I go crazy, you offer sacrifice to the heavens, the anti-involution in the cultivation world
Chapter 18: It was so hard to get in as an undercover agent, but he was killed right away!
Nie Baili narrowed his eyes and looked solemn.
"This stick..."
Guijianchou's heart tightened. It was all his fault for being so stupid. Why didn't he just use the soul-calling flag?
After much difficulty getting in as an undercover agent, he was killed right away!
"What happened to the stick?"
Nie Baili held the iron rod and touched it from top to bottom, from beginning to end.
The touch made Guijianchou feel creepy.
"This iron rod...is of really good quality! Where did you get it?"
Gui Jianchou wiped the sweat off his forehead and said, "...I picked it up at the foot of the mountain."
Hua Shengsheng also came up to him and said, "Which foot of the mountain? I want to pick one up too. I don't like ordinary sticks. I must pick up one that is thick, long and smooth like this!"
Ghost: “…”
Demon tribe Ailao Mountain.
"Okay, quickly remove the shovel and weld it to the iron rod."
After a while, a simple plowing tool was ready.
Use a rope to put the rake around the white tiger's neck and sink the shovel into the soil.
Nie Baili stood on the stick of the soul-calling flag, raised the small rattan stick, and hit the white tiger's raised buttocks.
"drive!"
Baihu Jiyan shook her hips: "......"
"Senior Sister Nie, I'm not a cow."
"so what?"
Ji Yan rubbed his tickled buttocks with his tail in grievance: "So don't hit me, I can run away by myself."
Nie Baili understood.
"I understand. The cow has to be beaten to work. You can turn it by putting a rope on it."
Ji Yan: “…”
It's not that cheap either.
But the white tiger still raised its claws and rushed forward, dragging the rake and Nie Baili.
It only takes one stick of incense to cultivate an acre of land.
"Shengsheng, use the fire-repelling spell to block out the empty space on the map. Yueyue, use the fire to burn all these messy vines and weeds. Remember, use a small fire! A small fire!!!"
Nie Baili was afraid that Yue Li would burn the entire mountain.
"understand!"
Hua Shengsheng used talisman paper to isolate the reserved area, and Yue Li suppressed the urge to start a big fire. A trickle of fire emerged from the palm of his hand, burning all the vines around.
But after a while, the Fujiwara that required five people to clean up turned into flat ground.
Nie Baili followed the same method and asked Ji Yan to plow the field.
Hua Shengsheng stopped her and said, "I want to stand on it too!"
childish!
Nie Baili got down from the handle of the soul-calling banner and was replaced by Hua Shengsheng.
Guijianchou watched helplessly as his magic weapon was trampled into the dirt like a foot pad.
Nie Baili walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "Thank you, brother."
Guijianchou said with tears in his eyes, you’re welcome.
Hua Shengsheng's land surfing made Jiang Yueli very envious.
After he plowed a few acres of land, he waved his hand and said, "It's my turn. It's my turn to play!"
Hua Shengsheng had no choice but to come down and let Jiang Yueli go up.
Yet he had to sigh: "Ghost Junior Brother, just tell me where you picked this up. It doesn't get deformed at all when I step on it. It's a really good stick!"
Soul-Calling Banner: ...Thank you for the good comment.
Guijianchou simply turned his back, unable to bear to look.
He felt sad when he thought about the magic weapon he had refined, which normally had to be wiped with heavenly silk when it got blood on it, and now was being stepped on by people one after another!
Ji Yan was very greedy when several people were playing together.
"I also want to..."
Jiang Yueli frowned: "Who will come to pull it?"
Ji Yan pointed at them and said, "The four of you pull it together!"
Hua Shengsheng felt that there was a barrier between humans and animals and was about to shake his head.
Nie Baili said, "That makes sense. Let's take turns."
Hua Shengsheng complained: "Oh, no way, the first thing I do when I come to the cultivation world is to plow the land?"
In terms of action, he had already taken the first step, and did not forget to bring Guijianchou along.
Poor guy, not only has he never experienced land surfing, he also has to plow the land like a cow.
"Hahaha, it feels so good to stand on it! Go! Hurry up and run~"
Ji Yan stood on the soul-calling banner, looked up to the sky and laughed, ordering the four men pulling the plow in a domineering manner.
Guijianchou felt sorry for his magic weapon while pulling Ji Yan, who weighed one ton, with a distorted expression.
Jiang Yueli's face turned red as he held it in: "Oh, I can't pull it anymore, Brother Hu, you need to lose weight!"
"Hahahahahahahahahaha I can't run unless I'm full!"
The laughter drifted far away and fell on Qu Fengshi's sleeves along with the fallen leaves.
"You should learn from these kids and not get discouraged in the face of adversity. At this rate, I'm afraid I won't be able to keep my 150,000 spirit stones."
Qu Fengshi brushed away the fallen leaves on his sleeves and shifted his gaze away from the group of people at Shoufeng.
"The disciple retire."
Elder Lu sighed: "Why bother, the inner sect is not short of people now."
He wanted his apprentice to learn from the new disciples, who set off the fireworks on their own if the sect didn't take them seriously and forgot to do so.
Always maintain a positive attitude towards yourself and be determined and positive.
Qu Fengshi said calmly: "It doesn't matter whether it's the inner or outer sect. On the road of cultivation, if you don't make progress, you will regress."
Then he turned around, without taking away a trace of breeze.
*
Late at night, a group of people returned to their room carrying shovels.
Only Guijianchou held his soul-calling banner and avoided Hua Shengsheng's dirty hands.
"Show me, just play for one night."
Nie Baili indeed did not realize that this was the stick of the soul-summoning banner. After all, she had never seen it in her previous life. The only person who had seen it was Shen Ji.
Just as I reached the top of the stairs, a young disciple dressed in steward's clothes came down.
Nie Baili subconsciously dodged, but the other party came right in front of her and looked her up and down with a look of contempt.
"Stop, don't you know the rules when you see the steward?"
She was impatient: "A good dog doesn't block the road."
"Junior sister does have a bad temper. No wonder even the great-grandmaster uncle rejected her and deliberately stayed in the outer sect. Does she want to be intimate with your group of lovers?"
"Keep your mouth clean!"
Hua Shengsheng rolled up his sleeves and got to work.
"You dare? Junior brother, I have to report the performance of the new disciples to the masters of each peak after the general training."
The implication is that this person holds the future of all new disciples in his hands.
Nie Baili raised his hand, signaling his friend to calm down, with a smile on his lips all the time.
"Is this what Senior Sister Fu Meng taught you?"
The young steward choked: "What Senior Sister Fu Meng? It's you who acted frivolously. Many outer disciples dislike you. I warn you..."
Before anyone could say anything, Nie Baili lost interest in listening.
The shovel hit him straight on the forehead. The young manager smiled contemptuously, but before he could react, he felt a chill on the back of his neck.
He avoided the attack from the shovel, but fell headfirst onto Nie Baili's fist.
As his Adam's apple shattered, his lower body tightened and he fell straight down the stairs.
Nie Baili: "...your kick..."
"He deserves it!"
How dare you speculate about the innocent friendship between him and Xiaobai!
Unlike in the stories where the man would turn around and handsomely beat someone up, it was impossible for Nie Baili to really let the manager fall to the ground and then turn the tables on him afterwards.
"Shengsheng, go find Senior Brother Qu and report this to him."
"how about you?"
"I?"
There are no ambulances or anything like that in the world of cultivation.
"I'll throw him to Medical Peak."
In her previous life, such a person would not be worthy of appearing in front of her, but now she is just a new outer sect disciple.
Hua Shengsheng was also very angry, but he had to bow his head under the eaves:
"When I become the chief steward of the outer sect, I will ask him to carry my shoes every day!"
Nie Baili advised: "Hey, wasn't your ideal still the leader of Qingxiao Sect before? Why did it depreciate?"
Hua Shengsheng muttered: "I call this adjusting goals according to reality. People can't be unrealistic."
After saying that, the two went their separate ways.
Nie Baili had never been to Yifeng before, and the first time he came was to treat someone who was looking for trouble.
She is simply a living Virgin Mary!
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