Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

"Yap, I'll be right there. Um, are you guys in place? Okay."

The man in a suit was busy answering the phone while he waved his hand to take the pen handed to him by his subordinate and quickly signed his name on the paper.

Daisy was staring at her toes in boredom. Ian, the intern standing next to her, was curious and wanted to talk to the man in front who looked like "Oz", but Daisy saw his intention and elbowed him back.

"Ow!"

Daisy raised her fist towards Ian threateningly, and Ian shut his mouth in frustration.

He looked at the back of 'Oz' in front of him, puzzled. Just looking at the other person's head, which looked very 'intelligent', and the unique Mediterranean fashion hairstyle, it couldn't be a hairy feature.

Could it be that hairy doesn’t refer to the top of the head?

If it's not the top of the head, then where else can it be? ? ? Armpit hair? Chest hair? It can't be cow hair, right? ?

The more Ian thought about it, the more disgusting it became, and he couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.

Coulson put down his phone and felt a chill on his back. He turned around and saw Ian's gaze two inches below his abdomen, which made him feel creepy.

"Hey! Come back to your senses!"

Daisy's somewhat awkward and dissatisfied call brought Ian back to his senses. He noticed Oz's inquiring eyes and his body trembled violently.

"Where are you looking?"

Daisy's eyes widened in disbelief.

"No, I didn't. It's not what you think! I'm just, uh, I'm just interested in this gentleman's belt. It looks very fashionable. Is it Armani?"

Ian knew that the location of his sight just now was quite misleading, so he quickly found an excuse.

"Oh! This one."

Coulson didn't seem to see Ian's panic after hearing this. He smiled lightly and lifted the side of his suit, revealing the belt logo.

\"It's the latest model from Playboy. It's not too expensive, only five figures. I saved up two months' salary to buy it.\"

Coulson's natural words and relaxed actions effectively concealed Ian's abnormal behavior just now, but his invisible pretense hit Ian, who didn't have a proper job yet, hard.

Five-digit belt...

Ian suddenly became emo. Damn it, apart from his handsome looks, there is nothing about him that can compare to Oz.

"I called SHIELD, but you didn't answer."

Daisy put her hands on her hips and looked at Coulson with burning eyes: "Are you guys going to block me?"

"how could be."

Coulson quickly denied: "It's just that SHIELD has received too much impact information in the past two days, and I accidentally missed it. I received the message from Mr. Oz, and I contacted you as soon as possible, didn't I?"

"Ah, you're not Oz?"

Ian suddenly realized, and he was saying, Daisy's taste is not so good as to look for an uncle.

"Of course he's not. What do you mean by that look?"

Daisy frowned, looked at Ian's confused expression, and shook her head helplessly.

"Oh, I can't grow such beautiful wings."

Coulson said, waving his hand.

"wing?!"

Ian was even more confused: "Oz has wings?"

"Uh, that's enough." Daisy twisted Ian's shoulder and made her embarrassing 'intern' turn around. She rolled her eyes and said to Ian: "Of course, Night Raven has wings, and he has claws. If you keep talking nonsense, I will imitate Oz and scratch you!

"what!!?"

As Ian was pushed forward, his mind finally came to its senses.

[So I have always regarded a crow as an imaginary enemy. ]

"Eric!"

The middle-aged man who was being supported heard his name in a trance. He raised his head with a confused look in his eyes.

"It's me, Daisy."

Daisy raised her hand and waved, and Eric's eyes focused.

"Oh! How nice to see you."

Eric was so excited that he wanted to hug forward, he felt so uncomfortable being here, his nerves were becoming as abnormal as those patients, it felt so good to see acquaintances that he even had the urge to cry.

"ohnono!"

Ian pushed Daisy, who was standing next to him, away and walked towards Eric. The next second, he was hugged.

"Do you know how I've been spending the past few days? Wait, how did you find me?"

"You were naked on TV."

Coulson said this seriously. He was not mocking Eric, he was just stating the fact.

"Oh! It's you."

Eric was deceived by Loki during the Battle of New York and released the energy of the Cosmic Cube, which brought about the Chitauri army. He was repeatedly investigated by S.H.I.E.L.D.

If he hadn't regained his sanity and made amends for his mistakes, his son might still be sitting in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s prison.

As the agent who had examined him many times, Coulson should look very familiar to him.

"Dr. Selvig, I have taken back your equipment. Could you please help me explain its function?"

An agent behind Coulson stepped forward holding several long metal frames.

Eric looked at his equipment, loosened his arms around Ian's waist, and slowly walked forward.

"Yes, this is mine."

Beep.

The connecting part on the metal frame gave two short warning sounds.

"He rang, is this normal?"

Coulson asked Eric who had come closer.

"No, of course not. This means it has already begun."

"It's started. Do you mean the moment of celestial convergence?"

Coulson's words made Eric look at him in surprise.

"You know, oh yes, you saw what I said in the report, right? This instrument is a masterpiece that can prevent spatial dislocation caused by the convergence of celestial bodies."

Eric picked up his 'baby' and turned it over and over to examine it.

Beep.

Beep.

The intervals between the prompt sounds became shorter and shorter, and more and more rapid, which made Eric's pale face look solemn:

"Very quickly, very quickly! The spatially dislocated punctuation marks first appeared on Cranberry Street. I must rush over with the equipment within 5 minutes to make it in time!"

"How is that possible? Cranberry Street is five blocks away from here. It takes at least 20 minutes to drive there, unless we can grow wings and fly there now."

Although Daisy's tone was exaggerated, what she said was indeed the truth.

“Wait!”

Daisy's eyes rolled around, and she pointed at Coulson excitedly: "You know Iron Man, why not let him come..."

"Ah, for safety reasons, the Avengers have already arrived at Cranberry Street. I'm afraid it will take Tony quite a while to go back and forth."

Coulson ignored the disappointed look on Daisy's face and made another suggestion: "Dr. Selvig could walk faster in another way."

"Another way??"

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what Coulson meant.

Coulson nodded slightly to the girl sitting on a waiting chair not far away and said, "Ms. Mona, I'll leave it to you this time."

"Humph, there's really nothing I can do."

The girl who came over spoke with some impatience, but she quickly grabbed Eric's arm.

Daisy blinked. "Wait, you are?"

She had noticed this girl in strange clothes a long time ago, but until just now she thought she was a cosplayer. She didn't expect that she was in cahoots with S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Are you ready? Let's go!"

Daisy had just asked half of her question when she saw Mona, who was holding Eric's arm, suddenly splashed with white water waves all over her body.

A slight chill with a damp smell suddenly rushed towards Daisy, who was closest to her. When she opened her eyes again, there was no trace of Mona and Eric.

"what?"

Daisy wiped her face with surprise in her eyes. She wanted to ask Coulson about Mona's identity, but saw that he looked away awkwardly.

"Cough cough."

Ian blushed and quickly took off his coat and put it on Daisy's shoulders.

"Uh, you...your clothes are wet."

Daisy looked down and saw that the white shirt was soaked with water, revealing the color of the skin underneath, and further highlighting the plump curves wrapped in it.

"Oh!"

Daisy shrugged and pulled Ian's coat closer to her chest.

"I think we should put this pair of 'murder weapons' away."

It seems that this intern is still useful at the critical moment, Daisy thought so and opened her mouth to thank him:

"Oh thank you... God, you actually have a nosebleed."

Ian realized it later and covered his nose in a panic, looking for paper everywhere. Daisy turned her head as if she was used to it, raised her hand and patted Coulson's shoulder who was "focused" on studying the ceiling: "Don't be too surprised, this pair of babies has always brought joy to people, he will do this..."

Daisy gave Coulson a look that even an adult could understand:

"normal."

Coulson: “…”