I go crazy, you offer sacrifice to the heavens, the anti-involution in the cultivation world

Chapter 14: A Life of Mediocrity

"Yes, I just ate a pancake. Would you like to have two too?"

Nie Baili was puzzled.

I suddenly recalled the scene of my entry into the sect in my previous life.

Oh!

It turned out to be that naughty uncle-master.

The big guys at the top also looked confused, but in the face of strength, they knew to shut up.

Then, the words on the water curtain slowly dissipated, and a new line of words condensed.

"Do you like dad or mom?"

Nie Baili read out the question and answered it simply:

"I like mom. My dad died a long time ago!"

Shen Ji's eyes moved slightly, and finally he lowered his eyes and continued to watch.

The water curtain disappeared again, and asked one last question:

What do immortal cultivators do?

Seeing this question, Nie Baili couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Answer as you like:

"Wuwei! What can I do? Although I am cultivating to be an immortal, among all the cultivators throughout history, only a handful have ever ascended to heaven."

"If this is the goal, most cultivators will be ineffective!"

"You've spent your whole life doing nothing!"

This answer made all the bigwigs present gasp.

How many people can become immortals by practicing Taoism?

Therefore, the cultivators divided the spiritual power performance at each stage into levels, created major sects to demonstrate their strength, and created a strength ranking list to show off their self-esteem.

But facing the ultimate goal of becoming an immortal.

We are all losers.

for what?

Inaction!

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha what a Wuwei! Wuwei is good!"

The water curtain condensed into a human shape, which was Shentu Wucuo.

The other person had a head of white hair that was randomly curled up on his head. He was so happy that he slapped his thigh and laughed out loud.

It is really far from the image of a high and mighty elder.

"Little kid, what's your name? Would you like to be my disciple?"

Nie Baili knelt down respectfully and replied:

"My disciple Nie Baili has little talent and weak spiritual roots. I am really not worthy of being your disciple."

To be a disciple of a big boss, doesn't it mean you have to be more competitive than a disciple of a big boss?

No, no, she won’t give up even if you kill her!

"Little friend, since the uncle thinks highly of you, your aptitude is not important."

Shen Wu Yue spoke, it was rare that the master uncle took a liking to his disciple, there would be someone to take over the throne!

Besides, Qingxiao Sect has plenty of elixirs that can improve spiritual roots.

Nie Baili didn't know how to refuse for a moment.

How shameless does she have to be to reject the old peak master who is the most powerful one in Qingxiao Sect, and then reject the sect master?

Shentu Wucuo saw her reluctance but didn't care.

"Oh! Accepting a disciple is all about fate. Since the little kid doesn't want to, we can't force him! Xiao Yueyue, you are going too far."

Kanbutsuki covered his face in embarrassment.

As the sect leader, he also has to save face in public!

Shen Tu turned around helplessly and said to Nie Baili:

"Didn't you just ask me if I wanted to eat? Yes, I haven't eaten for a long time, I'm starving!"

Nie Baili could only take out the cake and hand it to his uncle-master amidst the big guys' looks of "you don't know what's good".

Shentu Wucuo took it and took two bites:

"It smells good! But not as good as the half cake I had back then."

"Little girl, since I ate your cake, I owe you a favor. If you have anything to say, just disturb me!"

As the last word fell, the figure of the great-grandmaster disappeared from sight.

Only a jade pendant was left in Nie Baili's hand.

After this incident, the big guys were even more afraid to accept Nie Baili as their disciple.

Isn't it obvious that he is trying to steal people from his uncle?

Fu Meng was so jealous that her teeth were about to break. She scolded her uncle for his bad habits, but he was eager to take Nie Baili as his apprentice!

In her past and present lives, is it possible that she is no match for Nie Baili?

The most ironic thing is that Nie Baili still doesn’t accept it!

How could she not accept such a good thing?!

Fu Meng could see that his master was also very satisfied with Nie Baili.

Sure enough, during the awkward eye contact, the Master of Jianfeng Peak spoke.

"Nie Baili, are you willing to enter Jianfeng and become my disciple?"

Nie Baili declined the offer again:

"Master Xu, are you willing to repay the 100,000 spirit stones for your disciple?"

well.

It's a fatal point.

Xu Wenjing still wanted to keep him:

"I can take you in as my apprentice!"

Nie Baili still asked: "Master Xu, are you willing to repay the 100,000 spirit stones for your disciple?"

Xu Wenjing's final struggle:

"I will teach you my unique sword technique!"

Fu Meng's eyes widened. That was the sword technique that her master had suddenly realized, and he didn't even teach it to her!

And for Nie Baili, he actually threw away such a big piece of fat meat!

Nie Baili was as steady as a rock: "Master Xu, are you willing to repay the 100,000 spirit stones for your disciple?"

Xu Wenjing was furious: "If you don't give it back, get out!"

"Hey, okay!"

Nie Baili, get out of here quickly.

She had pondered the meaning of rebirth.

The first time she was reborn, she chose to continue to roll, entered the wrong industry, and ended up in a miserable situation.

After her second rebirth, of course she would go for the richest industry!

So she knelt down in front of the head of Medical Peak:

"Disciple is willing to join the Medical Peak to save the dying and heal the wounded."

The head of Medical Peak was speechless. How could the fire that he was watching spread to his own peak?

He asked politely: "Do you know the difference between Panax notoginseng and Panax notoginseng?"

Nie Baili was very naive: "What's the difference?"

Master Yi Fengfeng glared and said, "I ask you and you ask me?"

I'm testing you, can't you hear me?

This child is so stupid!

“They are the same medicinal ingredient.”

Nie Baili applauded: "Wow, Peak Master, you are so knowledgeable!"

The leader of the Ten Thousand Beasts Sect had never met anyone more stupid than this big tiger, and today he finally witnessed it.

Hubei laughed so hard that tears came out.

"Hahahahahaha, from today on, I, Hu Bei, am no longer the most stupid person in the cultivation world!"

The head of Medical Peak was very embarrassed.

It is not right to accept it, and it is not right not to accept it.

Nie Baili seemed to see the other party's embarrassment and said considerately:

"It's okay if you don't want to take me in."

"Not really..."

The head of Medical Peak felt somewhat embarrassed, and a trace of guilt rose in his heart.

What a considerate child.

But then Nie Baili started to slap his face:

"My disciple has grown legs now. He can walk to the Medical Peak by himself!"

The head of Medical Peak: "......"

So was he hit by a scammer today?

Never mind, just let him be unlucky.

"I'll take it. I didn't say I wouldn't take it. Come on!"

"But you have to pay back the 100,000 spirit stones yourself!"

The light of hope rising in Nie Baili's eyes was extinguished in an instant.

OK.

But it doesn’t matter, everyone knows that medical practitioners can make money quickly.

It’s just 100,000 spirit stones, just sprinkle some water on it!

In this life, no one can stop her from getting rich!!!

An unpredictable and ridiculous selection ceremony in the world of cultivation came to an end.

Before the meeting ended, Jianfeng Peak Master Xu Wenjing called Nie Baili:

"Wait, you said in Shuijing that you participated in the preliminary selection when you were eight years old and collected more than 300 jade tablets. Why were you eliminated?"

Fu Meng closed his eyes tightly.

Her Master always cared more about others than himself.

Even a little disciple who had rejected him!

Well, it’s not that the demons can’t go.

At worst, we can try again!

Nie Baili turned around and replied calmly: "I am young and I miss home."

Then he glanced at Fu Meng.

It seemed to laugh at her nervousness and pluck at her heartstrings.

The dream was like being struck by lightning, and it was frozen in place. My heart was in turmoil, but I couldn't speak.

She didn't understand why Nie Baili wanted to help her, but she felt relieved.

Could it be that the other party doesn't want to get his own fate back?

At worst, I can give you more resources and magic weapons in the future as repayment!