answer to the two:

"The black fire ant asked: How do you go back to the ant nest~?"

"The red fire ant answered: with a smile or in silence~?"

Ichito, who was confused, said: "......"

Lin Ze was speechless: "......"

This is all sung, right?

How will you remember me, with a smile or in silence?

!!!

Isn’t this the lyrics of “Later” that he has been humming recently?

Who can guess the answer!!!

My dear Seno, did you learn Liyue dialect just to tell better jokes?

Seno continued: "Traveler, Yidou didn't understand, and you didn't understand either? The funny part of this joke is..."

"I know, I know! Hahaha, the lyrics are homophonic. That Seno, I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have hidden a deck of Seven Summoning cards on Paimon..."

\"I suddenly remembered that I have something to do with Yan Fei! Traveler, please apply medicine to Yidou, I won't bother you anymore! \"

Seno, a lightning character, seemed to "summon" a gust of wind under his feet. While his words were still floating in the air, he had already walked out the door.

"Hey! Hey! Brother Seno! Brother Seno! Are you going to give up on me so easily!!"

Yidou stretched out his hand toward the door.

boom.

Seno closed the door.

"Yidu....Lie down, quickly, let's apply the medicine!"

"I won't! I don't like to give in, even to my best friend!"

"I'll count to three. If you don't obey me, I'll go back and tell all the brothers in the Huanglong faction about your embarrassment."

"Wait, save face, dear friend, let's discuss it later."

"Too late, Three!!!"

“Ahhhhhh! Ugh…my…ass…”

Scott, who had woken up a long time ago but had been pretending to be asleep, now shouted silently, which was deafening.

A drop of cold sweat slowly slid down his forehead onto the pillow.

If I reveal my flaws now, I will be silenced! ! !

Wait! Why is the bed moving?!

Don't come over here!!!

After a while, Lin Ze came downstairs with Yidou and Scott.

Yidou walked behind Linze and in front of Scott.

"Brother Scott, look at my clothes and see that there is no potion on them. I told the traveler not to help me, I can do it myself, but he insisted on doing it. What a waste of potion. I'm so sorry that I spilled it all over your face."

Scott, whose hair was wet and exuded a 'fragrant' medicinal scent, twitched his mouth: "There's none on your clothes, and the rest just fell on my head."

"Oh, that's good, that's good."

Yidou breathed a sigh of relief without paying any attention to Scott's dark complexion. He sighed loudly to himself, "Hey, this potion is really powerful. My butt doesn't hurt anymore in no time."

"My butt doesn't hurt, every step is easy, hahaha!"

Scott: Dirt!

Lin Ze came to the table and found that Seno had already fought with Dr. Pym for several rounds.

"Please take a seat, Sora."

Dr. Pym smiled and invited everyone to sit down. He placed the dice in his hand on the table.

"What a clever game! Is the Seven Summonings also a product of your world? Very interesting."

Seeing that everyone was seated around the large table, Dr. Pym began to explain to Scott, who was currently clueless: "I am really impressed that you were able to pass through my security system. This further proves that you are the best candidate for my plan against Klaus."

"You've been spying on me, and them too?"

Scott pointed at Lin Ze and the others and said.

"No, Mr. Sora and his friends were not part of the plan, they were...an unexpected bonus."

Dr. Pym continued, "Scott, I believe everyone deserves a chance to redeem themselves. If you can help me, I promise that I can help you reunite with your daughter."

"Are you ready to redeem yourself now?"

Scott thought about it and looked around at Yidou and the others who were waiting for his answer, and answered carefully: "I'm 100% ready. I promise. The days of breaking into other people's homes and stealing things are gone."

"What do you want me to do for you?"

Dr. Pym and Lin Ze looked at each other, both with smiles on their faces:

"We want you to break into Pym Group and steal something."

Scott: “…”

Yan Fei covered her ears: "Oh my, this is so strange, I suddenly can't hear anything, what's going on?"

"Is it because you're too hungry? Let's go find something to eat."

Yan Fei said this, and stood up and went into the kitchen.

Seno collected the cards on the table and picked up the dice: "There seems to be some dust on the dice. I'll go to the kitchen to wash them."

As he said this, he hid in the kitchen.

The Grand Disciplinary Officer and Liyue Zhang San left, and they considerately left space for the others to discuss the details of the crime.

"Huh? These two people are really good at planning, but it's a pity that my uncle has seen through it! Paimon! They want to hide and eat secretly! Let's follow!"

"Ah, so that's how it is! Then Paimon can't be absent! Traveler, wait a moment, Paimon won't forget to bring you something delicious!"

The two guys, whose combined IQs were probably around 800, also scrambled to leave.

The three people who were left behind looked at each other.

Scott: "So.....what do we do next."

Dr. Pym raised his eyebrows at Lin Ze.

Lin Ze understood: "We are going to start devilish training on you."

Hope nodded in agreement.

Scott: “Huh???”