Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

"I've told you many times, Steve, you're not a narrator."

Amid the scolding from his boss Donna, Steven silently put the box in his hand back on the table and lowered his head.

He whispered, "Steven, Donna, I'm actually... Steven... I've told you many times, my name..."

Steven pointed helplessly to the name on his work badge, but Donna rolled her eyes in disdain.

"No, you're a loser, or you could just do your job and sell these to the kids."

Donna raised her finger and pointed at the pile of souvenirs and snacks on Steven's desk.

Steven, who was in the wrong, didn't want to be called a loser, so he could only answer weakly:

"Ok."

After Donna left, he looked at the pile of things on his desk with some disappointment. It would take him forever to sell them.

Who could have come up with the clever idea of ​​selling snacks to kids in a museum? The little ones won’t follow the rules. No wonder we can find different surprises in the pyramid models on display every day.

"Mr. Steven."

Hearing his name being called, Steven looked up and noticed it was two of the kids he had just met.

"Oh, sorry."

Looking at the two children, Steven smiled sheepishly: "I guess I can't share more interesting stories with you today."

"I still have to... uh... sort these out..."

Steven picked up a bag of grape-flavored hard candies on the table and shook it towards the two of them.

"Oh! It was Paimon and the Traveler who delayed Mr. Steven's work. You don't have to feel sorry for that."

The little girl's thoughtful words made Steven feel warm in his heart.

"Well, it looks like Mr. Steven has a lot of interesting souvenirs here." Lin Ze's eyes swept across the items displayed on the table, then turned to the paintings, books and beautiful ornaments on the wall behind Steven.

Neither paintings nor books had much appeal to Paimon, and she only glanced at the exquisite little ornaments for a few seconds before moving her eyes away.

"Paimon still prefers these snacks. Hmm... There are many kinds of candies here. They look delicious." Paimon's eyes couldn't help but wander to the candy bags on the table.

"Oh! There's another candy here that looks different from the others. Hey, it's still opened. Is it a sample?"

Paimon accidentally found a candy with a purple package that had been opened. As she spoke, she took out one and put it in her mouth.

Steven, who was holding a copy of "History of Egypt" and introducing it to the boy, heard what Paimon said and responded casually: "Yes, we have samples, orange-flavored gummy candy..."

Just as he said this, Steven saw the package in Paimon's hand. He suddenly realized something and quickly snatched the candy bag back from Paimon's hand: "No! Don't eat it!"

“Ugh!! Ugh! Ugh!! What’s that smell! Ugh!!”

Paimon chewed a piece of candy (doubtfully), but couldn't chew the second one anymore.

"Spit! Spit! Spit it out!!"

Steven saw the little girl's fair face turn red all of a sudden, and he frantically looked for a trash can. Unable to find one, he simply stretched out his hands in front of the girl and intended to 'catch' her.

Paimon patted her chest to suppress the nausea. When she saw Steven extending his hand, her big eyes were filled with surprise.

"Spit on paper."

Fortunately, Lin Ze reacted quickly and used the tissue he had thrown into his pocket during lunch to resolve the "crisis" in time.

"Oooooo....what a weird smell. Will anyone really buy something like this?!"

Paimon took the mineral water handed to him by Steven and took a few gulps, but still felt an unpleasant taste in his mouth.

"In fact, this candy is not our product."

Steven grabbed the bag of "culprit" with an apologetic look on his face and turned the name on the package towards the two of them.

"This is the snack I bought at the cultural exchange venue - Bibi Multi-Flavor Beans."

"This candy has many flavors, some normal ones like chocolate and fruit, and some... are more alternative. The feature of this candy is that each bag has a different flavor, just like opening a blind box."

"I bought one and tried it, and as you know, it got mixed in with the rest of the products. Sorry, it's all my fault."

After Steven's reminder, Lin Ze remembered where he had seen this kind of candy. It was not sold by the magician who played with wooden sticks. Is it possible to open strange-flavored candy beans that smell like booger?

The taste of what Paimon just ate was...Oh, I'd better not share this discovery with the little one, otherwise she will be angry again.

"We are here to buy a wedding gift. Does Mr. Steven have any recommendations?"

Lin Ze's question effectively resolved the awkwardness just now, and Paimon quickly recovered from the taste of the "candy beans".

"Oh! So that's how it is. Let me see..."

Taking the ages of the two children into consideration, Steven first eliminated those ornaments that looked acceptable but were overpriced.

How about sending a book?

Steven thought about this and glanced at the History of Egypt in his hand. It seemed a bit inappropriate to give a history book as a wedding gift, but as for other books...

20 Home Cooking Methods for Common Egyptian Ingredients - Scarabs Are Not Just for Salads

The King and I: Two or Three Things the Tyrannical Pharaoh and the Cold-Faced Priest Have to Say

"The Ultimate Aesthetics of Bondage and Training—Teaching You How to Do It Step by Step!"

"Oops, I was sucked dry - the behind-the-scenes story of the restricted film "Nai Yi Ye 1""

Uh, it looks like there's something 'dirty' mixed in there.

Skimming through the books, Steven examined each item, searching for that perfect gift.

Suddenly, his eyes fixed on a corner. Picking up the merchandise, Steven turned to the children and gave them a perfect business smile:

“I think this doll is good.”

Paimon looked at the hippo doll in Steven's hand, a little puzzled: "It's round and cute, but the person we are going to give it to is actually a man. Wouldn't it be... emmm... a little childish to give it to a man?"

"No, no, I think this gift is very meaningful." Steven smiled slightly: "This is Ms. Hippo, her name is Tavoret."

"She is the hippopotamus goddess in ancient Egyptian mythology, the patron saint of pregnant women in the Old Kingdom, and the protector of women, children and beautiful families."

As Steven described, Paimon's eyes gradually lit up:

"Goddess who protects a beautiful family....this is so awesome!!"

Paimon clapped her hands excitedly and praised. Then she turned to look at Lin Ze and said, "Traveler, Paimon wants to buy this hippopotamus goddess for Tony and Miss Potts!"

Seeing that Paimon had made the decision, Lin Ze took out his bank card and immediately said that he would buy all the hippo dolls in stock.

"What?! All of them!!!"

For the first time in his life, Steven felt the happiness of being 'spoiled' by his financial sponsor's younger brother.

......

Steven watched five large trucks filled with hippo dolls leave the museum, still in shock.

"I didn't expect you to have a talent for sales."

"what? What?"

Donna's attitude towards men at this moment is completely different from before. She changed from her usual cunning and mean attitude. Instead, she placed the coffee in front of Steven with a smile and said kindly, "Would you like a cup of cat poop coffee?"

It was the first time Steven saw an expression on her face other than eye roll and sneer, and it was scary enough.

"Oh, thank you."

Flattered, Steven hurriedly took the coffee and took a sip.

It tasted OK, but he preferred tea.

"I apologize to you for what I said before."

Donna's words made Steven spit out a mouthful of coffee, choking and coughing, and he said repeatedly:

"No, no, I mean, what?"

"waste."

Donna returned to the disgusted expression that Steven was familiar with, but this time she rolled her eyes halfway and then turned them back.

"I mean, I shouldn't call you trash. After all, this is a big order. I have completely changed my opinion of you."

Donna put on a warm smile again. She looked at her watch and patted Steven on the shoulder: "It's almost time. You can go home now."

"Uh, don't you want me to help you organize the warehouse?"

Steven asked tentatively. After all, ever since he came to work at the museum, he had never left work on time. Sorting out the warehouse was his daily task, and there was no reward for the task.

Donna winked playfully: "Of course not, don't try to steal my job."

After saying that, he walked away.

Steven looked at the back of the female devil and couldn't help shivering all over. He lifted his sleeves and saw goose bumps all over his arms.

"What a ghost."

...

The worst is yet to come

After a good sleep, Steven, lying on a strange lawn with sore body, was horrified to find that his jaw was dislocated and there was a burly man standing in front of him.

Even the high-end suit, which was obviously very expensive, could not suppress the "gangster spirit" of this tall man.

Steven was picked up by the other party with one hand like a chick.

The tall man holding the lollipop had long white hair and two colorful horns on his head, with several small glass bottles hanging on the horns.

From Steven's perspective, he could only see that there seemed to be a few small bugs in the glass bottle.

"Hey! Wake up! Don't sleep among the monsters!"

"No way, could it be that you are dazzled by my unique temperament?"