Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

"Hey man, this isn't the red candy center on a donut." Tony snatched the golden scarab from Yidou's hand.

He stroked the surface of the object, and raised his brows slightly as if he had found something interesting.

Snapped.

With a slight sound.

The golden scarab suddenly split into two, with insect wings extending from both sides of the upper body and the whole body rising rapidly, then stabilizing after reaching a certain height.

Tony tried to move the palm of his hand that was holding the bottom of the scarab to the side. As he moved, the 'scarab' in mid-air also moved synchronously to the same vertical position.

"Wow, what is this? It's golden."

Paimon leaned over to observe carefully. She tentatively stretched out her fingers and swept a circle between the scarab and Tony's palm. "I see! There must be a magnet here. Like repels like, while opposites attract. Many tricks in magic use this principle. The great teacher Linnie once explained the secret to Paimon."

"Is this your magic prop, Tony? Are you going to put on a show for us?"

Following Paimon's curious voice, the others were attracted.

"Teacher Linnie, um... I didn't expect that teachers in schools nowadays would teach students magic?" Sam came over with a cake to join in the fun.

He scooped a spoonful into his mouth and asked incoherently to Paimon who was staring at the cake in his hand:

"Want a piece?"

Paimon will never let go of the small cake that is brought to his mouth.

"Mmmmm....delicious durian mille-feuille."

Paimon replied to Falcon's words while eating cake without any hesitation: "Linnie is not actually a teacher at the school. He is also a friend of Paimon and the Traveler."

After finishing the cake in her mouth, Paimon licked the cream that had escaped from the corner of her lips. She swallowed and said seriously: "Linny, the best magician in Teyvat! The creator of [miracles]!"

"Ahem, if you have seen his magic show, you will be amazed."

Touching his round belly, Paimon reluctantly put down the cake fork in his hand: "Linnie said that magicians generally don't reveal the core secrets of magic, but if Paimon and the traveler are willing to call him Teacher Linnie and become his students, the principle can be flexible, so..."

"So, Paimon, you must have learned a lot of amazing magic from the great magician!"

Peter, who had arrived at some point, looked at Paimon excitedly and asked.

"Uh...."

The little fellow scratched his cheek with a wandering look in his eyes: "If making the traveler's Mora disappear can be considered a kind of magic, then Paimon should be better than the master.

? ?

Everyone's eyes became subtle. Could it be that he was the great magician who taught this kind of magic?

"No! No! The wording is wrong!! Linny is a real magician, unlike Paimon! Besides, I'm the only one who didn't turn into Traveler Mora from beginning to end, hehe."

Paimon scratched the back of his head embarrassedly: "Emm... Well, actually, Paimon didn't learn any of the magic that Linni taught, but the traveler successfully learned a few."

Lin Ze tilted his head when he heard this. Magic?

He did learn a magic trick in college that required props: it could turn a burning stick into a rose.

At that time, in order to surprise the head teacher, their class specially selected Lin Ze, who had the "best" acting skills, as the representative. I think back then, in order to avoid making mistakes, he practiced hard for 10 minutes.

But that was all fake at first glance. How could his magic skills be compared with Lini's?

In order to prevent the excited Little Spider from suggesting to him to show off his skills, Lin Ze decided to pick up the topic that had gone off track.

"This isn't a magic prop. It's a wedding gift given to Tony by a stranger he met. But I think there might be something wrong with the person who gave this thing."

Lin Ze pointed to the surface of the scarab and said to Paimon, "That's blood."

"Blood?!"

Paimon's eyes widened in surprise.

The Avengers members who had originally gathered around with a relaxed look on their faces suddenly became nervous.

"Is it an enemy?"

Steve frowned. "This party was kept secret. In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Tony even found a mountain cave to hold the wedding. How could the news leak out again?"

His heart skipped a beat and he couldn't help but think too much.

[Why are they like a sieve again? ]

Compared to Steve's anxiety, Natasha is much more optimistic.

"Everyone present today is the focus of attention of the outside world. As the saying goes, there is no impenetrable wall in the world (Vendy: Yeah! Zhongli: Hmm? Vendy: Uh... Nashida: (*^▽^*) )

Natasha: "Nothing can be done perfectly. It's possible that someone knows our whereabouts."

"Besides, if he is really an enemy, would he just send a blood-stained 'toy' as a warning?" Natasha shook her head slightly: "What is his purpose? It's too childish to use such a crude method."

"I agree." Banner pondered for a moment and felt that what Natasha said made some sense: "Are we overthinking it? And if they are really enemies, it would be more reasonable to send bombs over."

"Bombs? Dude, are you serious?"

Tony looked at Banner with an idiotic look in his eyes: "Do you think the Mark Corps I put outside are just for fun? If it's dangerous stuff, they can't bring in even a bucket."

Aradaki Ichito, who seemed to have done something bad accidentally, smiled awkwardly.

"Ahem, I think that brother named Steven is not a bad guy. The blood on it is probably accidentally smeared on him. When I saw him, he was the target of a bunch of assassins. If it weren't for me and Ah Chou who rescued him, he wouldn't have found a chance to give Tony a gift."

"Could this be a misunderstanding?"

Lin Ze pondered for a moment, and then asked Yidou to describe from beginning to end what happened between him and the person who gave the gift, from their meeting to their separation.

The more he listened, the more Lin Ze felt that this was most likely a misunderstanding.

"Perhaps that gentleman was embarrassed to refuse your invitation and did not have anything decent as a wedding gift, so he sent this golden scarab."

Seno, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke up at this time: "In Egyptian civilization, the scarab was worshipped as a totem by the ancient Egyptians. The locals once placed it inside mummies to protect them from evil. They used scarabs to replace the hearts of mummies to protect the dead souls from safely passing the inspection of the underworld and entering another world, thus gaining eternal life."

"It's not hard to understand why the gentleman gave this as a gift."

After explaining his point of view, Seno paused and continued:

"Speaking of which, the scarab beetles in this world are very similar to the holy golden beetles in the Xumi Desert. Apart from their names and appearances, even their living habits are exactly the same. It's really interesting."

This is more than just one similarity.

Lin Ze's thoughts couldn't help but wander: I wonder if Seno will find the feeling of being at home when he goes to Egypt to play.

No, it should be - the feeling of burning feet.

"Although this gift looks a bit tacky on the outside, at least it's made of pure gold inside." Tony, who had already analyzed the material of the golden scarab through artificial intelligence, said slowly, "But am I someone who needs this little bit of gold?"

When Paimon heard that the golden scarab was really made of gold, he suddenly became excited: "Wow, Mr. Steven, whom I have never met before, is so generous! He gave such a sincere gift."

"Little money lover."

Tony broke Paimon's fantasy with a helpless expression: "If you ask me, this is just a trouble."

He looked at his 'wedding gift' for a full 2 ​​seconds, and saw that no matter how he changed the position of his palm, the head of the suspended scarab would 'stubbornly' face the same direction.

Tony pulled back the mechanism on the chassis, picked up the fallen scarab body, and combined the two into one.

"I'd better return this gift to its original owner, no matter how beautiful it is... I remember that this kind of creature is a dead thing in real life."

"After holding it for a while, I could already smell it."

Tony had a look of disgust on his face.

"strangeness."

Paimon sniffed and wrinkled his face: "Why does Paimon seem to smell it too?!"

The crowd held their breath.

“Me too…” “It stinks.”

Peter fanned his hands and said uncertainly, "It seems like someone secretly farted."

"It can't be you who is herding cattle..."

"Hey hey hey! Shorty, you need to provide evidence when you speak! Believe it or not, I will sue you for defamation! My benefactor Yan Fei is right here, don't think that I can't do anything to you!!"

Lin Ze covered his chin and fell into deep thought.

This silent and deadly, shameless operation, like a bad dog farting, is so familiar.

He raised his head and looked around.

Venom did something bad and ran away. Eddie, who was pushed out as a shield, met Lin Ze's gaze. He covered his face, prepared himself mentally, and slowly raised his hand.

Unexpectedly, just when Eddie raised his hand halfway, he saw the young man rush out and nimbly grabbed someone's ear.

"Wade! I knew it was you!!"

"Bullshit!! I didn't do that just now!! I swear on my character!!"

The man, whose hood was almost pulled off, raised two middle fingers towards the light.

Lin Ze:......

Think about it yourself, is what you just said convincing? And what a weird swearing posture!

lay down!

"I suspect you are cursing, and I have evidence." (Dangerous smile)

Wade silently put down his hand and hugged Lin Ze's thigh.

next second.

puff!

Puff puff! ! !

Someone couldn't help but dance on the ground with his butt.

Wade covered his mouth shyly: "Listen, these are the ones I did, hehe."

vomit!

vomit! !

The scene fell into chaos because of Deadpool's prank.

......

【Warning! 】【Warning! ！】

The sudden alarm made everyone quiet down immediately.

Artificial Intelligence Friday projects the scene seen from Mark's robot's perspective in front of everyone.

People kept rushing out from a small town not far away, and the residents, led by one person, kept approaching their location.

When they saw the face of the man in front with a bruised face and being pushed forward by the townspeople, someone in the room called out his name at the same time.

"mark??"

"Mr. Steven?!"