I go crazy, you offer sacrifice to the heavens, the anti-involution in the cultivation world

Xinghua Village.

As soon as Suiyu and others appeared, they attracted the attention of the whole village.

The village chief even knelt down and kowtowed on the spot:

"The immortal has come to the world, please bless us with a good harvest!"

“May I have many children and grandchildren!”

"Please bless me to study in high school!"

"Bless me seven times a night!"

......

The more you say it, the more outrageous it becomes.

Seeing that he knelt in a circle, Suiyu was quite distressed:

"Please stand up quickly. We are not immortals. We are just disciples of Qingxiao Sect who are here to investigate the ghost baby."

The village chief was stunned for a moment, and pointed at Shen Ji: "Isn't this the golden boy beside the Queen Mother?"

Although Chen Ji is cute, he speaks directly: "I am not an immortal. I will not bless you with a good harvest or help you study in high school. If you do it seven times a night, your body will fail."

The village chief stood up immediately and said, "What bad luck! Why are you kneeling?"

Farmers never kneel to useless gods!

The crowd dispersed, and the boatman Zhou's men took Suiyu and the others back.

After several people investigated, they found no clues. The monk disappeared, and Zhou's daughter-in-law was considered unlucky and cremated and buried early. The witnesses around were afraid of attracting ghosts and kept silent.

After asking around, I found out there was only one clue.

That was the eight-year-old child who saved everyone and drove away the ghost baby on the day the ghost baby happened.

"What does an eight-year-old know? I think it's just a blind cat catching a dead mouse!"

The five hundred year old foundation-building disciple behind him opened his mouth to speak, but was poked by his companion’s elbow.

The two of them immediately thought of their less than ten-year-old Jindan junior brother, and felt regretful.

However, Chen Ji has remained silent since he came down the mountain, and has followed Senior Brother Suiyu's instructions.

"Let's go and ask this child prodigy."

The broken jade was settled, and the group came to Aunt Nie's house.

At this moment, Nie Baili was being chased and beaten by his mother with a broom because he ate duck but not its butt at noon:

"You've eaten the duck legs, but you can't eat the duck butt? You've got your mouth full of oil and you won't even want to drink a bowl of porridge! I think you've been living too comfortably!"

Aunt Nie felt that her daughter had become picky since her goods were returned by the Qingxiao Sect.

She has the habits of a lady and is extremely lazy.

He also often said arrogantly: "Since ancient times, everyone has to die. Whether you die early or lazy, you will die."

If you don’t teach her a lesson, she’ll never be able to get married!

Nie Baili was prepared and was not surprised when he saw the broken jade.

However, the white jade boy beside him made his heart stop and his pupils dilated unconsciously.

I would recognize this person even if he turned into ashes!

What’s more, it’s just shrinking!

He paused and was knocked to the ground by his mother with a broom.

Aunt Nie was so scared that she quickly dropped her broom and said, "You're too lazy to run? You little girl!"

Suiyu touched his nose and bowed:

"Madam, I am a disciple of the Qingxiao Sect. May I ask if there is a ghost-exorcist girl in your family? Can I meet her?"

As he spoke, his eyes were fixed on Nie Baili who was lying on the ground.

Aunt Nie pulled her daughter up from the ground and said, "Can't you see with your eyes? What can you do when it's right under my nose?"

Nie Baili was held in his mother's hand like this, staring at Shen Ji opposite him.

When he was a child, Shen Ji was less aloof and indifferent, but he was still as pure and flawless as ever.

Even the headmaster and the elders were deceived by his well-behaved appearance.

Only she knew that beneath his white jade skin was a rebellious and conceited heart that looked down on everyone equally.

When others came to him for advice, he was deliberately vague, and if they asked more than a few times, he would become impatient and advise them to change their careers as soon as possible.

In every competition, he could obviously knock her down with one move, but he chose not to do anything to give her hope, and finally killed her with one move at the moment when he had the best chance of winning!

Seeing this face, her lost desire to be the King of Curls almost came back to life.

If I don't take revenge now, when will I?

Nie Baili smiled, revealing his little white teeth.

Little Chen Ji should have never seen a naughty child at this time, right?

Seeing Nie Baili staring at Junior Brother Shen, Suiyu's mind moved slightly, and he lowered his head and said:

"Junior brother, you two are about the same age, why don't you go and ask?"

Nowadays, young girls also have their own aesthetic standards and they like those who are good-looking.

My junior fellow apprentice has already started to attract a lot of attention at such a young age. I'm sure he will be even more powerful when he grows up.

Shen Ji nodded, took a step forward, faced a pair of hazy and curious eyes, and retracted the cold air on his body.

"Little sister..."

"Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow I want his clothes!! Mom, take off his clothes! I have never worn such beautiful clothes!"

Nie Baili fell to the ground at lightning speed and rolled around on the ground.

He kicked his legs and feet deliberately, raising dust one meter high.

Shen Ji was stunned and opened his mouth to eat a mouthful of ash.

He didn't understand how someone could be a normal person one second and cry like a madman the next!

Aunt Nie was even more shocked because her daughter had never cried since she was born and could speak.

Why today...Qingxiao Sect’s clothes?

That's it!

"Oh my, I'm sorry, my daughter was eliminated from the preliminary selection of some sect a while ago, and I haven't recovered from it yet. Please forgive me..."

Aunt Nie loved her daughter dearly and never dared to mention the Immortal Sect. She didn't expect that she would be stimulated today.

"It turns out that she is a junior sister from destiny. Since she can drive away the ghost baby, her talent must be high. If you can provide any clues, we can provide the spirit-testing instrument for further testing. If she has spiritual roots, she can enter the sect directly!"

People without spiritual roots cannot see the jade token at all, so it is natural for them to be eliminated.

The spirit-testing instrument is just an empty promise. It will be the same no matter how many times you test it.

The broken jade is just used to appease children, it can't reveal anything anyway.

Mother Nie was overjoyed!

Nie Bailimenqing: "Wow wow wow wow wow! I don't want it, I just want this dress!"

Take it off!

Senior Brother Shen, who has always been aloof and dignified, has never experienced streaking!

Shen Ji took off the jade pendant: “This is for you, but not the clothes.”

Nie Baili on the ground was still struggling like a loach, crying loudly:

"No, no! I just want the clothes, and if you don't give them to me, I won't tell you!"

Shen Ji stood up: "Brother, let's go."

Suiyu is in a dilemma, this is the last clue.

"Junior brother, just one set of clothes, or..."

"Underwear too!"

Nie Baili was dirty all over, his face was dark, and he had a mouthful of hard, small white teeth!

Broken Jade: “…”

Shen Jibai's face wrinkled into a ball:

"Why is my little sister forcing me?"

Nie Baili’s answer: Crawling all over the floor screaming.

In just half an hour, Shen Ji realized what it meant to play the lute to a cow and what species isolation meant, and vowed to stay away from naughty children in the future.

In the end, Nie Baili got tired from playing and got up by himself.

She clapped her hands: "Want to know the clues?"

Suiyu was also tortured to the point of losing her temper, but because she was not his own junior sister, he couldn't scold her.

"You say."

"Unless he calls me sister!"

Following the direction of Nie Baili's finger, Suiyu saw resistance written all over his junior brother's cold face.

"Brother, let's go."

"Junior brother, in fact, when you are out, having more sisters means having more options..."

Shen Ji became even quieter.

After silently reciting Article 5 of the Monk's Code of Conduct a hundred times, he spoke with difficulty:

"...elder sister."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Nie Baili laughed out loud for the first time, and all the resentment from his previous life was swept away.

She generously showed the ghost baby form and the remaining formation to a few people, and sent away Shen Ji, whose face was as cold as jade.

After they left, Aunt Nie said distressedly:

"Isn't there a way to test your spiritual roots? Why don't you test it? What if...right!"

Nie Baili hugged his mother's sturdy waist and looked up and said:

"Mom, I don't want to cultivate, can I accompany you?"

Aunt Nie sighed and said, "Why don't you have the energy and spirit you used to have?"

It's useless to have it. If it is not destined to be yours, you will eventually lose it.

Even if she is trapped to death, she will be cannon fodder!

Nie Baili picked up the broom and swept the floor resignedly.

Thirty seconds later, I heard my mother scream again:

"Ah ...

"...Mom, calm down. It's not easy to have a baby. Take care of your baby! I'll go up the mountain to collect firewood now!"

......

While things were in chaos here, things were not going well for Su Yu on the other side either.

He led his fellow apprentices to the forest where the ghost baby disappeared, only to find that the Life-Chasing Bees were buzzing around, with Suiyu leading the way:

“The disciples in the late Jindan period will follow me to explore the mountain, while Junior Brother Shen and the other disciples will guard the mountain pass.”

He remembered the sect leader's order and did not dare to take his fellow apprentice into danger.

After Suiyu left, several centenary Jindan brothers who usually called each other "junior brothers" stayed away from Chen Ji.

Chen Ji didn't take it to heart. Everyone in the world comes for profit, and everyone in the world goes for profit.

Suddenly, the tracking bee turned around and beeped in another direction.

"Chase!"

Shen Ji took two steps and found that his fellow apprentices behind him did not move, and asked in confusion:

"you..."

"What's wrong with us? It's none of our business. Isn't it all his credit for breaking the jade? Oh, yes, and yours as the sect master's disciple."

"That's right. Why should we, a bunch of little minions, chase after them and risk our lives?"

Not enough words to speculate.

Shen Ji never explained much, it was useless anyway.

He chased after it. The ghost baby's giggles were like crows flying in a dead tree, endless in his ears, making him feel restless.

The fog around was getting thicker, and the ancient green trees were looming in the fog. The twisted tree trunks looked as if they were carved with painful human faces, wailing silently.

With one frosty sword, the air condensed into ice, and finally turned into an invisible wind blade, splitting the fog.

The only aloof hair on the ghost baby's head was split in two. Just when he was feeling thankful for having one more hair, the two thin hairs fell silently to the ground in the wind.

Ghost baby: Ah baa kakakaka!

Don’t think he has no face just because he is a ghost!

The enraged ghost baby leaped into the air, and the moment it opened its mouth, its purple face was instantly torn in half, and its thick and long tongue stretched five meters and whipped towards Shen Ji.

Chen Ji was not in a hurry. He blocked the ghost baby's huge mouth with one knife, and grabbed the tip of its tongue with his other hand. He did a Haidilao noodle-throwing move, and finally turned around and went back.

He tied the ghost baby tightly and did not forget to tie a bow on its head.

The mission was accomplished, and when Shen Ji was about to return with the 'gift', several footsteps slowly approached.

The few disciples who had been reluctant to help clapped their hands, pushed aside the branches, and walked out of the fog.

“Junior Brother Shen, is the ghost baby heavy? Do you want the senior brothers to help you get it?”

Shen Ji understood clearly that this was an attempt to steal the credit.

Both sides were focused on each other and did not notice the little girl picking mushrooms in the fog.

Nie Baili had never expected that the cold and noble Chen Ji would be bullied one day.

Seeing that Chen Ji was about to hand over the ghost baby, Nie Baili's imbalance in his heart began to play tricks again.

Don’t be cowardly when you should be, and be cowardly when you shouldn’t be!

If he had been willing to give in once in his previous life, I would have called him senior brother long ago.

"Broken Jade——!"

The sudden scream almost sprained everyone's waist. Shen Ji's hand slipped and the ghost baby sat on the ground.

"Ababababababa!!!"

The ghost baby cursed.

"who!"

Shen Ji saw Nie Baili and took two steps back.

"Hey, hello, fellow immortals. I think this ghost baby is quite heavy, and I was afraid that none of you could lift it, so I called the leader back to carry it. Don't be polite, it's all my job."

Nie Baili played dumb and made all the Jindan disciples so angry that they jumped up and down.

"A mere mortal..."

"Rule 5 of the Monk's Code of Conduct."

Shen Ji's words calmed everyone down. All cultivators are not allowed to harm mortals. Those who violate this will surely die in the tribulation!

Nie Baili was still pretending to be stupid:

"What's wrong? Did I do something wrong? Or is shamelessness the norm in the cultivation world? Then I need to learn more!"

Shen Ji took a step forward and stood between Nie Baili and his brothers who had ill intentions.

"Your family is here to see you."

Nie Baili turned her head and saw her brother waving at her breathlessly.

"Bai Li, mom asked me to call you home for dinner!"

When she looked back again, she was stunned. Shen Ji put his hand on her shoulder. Although he was only ten years old, he gave her a sense of calmness and reliability.

"Go back. A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall. Don't act rashly in the future."

Nie Baili was not reckless. Firstly, cultivators were bound by karma, and secondly, she believed that Chen Ji would not sit idly by.

It is obvious that in his previous life he was also a gentleman who hated evil and was a senior brother.

A complex emotion surged into Nie Baili's heart, and she slapped Shen Ji's hand away.

"Go away, don't touch me with your ghost hands!"

Then he went home with his brother, carrying a basket of brightly colored mushrooms.

Shen Ji's fingertips shrank slightly, and the tingling feeling lingered.

After everyone disappeared from his sight, he calmed down and brought the ghost baby to his fellow brothers again.

"Hahahaha, you're smart. Do you know what to say when Senior Brother Suiyu comes back later?"

The three Jindan had arrogance and disdain in their eyes.

So what if they are from the Chen family of Zhongzhou? Even if their legitimate son joins the sect, he still has to ask his senior brothers to work like them slaves!

"know."

Shen Ji said indifferently.

The leading late Jindan disciple reached out and took the ghost baby:

"You are still young and lack experience. The brothers are teaching you the principles of life. You should be grateful..."

Click——

The ghost baby's purple face was splattered with blood, and boiling, fear, coldness... many horrifying feelings flashed through its eyes.

The bow on its head came undone and its tongue lay on the ground like a dead snake. It was a perfect opportunity to escape, but it sat down on the ground with its eyes wide open, shock written all over its inhuman face.

"you..."

The golden elixir in the body of the senior brother who was in the late golden elixir stage was shattered by a sword, and he was bleeding and his eyes were bloodshot.

The two minions around him immediately drew their swords, but were suppressed by Shen Ji's realm and could not move.

"You are not a Jindan!!"

As soon as he finished saying this, he exploded and died.

Shen Ji coldly retracted his sword, with an indifferent expression on his face as if the person he just killed was not a human.

"So the brothers' deaths were not unjust."

The two disciples lying on the ground beside him just wanted to beg for mercy, but the invisible pressure suddenly penetrated into their internal organs, and the golden elixirs in their bodies shattered.

"Where to run?"

The ghost baby had just crawled less than ten meters when a death-threatening voice came from behind.

Anyway, he was born to be someone's son, so there's nothing wrong with following his heart: "Dad!!"

Shen Ji pulled his tongue back like he was walking a dog, and pointed at the pile of blood and flesh on the ground:

"eat."