Original God plus Marvel: Meet Thanos and start calling for help

Such obvious offensive words made Ebonymaw's eyes look even colder and more unhappy. His lips were tightly pursed into a straight line. The faint curve at the corner of his mouth disappeared completely, and the line of his chin seemed even tighter because of the action of pursing his lips.

"Haha, very good." Ebony Maw's voice was squeezed out from between his teeth. It was as cold as the polar wind and could directly penetrate a person's soul. "You have successfully angered me, little bug of the earth. You will pay a heavy price for your stupid 'curiosity'."

Facing Ebony Maw's threat, Tony took two steps forward. His broad shoulders were like a solid barrier, shielding Lin Ze from Ebony Maw's "murderous" gaze.

"You are the one who should go away, Squidward. You are not welcome here. Pack up the garbage you brought and leave the Earth!" Before he finished speaking, nanomaterials wrapped around his right hand and became a part of the red armor. The palm with a metallic luster was facing Ebony Maw's head, and the palm of his hand was faintly glowing red.

When Deadpool saw Tony's heroic and fearless behavior, the desire to join in the fun and imitate was instantly ignited in his heart.

He just twisted his waist and stood in front of Paimon in an extremely funny yet inexplicably confident posture.

Deadpool's unique figure stood proudly. He raised his arm high, with his slender fingers bent exaggeratedly, making a very standard and eye-catching orchid finger, and then aimed at Ebony Maw accurately. The posture seemed to be making a very solemn yet playful declaration of war.

He yelled at the top of his voice, "That's right, Squidward, why don't you go back to Bikini Bottom and play poker with your sponge-wiping 'girlfriend', boo-boo~ boo-boo~"

A strange onomatopoeia came out of his mask: "That would be much more interesting than playing Invasion Earth here."

As Deadpool spoke, he shook his head, as if he was trying hard to promote his own great idea, or as if he was expressing deep regret for Ebony Maw's "wrong choice".

Tony, Strange, and Banner, who had watched the "SpongeBob SquarePants" cartoon, had extremely strange expressions on their faces when they heard Deadpool's sudden and absurd words.

Lin Ze understood it immediately.

"What?! Why are you all staring at me like that? Am I wrong?" Deadpool seemed very confused by everyone's reaction. He spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders: "Give me a sponge, and I can play happily with it all day long."

Deadpool was spouting his jaw-dropping rants to his heart's content, while Paimon, whose view was blocked behind him, had a head full of big question marks.

Her innocent, cute and always curious train of thought is completely out of line with Deadpool's. She is just worried that her vision is blocked.

So, the next second when her view was blocked by Deadpool, her small body flew lightly to the left, trying to find the best angle to continue watching the fun.

Unexpectedly, just as Paimon's vision had regained its bright and clear vision, Deadpool's silky back of the head, as if equipped with a precise navigation system, came close to him again.

Paimon flew to the left, and his body also moved horizontally to the left. Paimon had no choice but to fly to the right, and he quickly slid to the right. The movements were coordinated perfectly.

When Paimon got anxious and tried to fly upwards, Deadpool stretched out his left hand, pressed the little guy's head and pushed it back hard, trying to continue to "escort" Paimon in this way. He also pulled up his pants with his empty right hand.

Paimon somersaulted on the spot and said in dissatisfaction: "Wade, why are you blocking me? Get out of the way. If you don't get out of the way, I will not be polite!"

"Why should I? The great Deadpool is providing you with a gold VIP personal security service!"

Deadpool's heroic stance didn't last more than a few seconds.

With a cry of "Ouch", he fell to the ground, holding his buttocks, and then he took out a long object from his newly-made ripped jeans.

——A ballpoint pen with a cartoon heart pattern printed on it.

"What?! Isn't this the secret weapon of my good brother Russell? He even gave it to you, so biased!" Deadpool, who felt that he was treated unfairly, quarreled with Paimon over the issue of "Russell loves you more or me more".

Ebony Maw, whose attention was inexplicably stolen by Deadpool, had had enough. He interrupted the argument between the two by shouting:

“Enough!”

"Don't think that if you send a fool up here, I won't know you are stalling for time."

Ebony Maw stretched out his hand to Strange: "Give me the gem (background sound [Hey! Wade, he said you are a fool][Stupid Paimon, the fool he is talking about is obviously you!], I can spare... [It's you!][It's you!] Spare you one [It should be you!!][It can't be me!][Stupid Wade! Lululu!][Stupid Paimon, hehe bounce back!] one... one..."

"Two!! Two! You two fools!!"

"I just talked about you two idiots!!" Ebony Maw, who could no longer bear it, raised his finger, and Paimon and Wade covered their mouths uncontrollably and forcibly shut up.

"Give me the gem!"

Ebony Maw's words to Strange carried a tone that brooked no disobedience.

Strange's actions made his position clear. He flicked his wrist and a golden magic circle appeared in front of his fists, taking a standard combat defensive position.

"It is strictly forbidden to trespass in this city and on this planet. That's my attitude."

Ebonymaw narrowed his eyes upon hearing this and put his hand down.

[To be honest, man, the Earth is really not that good.] A stream of liquid emerged from behind Eddie, and Venom stretched out his big head and opened his mouth to impart experience to these 'new guys'.

[This place is simply a huge trouble maker, with stupid rules and restrictions everywhere. Food is everywhere, but you can't enjoy it as much as you want. You can only eat bad eggs, not good eggs. You can't even secretly want to have dessert here, otherwise a scary little devil will catch you home and give you to your friends to make a stir-fried salad. ]

Venom spoke incessantly about the many inconveniences of living on Earth, in a tone as if he had experienced countless vicissitudes and hardships.

Its voice, like that of a patient with advanced laryngeal cancer, echoed in the air. Every word seemed to carry deep resentment. It tried to use its own unique and bizarre experience to convince the opponent in front of it to give up and stop trying to take over the Earth.

However, Ebony Maw was completely annoyed and his anger was already burning like a raging flame. He could no longer listen to Venom's long speech. His patience was exhausted at this moment.

He gave Black Dwarf a look.

"They are so annoying, give me the gems!"

There was an immediate response from the Black Dwarf's thick mouth, like a dull thunder echoing in the air.

Then he put down the huge war hammer in his hand. Under the influence of gravity, the war hammer fell heavily to the ground like a falling meteor.

With a loud bang, the ground seemed to tremble, and the hammer drew a deep and long groove on the ground, raising dust.

Tony stared at the big guy who was walking over and leaned towards the person next to him: "Banner, don't you want to go up?"

"No, I don't want to, but it's never my call."

Banner was a little unsure, but he still made an effort.

Unlike the original plot, Hulk, who had not experienced Thanos's "little fists of love", was very "hospitable" when facing the arrival of Black Dwarf.

The next second, Dr. Banner's clothes were torn apart like a balloon burst by a powerful force. Then, the green Hulk appeared on the stage, majestically pounding his broad chest.

"Nice to meet you, big guy. I'll treat you to an all-you-can-eat buffet after the fight."

Tony put a confident smile on his face, walked up to Hulk, patted his huge green arm, and made a loud promise.

"Ow!"

Hearing this, Hulk suddenly smiled brightly, with a bit of innocence and naivety in his smile. His big mouth revealed 18 huge white teeth, sparkling brightly in the sun.

Then, he waved his fist as big as a mountain and rushed forward without hesitation like an arrow.

In an instant, Hulk and Black Dwarf, two giants as big as mountains, started fighting each other.

Each of their attacks carried tremendous force. Hulk's punch seemed to shake the heaven and earth, and Black Dwarf's kick seemed to tear apart space.

As you punch and I kick, the air around us is whistling and a thrilling battle begins.

Seeing Hulk fighting with his opponent, Tony's originally tense nerves temporarily relaxed a little.

He breathed a sigh of relief and was just about to adjust his state to deal with the remaining enemies when he suddenly felt someone tapping his left shoulder lightly.

The sudden touch startled Tony and he turned his head away with a puzzled look on his face.

?

Lin Ze saw Tony looking at him and shook his head.

Tony followed Lin Ze's gaze and glanced down. This glance almost made his heart jump out of his throat, and his body took a step back uncontrollably.

A dark head was drooling and staring at him with bared teeth.

"GoD!!!502 you scared me!"

It turned out that it was a venom that "killed" his teammates.

It spoke in a muffled voice: [What is 502? I just want to ask if Eddie and I can be added to the unlimited buffet? ]

Tony patted his chest and explained: "502, uh, 502 is as sticky as you but can make people tighter... good product, it's not important, what did you just say?"

He asked Venom, "Oh yeah! All-you-can-eat buffet, of course! I'm certainly welcome to come if you want, but it's usually only a privilege for the Hulk."

[Humph, this green guy in front of me, his fancy moves are no match for Venom! ]

Tony: "Oh? Really? Let me see it for myself?"

【Watch our show! 】

After saying that, Venom's black, surging body instantly wrapped Eddie tightly.

Its huge and powerful body leaped suddenly, and it grabbed a neatly parked car on the side of the road as easily as picking up a toy, and then lifted it high above its head.

Venom howled towards the sky, the sound was like the roar of a giant beast from ancient times, shaking the air around it slightly.

As it howled, it swung its long, slippery tongue, and saliva flowed uncontrollably from the corners of its mouth, flashing a strange light in the sunlight.

Then, like a cannonball, it rushed happily towards the fiercely fighting Black Dwarf and Hulk, mumbling incoherently: "For unlimited chocolate!"

It seemed as if in its eyes, the battle ahead was a charge towards a food paradise.

Tony's eyes became determined. He stared at the dangerous Ebony Maw in front of him. Then he turned his head slightly and looked at Strange, who also had a serious expression on his face. He said in a serious and firm tone: "Protect the gem."

Strange nodded.

Steve raised the iconic shield steadily with both hands, and the shield reflected a dazzling light in the sun. He stood firmly beside Tony, his eyes showing fearlessness and determination.

"Let's go."

"We can't let the children take the lead."

He tapped his chest lightly, and in an instant, the magical nanomaterial seemed to be summoned and quickly covered his entire body like a nimble elf. The red armor took shape instantly with a dazzling light and the subtle sound of mechanical assembly.

The thrusters under his feet suddenly lifted up, and the powerful thrust made Tony fly into the sky like an arrow.

After he steadied himself in the air, he waved to the two figures, one large and one small, on the roof of the next building. At the same time, he started a call on the communication channel: "Dear, remember to take a good picture of me beating someone up."

His voice carried a hint of teasing and relaxation, trying to ease the extremely tense pre-war atmosphere.

Nashida, who was standing on the rooftop, had a sweet smile on her cute little face. She made a big OK gesture to Tony, and her sweet, heavenly voice came out over the communication: "Don't worry, Mr. Tony, it's all right!"

"Are you nervous, Tony? If you're nervous before a fight, why not go to the bathroom first?"

As soon as Nashida finished her childish words, Iron Man, who was charging, suddenly stepped on something slippery and his body suddenly tilted.

'Boom! '

"oops"

Narcida covered her eyes.

The next second, Iron Man, who had hit the antenna pole, shook his head, started the thrusters under his feet again, and took off on the spot.

Tony's voice sounded a little awkwardly in the communication channel:

"This segment has been cut. Don't broadcast it."