Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help
Chapter 414 A few minutes ago
In the vast universe, a space station is floating quietly, like an artificial island isolated in the ocean.
Inside the space station, the lights are soft and bright. Astronauts of different skin colors sit at the table in twos and threes, enjoying a delicious lunch with rich taste.
In the corner, a yellow-skinned young man was staring intently at the screen on his wrist. The "international news" on it attracted all his attention.
[Former SHIELD Director Nick Fury successfully prevented the alien rebels from impersonating other countries to carry out terrorist acts. The Skrulls... ]
"Damn! You're so good to me! Black Fangs!!"
A strange sound suddenly broke the silence. The man frowned and reluctantly turned his eyes away from the screen.
The big man sitting opposite him, with a sturdy but unkempt figure and hair like weeds blown by the wind, was currently "fighting" fiercely with a bowl of steaming noodles using a pair of chopsticks.
The big man's cheeks were bulging, his mouth was stuffed with noodles, and the chopsticks in his hand were stirring the bowl randomly, splashing soup everywhere, and a few drops almost flew onto the man's face.
The man looked at the big man opposite him, his mouth twitched unconsciously, and he said jokingly: "Straighten your tongue before you speak. What's the matter, dear Comrade Gorashnov, you failed the Chinese Level 4 exam again this year."
When the big man heard this, he glared at the man and tried to swallow the noodles in his mouth so that he could refute, but he was choked and rolled his eyes. He could only pound his chest hard with his hands. After he finally recovered, he hurriedly drank a big sip of water, and then he felt better.
"Oh~ dear Davarishi Penger, don't look down on me. I have conquered outer space, but I can't conquer a small language test?"
There was a hint of stubbornness in Nof's rough voice. As he spoke, he waved his strong arms vigorously, as if showing his heroic spirit of conquering the universe.
Then, Nof raised his wrist, and the screen on his wrist lit up instantly. After calling up the score inquiry page, he almost stretched out his arm and slammed the page in front of Zhang Peng, as if he was declaring his great victory.
Zhang Peng originally had a teasing smile on his face, but when he saw the results, he was happy:
"Wow, 180.01 points. The examiner was quite flexible in assigning this 0.01 point."
His eyes narrowed slightly, the smile on the corner of his mouth became more obvious, and there was a hint of teasing in his eyes.
When Nof heard this, he was not angry, but just laughed, and his laughter was a bit naive.
He raised his hands in celebration and shouted, "Long live passing!"
"Long live passing!" "Long live!!"
Several responses were heard in the cafeteria. It seemed that there were many students who were as lucky as Comrade Nof.
After expressing his joy at passing the exam, Nof sat down, put down his chopsticks, reached into his pocket, fumbled around for a while, and pulled out two large cloves of garlic. The garlic skins had traces of dirt, and they were obviously "snacks" he got from the space plant cultivation chamber.
He looked at them carefully, picked out a relatively plump one and handed it to Zhang Peng. He took the other one and began to peel the garlic skin skillfully with his rough fingers. The garlic skin peeled off piece by piece, and he said as he peeled:
"Teacher Wang said that if I can't pass the Level 4 exam, he will let me go. That won't work. I can't afford to lose face like that."
"Our leader has said that if I am rejected here, I will be thrown into Lake Baikal to feed the fish." Nov continued to mutter. He looked up and looked down "out the window". It seemed that through the cabin wall, he could see the vast and deep Lake Baikal on the distant earth.
After saying that, Nof peeled the garlic and threw the whole thing into his mouth with quick and decisive movements.
However, the next second, the strong spicy taste of garlic instantly exploded in his mouth, and he grimaced because of the spiciness, and his facial features were wrinkled.
He waved his hands in the air frantically, as if looking for something to relieve the spiciness. He raised the cup and poured it into his mouth, but forgot that he had already drunk all the water.
Nof put down the empty cup, quickly picked up the chopsticks and scooped two more mouthfuls of noodles, chewing them in big mouthfuls, trying to dilute the spicy taste with the taste of the noodles.
“Эto y6nвaet mehr! ha!!ha!!!”
Zhang Peng couldn't stand it anymore, so he pushed the coconut juice in his hand to the other party.
On the black box, a person in red tights twists his body with his hands raised to his ears, holding a mini coconut drink in his palms.
The eye-catching advertisements on both sides read:
<The superhero who saves your taste buds, Deadpool Fresh Squeezed, you deserve it! >
This is the special sponsored space station by a coconut juice brand in the flower-growing family——[X men's joint model]
Nof drank a lot of water and finally solved the urgent problem.
"That's a pity! I was counting on you to help me catch two fish in Lake Baikal to try." Zhang Peng looked at Nov's embarrassed look and joked, his face filled with a relaxed and happy smile.
Nov rolled his eyes fiercely, almost rolling to the back of his head, "Are you reminding me again, buddy? I promised to take you to Lake Baikal to fish, but I will never take you to the Volga River to take a bath. After this job..."
His voice gradually became lower, and his eyes revealed a hint of anticipation and solemnity for future tasks.
"When do you think the aliens will come? Why are there no signs of them? How come they don't have GPS? Maybe they got lost here."
Zhang Peng almost spit out a mouthful of rice in Nof's mouth: "What a crap GPS, the alien commander's last name is also Yu, ssh, you can't have practiced your spoken English by watching TV shows, no wonder it's so confusing to me."
"That's my serious commentary show!"
"What show?!"
"Xiu Fang hot late hug."
"..."
Zhang Peng was stunned for a moment, and the expression on his face froze for several seconds: "You have to give gifts to the teacher who grades the papers tonight, and you will make a fortune."
When Nof heard that he was asked to give a gift, he immediately jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and retorted unhappily: "What gift? I passed the exam based on my own strength!"
Zhang Peng looked at him and couldn't help but continue to mock him: "What kind of ability do you have? You can't write an essay with a topic that is two miles away."
Zhang Peng and Nof were chatting endlessly when suddenly, without any warning, the lights in the cafeteria changed from bright to a glaring red, and the alarm sounded like a sharp arrow.
"Attention! Attention! Emergency! Emergency!"
The cold electronic synthesized sound echoed in every corner of the space station.
"Please all astronauts return to their combat positions!!"
The playful expressions on Zhang Peng and Nof's faces disappeared without a trace in an instant, and their eyes became serious and cold in an instant.
The two looked at each other, and without any hesitation, they simultaneously dropped the food they had not finished eating, and rushed towards the cafeteria door as nimbly as two cheetahs. Their footsteps made a series of rapid and firm sounds on the metal floor, and they soon disappeared into the corridor.
"Discover the target"
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