The scumbag in the book, stand aside and don't disturb me eating melons

Chapter 25: Bullshit, I'm not drunk, I can still drink

Hearing that Leng Mo wanted more food, Mo Xuan took the plate of German premium foie gras from the waiter and handed it to Leng Mo. Without saying a word, Leng Mo picked up the fork, stabbed the foie gras, and started eating it in big mouthfuls. At this time, everyone's expression was like the emoticon with the mouth wide open in surprise in WeChat. Without thinking, they knew what was said on the screen!

on the screen……

[Oh my god! Is this the reincarnation of a starving ghost?]

〔The truth above is revealed, I think so too! 〕

[I'm the only one who thinks this vase is drunk, what do you think?]

[She took a bite of steak and a bite of Lafite. Who told her to show off? Now she made a fool of herself! She deserved it!]

[I have to say, this vase is quite fond of courting death! It is estimated that it will be the hot search tomorrow! The idiot is the best, and the foodie vase is the best! ]

[Wow, the above is a classic! It actually rhymes!]

[Haha, the vase is on the hot search list. Let’s wait for tomorrow’s hot search list. It will definitely be hilarious!]

……

Leng Mo's eyes were indeed blurry at this moment, and two blushes appeared on her face. "Mo Xuan, stand still. Why are you shaking? You're making me dizzy!"

Mo Xuan, who was called out by name, probably wanted to beat him up, but he said expressionlessly, "I'm not shaking, you're drunk!"

I remembered a saying that a drunk person will never say that he is drunk. Leng Mo was like that at this moment. She said with a big tongue, "Bullshit, I'm not drunk, I can still drink!"

The people in the box tried hard to hold back their laughter. Even the guy holding the camera was shaking with laughter, causing the scene seen by netizens in front of the screen to shake. The guy tried hard to hold back his laughter, and only then did the camera stabilize!

on the screen……

[Hahahahaha! Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard!]

[I have to say, this sister is here to make people laugh, right? Haha! ]

[She thinks this dating show is too boring, so she wants to add some fun to us! That fun is her, hahahahaha!]

[To be honest, I kind of want to be a fan of this girl, mainly because she's so funny! Haha!]

[The person above, you are so funny, you even laughed like a duck! Haha! You made me laugh so hard that I farted! ]

[I think you are the funny one, you even farted because you laughed so hard, hahaha, actually I also wanted to do the same as you, I wanted to fart to celebrate, hahaha, but unfortunately I didn’t! ]

[This live broadcast room is so joyful! Oh my god, I am laughing to death! Hahahahahahahahaha! ]

[Hahahaha! I burped from laughing, just like the guy above!]

……

Everyone else was laughing so hard that they were out of breath. Only Mo Xuan, who stood beside him, had a frown on his face. The two staff members looked at Mo Xuan after laughing, and they all showed some respect for him. They thought, "Oh, Mr. Mo can actually hold back his laughter. I really admire him!" "Mr. Mo is so awesome. He can actually stand in front of such a funny person without any expression!"

People thought Leng Mo was done with her drunken rage, but what happened next was the correct way to behave. She put on the green hat on her sportswear and stepped on a chair to get directly onto the dining table. Fortunately, the dining table was quite large, with only a bouquet of flowers in the middle. Leng Mo squatted down, took a flower from the vase on the table, used it as a microphone, and began to sing, "Ahhhhhh! I'll Love You Until I Die!"

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