I go crazy, you offer sacrifice to the heavens, the anti-involution in the cultivation world

bang bang bang-

On the way down the mountain, gorgeous fireworks bloomed in the sky.

Blue represents that the Qingxiao Sect has gained a disciple, red represents that the Wanshou Sect has gained a disciple, and purple represents that the Astrology Sect has gained a disciple.

Nie Baili walked down the mountain while watching the fireworks.

The initiation of new disciples was as grand as the Yaozi ceremony in northern Myanmar.

However, judging from past lives, there is indeed only gain and no loss.

The reason why a large sect is called a large sect is that each of its disciples is enough to crush a small sect.

Why is every graduating student so outstanding?

Of course, it’s because if you’re not excellent, you’ll never be able to graduate!

When she was the head of the sect, she worried about her disciples' graduation every year so much that her hair fell out in clumps!

The sect refused to release the disciples for the sake of face, and the disciples found others to take the exam for them in order to graduate. All kinds of means were used, but in the end the sect managed to keep the title of Qingxiao Yanxuan and ensure the quality of its products.

Humming a little tune, Nie Baili walked slowly down the mountain while holding a piece of wild grass in his mouth.

Suddenly, a ball of brilliant sparks broke through the darkness with a whistling sound. In an instant, almost half of the Yunzhen Continent was shrouded in light.

The night turned into day in an instant, and the surroundings were as bright as day. Nie Baili looked up and just saw the fireworks blooming.

The blooming lotus flowers herald the most dazzling existence among the young geniuses in the Yunzhen Continent.

Finally, it turned blue and disappeared into the sky, and the surroundings became pitch black again.

She knew who the Qingxiao Sect was celebrating for.

Chen Ji, an unlucky person that she didn't even want to mention.

Fortunately, in this life, I no longer have to compete with him, nor do I have to endure the elders' praise and pity gazes.

Just let the dreams go!

She wants to go home for dinner!

Early in the morning, Xinghua Village welcomed an uninvited guest.

"Village Chief, I'm back!!!"

"Mom, I'm back!!!"

"Brother, I'm back!!!"

Now everyone in the village woke up and went out to take a look. Isn’t this Aunt Nie’s daughter?

The village chief looked at the girl who was wearing thin clothes but smiling, and asked quickly:

"Why are you back? Aren't you going to take the entrance exam for a large sect?"

Nie Baili chuckled and said, "I didn't pass the exam!"

The chatterbox at the side couldn't help but say: "You don't want an immortal like you who can study and do accounts?"

Nie Baili scratched his head: "There are always people better than you. There are people like me everywhere."

These two sentences, which used to feel shameful just thinking about them, can now be said without any pressure. Nie Baili really feels that he has grown up and dares to admit his ordinariness.

In her previous life, admitting her ordinariness was tantamount to overturning her entire life and completely denying her value.

"White quinoa!"

"elder brother!!"

When Nie Baili heard the familiar voice, he rushed forward without saying a word and bumped into a warm embrace.

Nie Yichun, her biological brother in this world, is also an ordinary person. He has participated in the sect's preliminary election but has never entered the second round.

In her previous life, she had not been home for a long time. When she saw her brother again, he had become the Ghost King.

She didn't want to delve into the reasons, and the most important thing was to cherish the present.

"As long as you are safe, let's go home."

Just like the thousands of times he took his sister home when they were children, Nie Yichun held his sister's hand, but he felt that she was much more lively.

He didn't dare mention the fact that his sect was not selected, for fear of upsetting his stubborn sister.

When I got home, my mother was not there.

She asked immediately, "Where's my mother?"

"Auntie Zhou next door gave birth, and she went to help."

The brother thoughtfully went to the stove to light the fire and prepare to steam some buns for his sister.

"Mrs. Zhou is pregnant? Isn't her husband..."

Are you born impotent?

Nie Baili closed his mouth silently. He was caught off guard when he saw the melon just after returning home.

Fortunately, my brother was considerate and patiently explained:

"It is said that a begging monk came..."

"Oh! Borrow a monk to give birth to a child."

"..."

Nie Baili had an expression that said "I understand" on his face, which scared his brother.

Is this still his sister who has gone insane from studying too much?

"No, that monk had some skills and cured the strange disease of Mrs. Zhou's husband. She got pregnant in a few days!"

Nie Baili: “…”

This is not a monk, this is a male expert! Even Hua Tuo would be better than him!

Her stomach growled with hunger and she took a few more gulps of water.

"Brother, is your stove lit?"

There were a few coughs from the kitchen. Nie Yichun, with a dark and dusty face, said to his sister:

"There's a happy event at Zhou's family, and my mother is helping with the delivery, so it wouldn't be a problem for us to go and ask for a bowl of porridge."

Nie Baili asked tentatively: "How about I light the fire?"

Nie Yichun refused to do it. At most he couldn't burn the house, but his sister could burn down the whole house!

The two came to Mrs. Zhou's house, and as soon as they approached, Nie Baili felt a hint of ghostly aura.

Strange, where does this ghostly aura come from?

She stopped her brother and saw the blood on the ground where a chicken was killed. Without saying a word, she smeared the blood on her brother's hands.

"Wait for me here!"

After saying that, he rushed into the house without waiting for his brother to react.

Nie Yichun was so anxious that he shouted behind him: "Don't go, or you might get scared!"

However, Nie Baili had already rushed in. There were bursts of wailing in the room. His mother was squatting beside the bed with sweat on her forehead.

"Is the fetus in an abnormal position?"

"No! I didn't touch the head. Does this child have no head?"

"Belly, her belly is still getting bigger, no, it's the baby that's growing!"

Several women with childbirth experience were in a mess, carrying out basins of blood, and the smell of blood lingered around Nie Baili's nose.

She walked forward slowly and found that the source of the evil spirit was Mrs. Zhou's belly.

There seemed to be a Nezha inside, and his belly was bulging.

Her intuition told her that if she didn't take action, the things inside would break out of the skin!

"Step aside!"

She shouted loudly, and everyone in the room looked at her. Her mother was even more surprised:

"Chenopod?"

Nie Baili did not answer, but simply pulled her mother away, and pushed several people around her away as well.

The next second—

With a tearing sound, the ghost energy broke through the belly, and a meat ball like an octopus fell to the ground, scaring the midwife and several aunts to scream.

Mrs. Zhou's mother-in-law closed her eyes and fainted on the ground in fear.

Nie Baili overturned the candle and ignited the quilt without hesitation, then destroyed the formation that had been set up on the ground at some point. Listening to the sound of flames tearing at the flesh, the lump of flesh inside began to wriggle.

Finally, the meat ball transformed into a ghost baby with ghostly eyes and a purple body, and escaped through the window.

There was chaos outside the house again.

When Nie Baili chased out, the ghost baby had disappeared.

She subconsciously took control of the situation: "Where's Zhou Dachuan? Find him and ask him if he knows whether his wife is pregnant with a human or a ghost! Burn all the sheets and quilts that the ghost baby has touched, and quickly carry away the fainted people!"

Just after giving the order, Nie Baili suddenly woke up.

She...is no longer the senior sister.

This is not the Qingxiao Sect, so she doesn't need to step forward and take charge of the situation in times of danger.

The people around him stood still, staring in disbelief at this child who was less than ten years old.

Nie Baili laughed awkwardly: "Ha, that's what's written in the book, I don't understand anything..."

Before he could finish, he felt a sharp pain in his ear.

Her mother was pulling her ears and walking out:

"You little bastard, you dare to enter the delivery room without fear of collision? You are asking for your life!"

Nie Yichun had already washed his hands and hurriedly explained:

"Mom, I didn't stop her. Don't blame my sister. She was just hungry and wanted to have a meal with you."

Aunt Nie didn't let her son go either, and slapped him:

"I'll settle your score too. I have no milk, so you two will starve to death!"

"A teenager who can't even light a fire, what can you do to find a wife?"

Without waiting for Nie Baili to struggle, her mother grabbed one of their ears and gave them a good scolding.

The child ran away, the daughter-in-law was gone, and the Zhou family's happy event turned into a sad one.

Everyone didn't know how to comfort him, so they started talking about reliable Taoist priests and monks.

Nie Baili brought a bowl of hot porridge, sat on the bench, and listened to Zhou Dachuan crying:

"It was all that monk who lied to me. He told me that he could make my wife's belly swell up. I stood outside the dilapidated temple in the cold wind all night, just waiting to borrow sperm to have a child. I never thought that it would end up harming my wife!"

Nie Baili almost choked on her porridge. It turned out that she guessed right at that time.

After finishing the porridge, she put down the bowl, took her mother and brother's hands, and went home humming a little tune.

The rice fields herald a good harvest, with plump ears of grain swaying in the wind. The three of them shuttled through the undulating waves of wheat, with satisfied smiles on their faces.

In her previous life, in order to make a name for herself, she didn't go home for more than ten years. She collected a lot of elixirs and magical instruments and fantasized about returning home in glory. When she finally met her relatives again, they had already passed away.

She was already extremely satisfied that they could be reunited in this life. She believed that her elder brother in the previous life had fallen into the ghost path because of the ghost baby.

As for why the ghost baby appeared in Xinghua Village, it was none of her business.

She is just an ordinary person now, so let the task of eliminating demons and defending the Way be left to the monks who are willing to risk their lives!

If she were to start over again, she would take a rest!